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James Garfield
May 5, 2012
Am I a manipulative abuser in real life, or do I just roleplay one on the Internet for fun? You decide!

Ze Pollack posted:

As I opened this by saying, given the choice between a glass of warm piss and a glass of bleach people overwhelmingly pick the warm piss.

This does not mean you are going to make money if you open a piss stand.

In this analogy why did the glass of warm piss win a two candidate primary against a candidate who is phenomenally popular with millennials of all sorts?

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Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

iospace posted:

So, if anyone was wondering how Comey would affect things:
https://twitter.com/tbonier/status/793065727397879809
Here you go.

Some of that might just be Souls to the Polls and all, but still. If Comey just ends up energizing the democratic base or bouncing off and his hatchet job doesn't even accomplish anything, it will be perfect.

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

WampaLord posted:

Sure, but the problem is that young people's turnout rate is the worst.

It's a worthwhile distinction to make, though, because for some reason young POC and women took very poorly to the Amanda Marcottes of the world proclaiming that they were all, by virtue of their support for Bernie Sanders, white BernieBros.

The only moral erasure is MY erasure.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

ImpAtom posted:

Does anyone genuinely and wholeheartedly think that even if you nominated... hell, let's go with Barack Obama's clone. Barack Obama's clone who is legally allowed to run for President and is also 8 years younger. Do you really think the absolute best outcome for him wouldn't be 40% of the country voting for Trump still? Do you think he'd somehow be carving off lots more white men (who are the base Trump is running on) than Clinton?

08 Obama would be beating Trump by 16-18 points and would flip 100 house seats.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Instant Sunrise posted:

did i miss any candidates in my "mcmagic through the years" posts?

"Al Smith would have been up by 30 points" - mcmagic, 1932

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Ze Pollack posted:

As I opened this by saying, given the choice between a glass of warm piss and a glass of bleach people overwhelmingly pick the warm piss.

This does not mean you are going to make money if you open a piss stand.

In an economy where the consumer's only options are piss or bleach, opening the piss stand would make you a ton of money.

isk
Oct 3, 2007

You don't want me owing you

Night10194 posted:

Some of that might just be Souls to the Polls and all, but still. If Comey just ends up energizing the democratic base or bouncing off and his hatchet job doesn't even accomplish anything, it will be perfect.

Hope it does. For weeks I'd already planned to vote yesterday for Clinton, but I was pissed when I went to the ballot.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Ze Pollack posted:

It's a worthwhile distinction to make, though, because for some reason young POC and women took very poorly to the Amanda Marcottes of the world proclaiming that they were all, by virtue of their support for Bernie Sanders, white BernieBros.

I mean, I doubt any of them were posting "can't we make a white progressive party" et all on Reddit.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

mcmagic posted:

08 Obama would be beating Trump by 16-18 points and would flip 100 house seats.

Trump is favorable with white men. Why do you think they would swap to Obama?

Again, you keep going "unfavorable" and ignoring the context. Why would the demographic who like Trump swap away from him for Obama?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

ImpAtom posted:

Does anyone genuinely and wholeheartedly think that even if you nominated... hell, let's go with Barack Obama's clone. Barack Obama's clone who is legally allowed to run for President and is also 8 years younger. Do you really think the absolute best outcome for him wouldn't be 40% of the country voting for Trump still? Do you think he'd somehow be carving off lots more white men (who are the base Trump is running on) than Clinton?

The argument of "she can't beat 40%!!" ignores that the 'unfavorable' gap is that Clinton is unfavorable with white men and Trump is unfavorable with everyone but white men.

Trump would win 40% of the vote, you're right. Campaign Obama would win the other 60% and win in a 1984-esque landslide.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
I like the 30 years of clinton baggage argument. GOP did an amazing job dragging her through mud covered in rusty razors.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

mcmagic posted:

08 Obama would be beating Trump by 16-18 points and would flip 100 house seats.
Definitely. And I would want to suck him off, as well.

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

Night10194 posted:

Some of that might just be Souls to the Polls and all, but still. If Comey just ends up energizing the democratic base or bouncing off and his hatchet job doesn't even accomplish anything, it will be perfect.
Yes this would be true justice.

Ze Pollack posted:

It's a worthwhile distinction to make, though, because for some reason young POC and women took very poorly to the Amanda Marcottes of the world proclaiming that they were all, by virtue of their support for Bernie Sanders, white BernieBros.

The only moral erasure is MY erasure.
I think it's a legitimate point but Sanders' support still rested almost entirely on white people, as POC millenials are not a particularly big voting demographic. Also Berniebros online and even Bernie's campaign manager did a lot of lovely projection about how Clinton was relying on Southern states to win.

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

mcmagic posted:

08 Obama would be beating Trump by 16-18 points and would flip 100 house seats.

Yeah, Obama would have totally flipped the KKK and Neo Nazi vote.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

vyelkin posted:

Trump would win 40% of the vote, you're right. Campaign Obama would win the other 60% and win in a 1984-esque landslide.

Oh, I absolutely think Obama would kick rear end but Obama is one of the best candidates the Democrats have ever had and even he wouldn't be breaking 40% so the argument of "45% of America won't vote for her" doesn't hold a lot of weight.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

Goons: lmao can't believe none of the Republicans used all this dirt on Trump against him in the primaries
Also goons: Man, Sanders would have crushed Trump his favorability is 99.99%!!


Not that I think Sanders has anywhere near the level of skeletons in his closet (or proudly displayed on his front lawn) as Trump does. But the fact is he would have been vilified if he was running in the GE. Hell, moderate Republicans know that Clinton will largely continue Obama's centrist policies which they can live with despite their incessant whining. Sanders on the other hand would be promising all kinds of transformational change that would scare the hell out of them and get them out to vote.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
Aren't Obama's approval ratings only like 55% right now? And that's people in general, not voters, and with the assumption that he will never ever be president ever again?

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax

computer parts posted:

I mean, I doubt any of them were posting "can't we make a white progressive party" et all on Reddit.

True but pundits and media people were very quick to put them all in the same "BernieBro" basket all the same. You had black women protesting Clinton and the commentariat dismissed the protests as "just a bunch of BernieBros making noise again". Honestly the whole thing was really weird and uncomfortable. (To me at least.)

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


ImpAtom posted:

The argument of "she can't beat 40%!!" ignores that the 'unfavorable' gap is that Clinton is unfavorable with white men and Trump is unfavorable with everyone but white men.

Yeah, I hate how the news just repeats "most unfavorable" without pointing out that one of them is actually extremely favorable with her own party and the other isn't.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Night10194 posted:

Some of that might just be Souls to the Polls and all, but still. If Comey just ends up energizing the democratic base or bouncing off and his hatchet job doesn't even accomplish anything, it will be perfect.

Especially with the whole "I didn't want to say anything about Russia" bit that came out.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

computer parts posted:

Aren't Obama's approval ratings only like 55% right now? And that's people in general, not voters, and with the assumption that he will never ever be president ever again?

I am assuming for the purposes of this hypothetical clone example that it is an Obama at the height of his electability and popularity.

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

'08 Obama was running in the wake of one of the most unpopular R presidents ever, and benefited a lot from that. The wave in '08 happened because of Obama yes, but it also had to do with the incredibly pissed off voting public. '08 Obama running today would not have that advantage. '08 Obama didn't have to answer for any decisions of the previous administration as well.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Playing the hypothetical game is exactly what mcmagic wants to do.

Let's deal with reality. Next week, Hillary Clinton will become President. Hopefully she has a Democratic Senate to work with as well. Donald Trump will be a big loser, just like everyone knew he would be the second the election started.

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

Is anyone watching CNN right now? The female Republican strategist switched sides and just blasted the NY State RNC head (John Jay?) And was basically like "this fantasyland bullshit is why we're losing"

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



https://twitter.com/ericbradner/status/793470063034634240

25million ad buy in CO, FL, IA, ME, MI, NM, NC, OH, WI, VA, NV, NH for Trump.

Hail Mary or we're doomed? For you to decide.

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

https://twitter.com/aaroncoal/status/793454287225360384

This is why I don't take people talking about the Podesta emails seriously. This person found an email talking about seizures and immediately assumed it was about Hillary's health, but if you scroll down a bit, it's easy to see that it's Jennifer Palmieri telling John Podesta about someone in her own family's health problems, with Podesta saying "praying for you and the fam."

It's a great example of people just giving context the finger.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

canepazzo posted:

https://twitter.com/ericbradner/status/793470063034634240

25million ad buy in CO, FL, IA, ME, MI, NM, NC, OH, WI, VA, NV, NH for Trump.

Hail Mary or we're doomed? For you to decide.

Hail Mary.

His flailing actually calms me down a hell of a lot.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Rabble posted:

As a supporter of the Bern, Hillary Clinton is the best person the democrats put forward this cycle. Bernie is great at pushing for progressive policies, and I'd really like to see that in the WH. But POTUS is more than guiding policy and Bernie is stubborn and has a hot head (much like his "bros").

The best place for Bernie in a democratic WH would be a cabinet position. But if the senate turns blue then the best place for him is to stay right where he is.

Yeah this is why I supported Hill.

Bernie is great, but he has way more value in the Legislature

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Don't know if this was posted but it seems that our buddy Tashan Dorrsett is getting the FBI involved with investigating her ban:

https://twitter.com/fatgayandsassy/status/793397187984039936

https://twitter.com/fatgayandsassy/status/793444823969607680

Crain fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Nov 1, 2016

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

James Garfield posted:

In this analogy why did the glass of warm piss win a two candidate primary against a candidate who is phenomenally popular with millennials of all sorts?

A high-profile politician of twenty years' experience, with endorsements from every major segment of her party and a DNC that was pulling for her behind closed doors went up against a socialist nobody from outside Vermont had ever heard of before the campaign. He had no platform outside economics, he had no organization, he had no major financial backers, and the name of his political affiliation meant he started in the hole with anyone who hit 10 before the Iron Curtain fell.

It is tempting, in retrospect, to declare it was a two-candidate primary. But it's a lie. Hillary Clinton walked into a one-candidate primary with four designated losers.

That she walked out of it with 57% of the vote is telling.

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Ze Pollack posted:

Disagreed. You're missing one very important variable.

Hillary Clinton has been the subject of twenty years' worth of concentrated propaganda designed to portray her as basically Hitler. And as this election has demonstrated, and the post-election gridlock will demonstrate, it has worked fantastically.

Hillary Clinton is phenomenally unpopular. She had the great fortune to be presumptively up against Jeb Bush, the only man with a name more politically radioactive than hers, and then the even greater fortune to be up against an utter shambles of a man who can't start and finish a sentence on the same topic.

And on the strength of that twenty years' worth of head start, she still can't convince 45% of america a glass of warm piss is better than chugging bleach.

Is it completely unfair that a competent politician's achievements can be effectively tarnished by a twenty-year smear campaign? Sure.

Doesn't make it stop being reality.

See, this I would agree with, but I think Bernie is an odd choice to bring up as an alternative, as he has many potential downsides of his own. I mean, yes, he is a natural comparison to make since he did respectfully
in the primaries, but a Vermont Socialist isn't the best starting point for general election, either.

Rosalind
Apr 30, 2013

When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.

Harrow posted:

https://twitter.com/aaroncoal/status/793454287225360384

This is why I don't take people talking about the Podesta emails seriously. This person found an email talking about seizures and immediately assumed it was about Hillary's health, but if you scroll down a bit, it's easy to see that it's Jennifer Palmieri telling John Podesta about someone in her own family's health problems, with Podesta saying "praying for you and the fam."

It's a great example of people just giving context the finger.

Well obviously a family member's health problems is the secret code they use to refer to HRC.

isk
Oct 3, 2007

You don't want me owing you

canepazzo posted:

https://twitter.com/ericbradner/status/793470063034634240

25million ad buy in CO, FL, IA, ME, MI, NM, NC, OH, WI, VA, NV, NH for Trump.

Hail Mary or we're doomed? For you to decide.

Hail Mary, potentially hot air. Clinton's got far more in her war chest, and I don't see Trump actually able to buy much in those markets at this point (if anything at all).

OgreNoah
Nov 18, 2003

canepazzo posted:


25million ad buy in CO, FL, IA, ME, MI, NM, NC, OH, WI, VA, NV, NH for Trump.


Gonna be run back for a pick-6 by Jabrill Peppers in Michigan, at least.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Crain posted:

Don't know if this was posted but it seems that our buddy Tashan Dorrsett is getting the FBI involved with investigating his ban:

https://twitter.com/fatgayandsassy/status/793397187984039936

https://twitter.com/fatgayandsassy/status/793444823969607680

lmbo

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Crain posted:

Don't know if this was posted but it seems that our buddy Tashan Dorrsett is getting the FBI involved with investigating his ban:

https://twitter.com/fatgayandsassy/status/793397187984039936

https://twitter.com/fatgayandsassy/status/793444823969607680

I'm sure Comey is getting on this right now.

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

What are the odds that this ad buy actually happens?

eviltastic
Feb 8, 2004

Fan of Britches

James Garfield posted:

In this analogy why did the glass of warm piss win a two candidate primary against a candidate who is phenomenally popular with millennials of all sorts?

In spite of demographic trends, Coors light, Miller light, and Bud light just have too much of an institutional advantage over craft beer.

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread

Crain posted:

Don't know if this was posted but it seems that our buddy Tashan Dorrsett is getting the FBI involved with investigating his ban:

https://twitter.com/fatgayandsassy/status/793397187984039936

https://twitter.com/fatgayandsassy/status/793444823969607680

That's.... a hell of a thing.

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

mcmagic posted:

08 Obama would be beating Trump by 16-18 points and would flip 100 house seats.

1864 Abraham Lincoln would win all 50 states

Clearly Hillary is a trash candidate

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