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Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:
november, th e final frontier

these are the voyages of the starship cspam

to seek out new gifs

discover new scandals

and to go where no thread has gone before

EDIT: dead snype

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Pomp posted:

it's the same tape

another finger on the monkey's paw curls

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

the server thing is getting pretty thoroughly debunked now, read that guy's thread

https://twitter.com/randomvariable/status/793250224315756544

brocretin
Nov 15, 2012

yo yo yo i loves virgins

Keg posted:

If a Trump sex tape gets leaked, I'll jack off and cum.

you were gonna do that anyway dont lie to me

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Baller Ina posted:

november, th e final frontier

these are the voyages of the starship cspam

to seek out new gifs

discover new scandals

and to go where no thread has gone before

EDIT: dead snype

captain we appear to have drifted into an arzy nebula

Cephalocidal
Dec 23, 2005

Ripoff posted:

Imagine Trump's baby dick waggling around, women gagging at the sight of his distended gut jiggling around, Russian agents viewing the hidden cam feed choking on their vomit between spurts of "Блядь".

Camera pans to the rear end and there's a horrific sloshing RIP as he removes his girdle. The semicircle of Russian prostitutes instinctively recoil in fright.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

MariusLecter posted:

I was in Mexico earlier picking up some candy and this woman with her kids had on a black pant suit with a cape and darth vader mask with long black curly hair billowing along with the cape

I have seen the Power of the Dark

And it is :krad:

why didn't she have her secret service detail with her?

Themagicalgoat
Oct 5, 2016

Sinteres posted:

I kind of think this thinly sourced poo poo today is an indication that they're out of ammo, not that they're building to something. Wilson was promising the world by the end of last week too.

In the midst of effort and laughter, the only true gimmick is the sincere man.

So shines the bad deed in the beery pearl. So shines the bad deed in the beery pearl.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

zen death robot posted:

Will you cry a little afterward tho

I do every time

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Yinlock posted:

captain we appear to have drifted into an arzy nebula

capn, tha engines are shuttin down!

quit milk drinking and get them fixed

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004





Let me just say that I'm super happy about a broken link in this case

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

zen death robot posted:

Will you cry a little afterward tho

do...do you not?

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS
the russian blackmail is trump calling an underaged prostitute Ivanka

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Sinteres posted:

the server thing is getting pretty thoroughly debunked now, read that guy's thread

https://twitter.com/randomvariable/status/793250224315756544

now do manafort!!

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Epic High Five posted:



Let me just say that I'm super happy about a broken link in this case

God drat it. It was just a mgs 3 screenshot

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
e:f,b

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
video of trump loving an alfa bank server

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



also all y'all promising to jerk off to Trump Sex Tape, no fluffing with superior porno first. You gotta be staring at his jiggling belly the entire time from soft to comey

zakkro
May 29, 2015


So has Wikileaks dumped all of Clinton's emails?

Is she over?!

Could I be more bored?!

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Karl Sharks posted:

now do manafort!!

Manafort's pretty clearly a Putin stooge but I don't think 'hey that guy we told you when he worked for Trump is a Putin stooge was still a Putin stooge' is anything.

Cephalocidal
Dec 23, 2005

Trump puts the anal in bacchanal

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
Deepdrumpf has me shook

https://twitter.com/deepdrumpf/status/793280805095243780

https://twitter.com/deepdrumpf/status/792884977746804736

Tainen fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Nov 1, 2016

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Epic High Five posted:

also all y'all promising to jerk off to Trump Sex Tape, no fluffing with superior porno first. You gotta be staring at his jiggling belly the entire time from soft to comey

are we allowed to put on fred durst sex tape after at least

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



mormonpartyboat posted:

are we allowed to put on fred durst sex tape after at least

no

in fact if you waver from this you have to listen to the trump tape audio doubled, with one track being at a half second delay

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
it's weird to think that come thanksgiving we will have all grown apart so much that we won't even recognize each others posting anymore.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


lol

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:
id like to blame this election for my uptick in junk food consumption but really im just a pig

im surrounded by sugar rn

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Karl Sharks posted:

why didn't she have her secret service detail with her?

Her kids were two storm troopers and a skeleton girl

brocretin
Nov 15, 2012

yo yo yo i loves virgins

https://twitter.com/randomvariable/status/793250669138481152
https://twitter.com/randomvariable/status/793250853230698497
https://twitter.com/randomvariable/status/793251429687390208
...
https://twitter.com/randomvariable/status/793253700487749632
...
https://twitter.com/randomvariable/status/793258333897711616

Fidel Castronaut posted:

it's weird to think that come thanksgiving we will have all grown apart so much that we won't even recognize each others posting anymore.

nah

Colosmicon
Jan 5, 2013
we've quantum leaped again, this time into the red alert universe :ussr:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Sinteres posted:

the server thing is getting pretty thoroughly debunked now, read that guy's thread

stuff like this is why i'm inherently skeptical of any media infosec story. reporters get way out in front of their skis on this stuff all the time and people who actually do boring computer janitor work know that it's almost always either a dumb bug or someone clicking on something they shouldn't have.


like how we were all hyperventilating about russia hacking gmail until it was revealed that podesta clicked a phishing link and his password was "runner4567" with no two-factor authentication set.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Sinteres posted:

Manafort's pretty clearly a Putin stooge but I don't think 'hey that guy we told you when he worked for Trump is a Putin stooge was still a Putin stooge' is anything.

it is to me if he influenced him at all into acquiescing to putin

like fair enough with the server, it's most likely bunk, but that's just the latest in a line of weird poo poo


again, never thought trump was a russian agent, merely too easily pulled in a direction if you dangle a juicy enough carrot in front of him (president trump!!)

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lol I wish

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

That explains the other orgs passing on it.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Mannerup just punched a goblins arm off

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

pretty sure most of the conjecture was brought up by Tea Leaves, then dismissed because the traffic didn't match that profile

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
So there's either a tape of:

A) Trump banging 16-year old Russian girls (age of consent in Russia)

B) trump banging normal Russian girls but the tape clearly shows off his micropenis

C) trump banging Russian 16-year olds AND there's a clear shot of his micropenis

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Joementum posted:

stuff like this is why i'm inherently skeptical of any media infosec story. reporters get way out in front of their skis on this stuff all the time and people who actually do boring computer janitor work know that it's almost always either a dumb bug or someone clicking on something they shouldn't have.


like how we were all hyperventilating about russia hacking gmail until it was revealed that podesta clicked a phishing link and his password was "runner4567" with no two-factor authentication set.

if ya aren't using a password manager and absurdly strong passwords in 2016 i dunno what to tell ya

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:
this thread will last through the end of the year i think, trump will not just shut up come 11/9

hell keep us alive

i hope :ohdearsass:

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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Epic High Five posted:

also all y'all promising to jerk off to Trump Sex Tape, no fluffing with superior porno first. You gotta be staring at his jiggling belly the entire time from soft to comey

Boosted has the avatar if you want to start practicing :cripes:

A HORRIBLE SNIPE, ED BALLS! ED BALLS! ED BALLS!!!

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