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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Chachi posted:

Schnorkles is real and strong and they are my friend thanks for reading

:glomp:

e: balls.

Edwin balls.

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Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me
kind of a kim deal

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/792908841289588736

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/792909848446767105

need sopan transcripts now

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Romney's last public appearance before the election was in Ohio, and that rally was the birthplace of #RomneyDeathRally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuT15bo3iP8

A fanfare for the common man for a not so common man.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




very late last night i ended up drinking and tlaking for a bit w a libertarian md, a quiet but im p sure not remotely libertarian md, a v day crew in the good way computer man of some sort, and a lady originally from the north of england who i think was connected to oxford somehow but i never found out for sure

we ended up talking politics a shitload and the md was really excited about it because he apparently thought we were smart cookies and it turns out his political opinions usually dont engender clever conversation re politics for some reason

i was super drunk by then tho so i literally started lecturing but it was apparently a good lwcture so ~*srill got it~*

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/twitchyteam/status/792898257265553410

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009


650 million more people would necessitate huge infrastructure investments

Food distribution alone, you'd probably need something like a taco truck on every street corner to keep all those extra people fed

zakkro
May 29, 2015


I'd read a spinoff thread called Schnorkles Loves Chachi

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


Man Musk posted:

I'm skeptical Chicago even exists. Quite frankly, it sounds made up

I just drove through it today, there was a plane flying around a Chinese Americans For Trump banner

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




zakkro posted:

I'd read a spinoff thread called Schnorkles Loves Chachi

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

very late last night i ended up drinking and tlaking for a bit w a libertarian md, a quiet but im p sure not remotely libertarian md, a v day crew in the good way computer man of some sort, and a lady originally from the north of england who i think was connected to oxford somehow but i never found out for sure

we ended up talking politics a shitload and the md was really excited about it because he apparently thought we were smart cookies and it turns out his political opinions usually dont engender clever conversation re politics for some reason

i was super drunk by then tho so i literally started lecturing but it was apparently a good lwcture so ~*srill got it~*

i talk about politics irl much the same way i do in my posts

Fox Ironic
Jul 19, 2012

by exmarx

Carpenter. I like that. I've always wanted to learn more woodworking, as it is the one craftsmen type thing that I've tried that I didn't completely loving suck at.

Edit: Though Miner would have been appropriate too since I am literally a Data Miner IRL.

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Oh yeah, someone mentioned Black Mirror earlier. Show owns but don't watch something like 3 hours all at once then go to sleep unless you want some really hosed up dreams.

White Christmas, San Junipero and White Bear are solid picks. Nosedive is hilarious too, especially because it's basically a remake of a Community episode.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/792906545654800384

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/SchreckReports/status/792908022766931969

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

We have room for 650 million more people

It would kind of own actually.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

i talk about politics irl much the same way i do in my posts

man that soinds awesome

we should sneak ingothe parties each other attends and lpudly shitpost aboit politics, w our moutgs

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

man that soinds awesome

we should sneak ingothe parties each other attends and lpudly shitpost aboit politics, w our moutgs

i'm sad you weren't here last night for mormon chat

i was going to tell you about the book of abraham that joseph smith translated from egyptian heiroglyphics.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.




Dorf me.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Man Musk posted:

I'm skeptical Chicago even exists. Quite frankly, it sounds made up

see I'm convinced there's actually only one Dakota. They just wanted 50 states.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!



please

my liver

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/thebriefing2016/status/792817121872912384
:wtf:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
and by translated i mean made up and took a picture from the egypitan book of the dead and said "this is totally abraham sacrificing his son isaac"

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

I can tell you Sioux Falls, South Dakota exists, but that's about it.

brocretin
Nov 15, 2012

yo yo yo i loves virgins


why in god's name is this where their limit is

i don't understand :psyduck:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




I'm a noble! gently caress all y'all tend to me! entertain me!

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH




Dat's a snifit

Cmon bro do you even shyguy

YOU A FUCKING HAT fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Oct 31, 2016

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
the dakotas are very strange places

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

wait, to be serious for a second.... how exactly does he know that?

breaklaw
May 12, 2008

mrmcd posted:

Oh yeah, someone mentioned Black Mirror earlier. Show owns but don't watch something like 3 hours all at once then go to sleep unless you want some really hosed up dreams.

White Christmas, San Junipero and White Bear are solid picks. Nosedive is hilarious too, especially because it's basically a remake of a Community episode.

Owns. + Fifteen Million Merits

Which Community episode?

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats




I'm more stoked than I ought to be that Raymond Pettibon's finally making work about Trump.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

pathetic little tramp posted:

wait, to be serious for a second.... how exactly does he know that?

they chat

i've heard from people there's an occasional lunch date

zakkro
May 29, 2015


Epic High Five posted:

I'm a noble! gently caress all y'all tend to me! entertain me!

*juggles flaming chainsaws while riding a unicycle*

There :colbert:

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
I went to a Halloween party last night at a friends place, and they're from North Dakota and there were a lot of people from the Dakota's there. I said something about how Carson Wentz sucks and they all got really mad at me.

team overhead smash
Sep 2, 2006

Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

brocretin posted:

why in god's name is this where their limit is

i don't understand :psyduck:

They shook. Trump Presidency feelin' real.Time to bail.

zakkro
May 29, 2015


Schnorkles posted:

they chat

i've heard from people there's an occasional lunch date

Yeah, no

Trump has never met Putin. He thought he did once, but it was just a particularly stern-looking potato.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

pathetic little tramp posted:

wait, to be serious for a second.... how exactly does he know that?

All the email hacks that the intelligence community has told him were orchestrated by Putin were a big clue.

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

breaklaw posted:

Owns. + Fifteen Million Merits

Which Community episode?

App Development and Condiments from season 5. It's especially hilarious because that episode was from 2014. I dunno if they stole the idea, they love Community and it's a secret homage, or just a really weird coincidence.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Venom Snake posted:

nice work jeb!



please clap

Also, where my dwarf is?

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brocretin
Nov 15, 2012

yo yo yo i loves virgins

zakkro posted:

Yeah, no

Trump has never met Putin. He thought he did once, but it was just a particularly stern-looking potato.

lol if you think trump has ever seen a raw ingredient in his life

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