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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

hell yeah

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Irrelevant so long as they stay out of the end zone. Bailey would've made it here or ten yards closer.

Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!
wowowowowow

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

incompetent posted:

have you seen dak tonight?

gently caress you son

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Daaaaak

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





" Jerry Jones just had four years taken off his life here."

Please?

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Ok we never mind that we are hosed and they are gonna get a td.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
considering they can just run 10 yards at a time I don't think it matters.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Zeke :cool:

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Truckrun :stare:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



My body is ready

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Speaking of taking 4 years off Jerry's life, might Stephen be the only kid of an owner who isn't an even bigger dipshit?

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

zeeeeeke

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..
it's really fun to watch zeke blast some fuckers

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I loving hate Dallas so much

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Quiet Feet posted:

" Jerry Jones just had four years taken off his life here."

Please?

4 years less than immortal is still immortal

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Turnover here would be realllllyyyy helpful

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Quiet Feet posted:

" Jerry Jones just had four years taken off his life here."

Please?

Lol, I unironically agree, man.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Elliott's quads pumping like pistons

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Noctone posted:

it's really fun to watch zeke blast some fuckers

It's the best. He's not a large dude or anything but he loves to truck defenders when he can.

oldgoatmon
Jul 4, 2004

Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch
seemed like a false start there

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
There is no way they can't get 5 yards here. Gsme over.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Some balls on that call.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Remember when people gave the Cowboys grief for drafting Zeke

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

That was a weird option

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

bad option play imio

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

axeil posted:

There is no way they can't get 5 yards here. Gsme over.

Maybe if they make that same terrible play call

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

OT rules regarding touchdowns are dumb btw

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
lol how do you leave Witten that open of all people

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
GOD drat IT

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

WITTEN IS ALWAYS OPEN

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
gently caress FOOTBALL

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
How bout them cowboys

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
So loving glad they didn't call holding all game. What loving garbage.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

lol witten so open

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



I'm dancing

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Brockenstein posted:

Remember when people gave the Cowboys grief for drafting Zeke

To be fair the defense last year was atrocious and NO ONE saw Claiborne finally developing into a competent corner after so many years. Plus we had just signed Morris.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
ahahaha the eagles are in last place

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Tight coverage on Witten there. Dunno how Dax saw that.

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