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Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


The Man Who Would Be King
Dave Drabo and Pete Carnasky of the 25th Infantry Division teach a remote Afghan village to call in airstrikes and gain local dominance. They use their ACE educated contacts to build their leverage into a contract to rebuild the province. Drabo eventually gets shot in the back by an Afghani soldier who owes money to the Taliban.

Jaguars! fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Oct 31, 2016

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Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."
Flowers for Algernon

A mentally stunted manchild takes an internet IQ test and thinks himself to be a genius. He starts posting with a bunch of other idiots on an internet forum for "intellectuals". After one day getting the courage to leave his mothers basement, he makes a fool of himself in public and after being mocked realizes he actually was dumb all along.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Adam Vegas posted:

The Road
A man and his son travel through a godforsaken wasteland in a vain attempt to find safety and community. Along the way, they encounter the chilling remnants of a long dead society and the amoral psychopaths that remain, reigning over a land of gore and horror.

also it's set in Iowa circa 2016

A goon plays fallout 4. Complains about lack of lack of foliage. Installs mod.

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

The Great Gatsby: Exactly the same, but with some BDSM stuff thrown in for good measure.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


The Giver

Jr high student first discovers Internet pornography

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

canyoneer posted:

A Farewell To Arms

A man with a panther tattooed on his back ignores first-motorcycle buying advice from an internet forum.

Not nearly enough love for this

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
The Wave: In this stunning demonstration of the tendency of human societies towards irrational behaviour and mob thinking, an unabridged transcript of a Trump/Pence campaign rally is presented without comment.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Glenn Quebec posted:

Into the Wild Goon and cart last three days.

:laffo:

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

PokeJoe posted:

The Giver

Jr high student first discovers Internet pornography

The Receiver
by Kirk Johnson

The first in the series, though Widely panned as having serious plot holes in comparison to the second volume.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

du -hast posted:

The Receiver
by Kirk Johnson

The first in the series, though Widely panned as having serious plot holes in comparison to the second volume.

Later scholars will vindicate it as exhibiting a Ring narrative structure à la classical myths, Wagner and George Lucas.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Lamb to the Slaughter: suspicion falls upon Mrs Maloney when a search of her browser history reveals she googled "divorce lawyer affair", "police widow pension", and "frozen mutton homicide" minutes before the supposedly accidental death of her husband.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Don Quixote Part 1:

Goon project

Don Quixote Part 2:

Commentary on why it failed and who's to blame.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

du -hast posted:

The Receiver
by Kirk Johnson

The first in the series, though Widely panned as having serious plot holes in comparison to the second volume.

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Smash it Smash hit posted:

The Island of Doctor Moreau:
Goon meet

:popeye:

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Dune
Chelsea Clinton becomes the leader of ISIS.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Kennel posted:

Dune
Chelsea Clinton becomes the leader of ISIS.

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

This thread rules and I gotta say

Goldmine

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
Make Room, Make Room!

A millennial graduates from college and moves into his widowed Mother's one bedroom apartment

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

The Tell-Tale Heart: A lifelong Democrat gets into a vicious argument with his Republican friend, kills him in a fit of rage and is slowly driven insane by the sound of Dick Cheney's real heart beating under his floorboards.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
And Then There Were None
Blocking Facebook friends with lovely opinions.

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
The Count of Monte Cristo: The Story of El Chapo

Little Women: A woman speaking Spanish is used as a political pawn in an upcoming election.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 233 days!)

Crazyeyes posted:

Little Women: A woman speaking Spanish is used as a political pawn in an upcoming election.

canyoneer posted:

A Farewell To Arms

A man with a panther tattooed on his back ignores first-motorcycle buying advice from an internet forum.

Both of these are above average.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
Where In The World is Carmen Sandiego?: Brown Moses does a cursory search on Wikipedia, gets to speak at conferences.

E: No Exit: a biographical account of Julian Assange's time at the Ecuadorian embassy.

La Boheme: Mimi dies of preventable causes in America. The year is 2016.

Teriyaki Koinku fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Nov 1, 2016

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
The Last Tycoon

A visionary computer programmer/salesman founds a computer company, which succeeds through years of conflict and intrigue, and chases a desperate lost love. The story is told when he is dying in hospice from trying to cure cancer with fruit juice.


e: also lol

Kennel posted:

And Then There Were None
Blocking Facebook friends with lovely opinions.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Symposium - Party at Bryan Singer's house!

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Lord of the Rings- Grima Wormtongue heroically convinces the Rohirim to put Rohan first and not become embroiled in Gondor's expensive war. He is elected president and puts crooked gandalf in prison.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post
Stranger in a Strange Land An autistic man develops an app to discuss the nature of God with other like minded individuals. It becomes a hook up app named Grok.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Crazyeyes posted:

The Count of Monte Cristo: The Story of El Chapo

lmfao

Teriyaki Koinku posted:


E: No Exit: a biographical account of Julian Assange's time at the Ecuadorian embassy.


:vince:

La Brea Carpet posted:

Stranger in a Strange Land An autistic man develops an app to discuss the nature of God with other like minded individuals. It becomes a hook up app named Grok.

:pusheen:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
From Russia, with Love - Russian secret services come up with a plan to assassinate a comedy forums moderator for reading Wikipedia.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
Ozymandias: "Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" the last words of Gawker before taking on the Hulkster

To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time: a response to an E/N post by a Cavalier poet

Teriyaki Koinku fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Nov 1, 2016

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Mein Kampf: the sticky rules thread at the top of the forums

Everybody Poops:itoilet:💩*
*except for that one goon who OD'ed on diarrhea medicine

The Bible: just read or watch Batman Superman Repo Man ROBOCOP

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
The Aeneid: An erotic story about an intense and abusive BDSM relationship between Aeneas and Dido.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
NETWORK
A veteran YouTuber discovers he's being dropped from his partnership deal. After threatening to 'an hero' on a livestream, instead he goes into a long winded rant about demonetization and the direction of the skeptic community. This turns into a huge viewcount boost for the channel, allowing ambitious trolls to shitpost the comments section, a concept taken to unsettling extremes.

I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream
After logging into GTA Online, four men and one woman are livid upon discovering their accounts have been banned without explanation. Calls to Rockstar support leave them on hold for over an hour, then disconnected by staff.

Soylent Green
Soylent Green Is People And Why That's Okay - VICE

FullMetalJackoff fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Nov 1, 2016

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

FullMetalJackoff posted:

NETWORK
A veteran YouTuber discovers he's being dropped from his partnership deal. After threatening to 'an hero' on a livestream, instead he goes into a long winded rant about demonetization and the direction pf the skeptic community. This turns into a huge viewcount boost for the channel, allowing ambitious trolls to shitpost the comments section, a concept taken to unsettling extremes.

im gay as hell and im not gonna take it any more!!

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
DSM:V An in depth analysis of Tumblr subcultures.

Silence of the Lambs: A fraternity chapter in the deep South receives unwanted public attention after one of its pledges actually fucks the sheep.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Pride and Prejudice Donald Trump.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

ikanreed posted:

Pride and Prejudice Donald Trump.

Uncle Tom's Cabin: The Life and Times of Dr. Ben Carson :can:

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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Teriyaki Koinku posted:

Uncle Tom's Cabin: The Life and Times of Dr. Ben Carson :can:

:vince:

The Labyrinth: Same thing but in a dystopian future with YA literature tropes

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
The 120 Days of Sodom: GBS after the Halloween 2013.

Hogge Wild fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Nov 1, 2016

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Caredresser
Oct 10, 2012

by zen death robot

Hogge Wild posted:

The 120 Days of Sodom: GBS after the Halloween 2013.

Lol

Anne franks diary: a young teen spends time in a cupboard before heading on a quest to defeat the half blood prince

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