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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
You guys don't have to try to find out if one of your receivers can pass, you have good quarterbacks.

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Asproigerosis posted:

Maybe if you want to say alex smith legit. He's never thrown past 10 yards.

our recievers cant catch past 10 so it works out

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





"Hey, we have a stupid trick play too!"

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Matthews and Smallwood both benched

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

axeil posted:

Sproles is the best chip Kelly addition. Runner up: Chris Maragos for special teams reasons.

I had a burrito with Chris Maragos at Q'Doba when he was still at Madison.

That's my only connection to the NFL. Thanks for listening.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Yoshifan823 posted:

You guys don't have to try to find out if one of your receivers can pass, you have good quarterbacks.

If they can't catch maybe they can throw!

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
The dumbest play call there. Ughhh

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Lee is so good

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
what the gently caress was that drive

Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!
why didnt they run the free slant route play

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

euphronius posted:

Lee is so good

Yes he is. I'd put him as the cowboys MVP today.

Sproles MVP for eagles.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



euphronius posted:

Lee is so good

He can be. Yes.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


gently caress

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

lol at not kicking a fg there

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
can Dak lead a game-winning drive?

more after the break.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Bonham posted:

I'm anti covering slants, pro covering WRs with LBs


Go Cowboys

Dude, I know with all the Jap Plays tonight, but that is not the preferred nomenclature...

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

shyduck posted:

gently caress

You

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Sean Lee and DLaw bailed out that poo poo defensive drive

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




ugh

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
So I don't get why they don't try for the long fg there. I guess pining them at the 10 is smart but a two possession lead is huge

Then again Sturgis doesn't hsbe the best leg.


Oh and the Indians have a man on 3rd in the 8th. Two outs, down a run.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Qwijib0 posted:

can Dak lead a game-winning drive?

more after the break.

Ive done the math and the answer is maybe

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

lol at not kicking a fg there

With how lethargic the Cowboys offense has been today daring them to score a touchdown from poor field position is not a bad idea.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



blue squares posted:

Ive done the math and the answer is maybe

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

blue squares posted:

Ive done the math and the answer is maybe

nice commitment

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



I'm thinkin it's gonna be a squeezer

Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!
Beasley 4 foot 12 weighs a buck and ten

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Takes No Damage posted:

Dude, I know with all the Jap Plays tonight, but that is not the preferred nomenclature...

If you're not an NFC East fan, please don't try to change our preferred nomenclature.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Please tell me that is a hold.

It is. Thank loving god.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
:flag: at the 22

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
:flag: gently caress this god drat game

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Haha get hosed cowboys

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Awesome thanks Frederick

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Thank you Travis Frederick

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

gently caress

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Buklshit call bullshit gently caress

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



STRING HIM UP!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Terrible call

Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!
set up the counter by running up the butts all game, way to waste it

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
I want Jerome Boger dead

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

i've definitely seen worse go uncalled

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