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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > SNF: Dtermining which is the next Brady and which is the next (Eli) Manning
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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
nice try mclovin

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




 so close

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

 lol shiiiiiit

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Holy gently caress Dez

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
DEEEZZZZ

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
 Dak2Dez :woop:

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Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!

Bonham posted:

hoo boy
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Dez owns

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
 I loving told you.

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Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..
 man dez bryant is p cool

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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Dez Dez Dez

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Sigh. Would be nice if they'd call the cowboys line for holding all game, but whatever.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 Must be nice having a wide receiver

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




 god drat

Wentz time

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
dez bryant? he's still playing?

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 loving Jerry

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
XP


:ohdear:

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
 Wentz has yet to lead a game winning drive.

Here. We. Go.

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KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE
throw up that x

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 Holy poo poo. I just threw up, fainted and threw up again. So much crazy poo poo!

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 Good game
Happy with the Eagles effort even if they lose

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
now, can the venerable cowboy defense hold the eagles?

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Asproigerosis posted:

Redzone is coming.

Redzone Dak'd.

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incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

fsif posted:

loving Jerry

how has the stress not killed him?

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

axeil posted:

Wentz has yet to lead a game winning drive.

Here. We. Go.

oh god

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Qwijib0 posted:

now, can the venerable cowboy defense hold the eagles?

Oh my loving god I hope so

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
 We're gonna gently caress this up. Just watch. Ughhhh

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

axeil posted:

We're gonna gently caress this up. Just watch. Ughhhh

Oh my loving god I hope so

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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
I'm glad the NFC East has saved prime time

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Excited for a turnover here. We've only had 1 today so it is certainly due.

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
please don't kill Sproles

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 big hit imo

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Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!
If football was just smashing people JJ Wilcox would be p good

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 Sproles with the rag doll physics

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Bonham posted:

If football was just smashing people JJ Wilcox would be p good

Lol

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
 God loving drat it guys.

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
take that loving terrible receiver screen out of the playbook it is chip kelly garbage.

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




 god drat go deep or something

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Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..
 fantastic tackle right there

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 Scary computer

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