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Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

face long?

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


Whilst one would imagine the hair, beard and face would be teh AUG in this photo, I would urge people to look closer.

There seems to be multiple wizard robes hung up behind him, and his choice of jewelry and bedroom posters lead me to believe that he is the kind of fellow to wear said robes out in public.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

BrigadierSensible posted:

Whilst one would imagine the hair, beard and face would be teh AUG in this photo, I would urge people to look closer.

There seems to be multiple wizard robes hung up behind him, and his choice of jewelry and bedroom posters lead me to believe that he is the kind of fellow to wear said robes out in public.

bloodninja???

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Bobby Digital posted:

bloodninja???
More like Rosicrucian Adept.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

Beastie posted:

The latest season on Hulu has been a loving rollercoaster. Each episode is more insane than the one before it. I'm almost convinced they are making it up.

Seriously if you want awkward and broken watch the latest season.

This is now what I'm doing with my Halloween


I hate you for this

:love:

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
I started with episode one of season one of Catfish

I am less than 10 minutes in

"He's a model and studying online to be an anesthesiologist and writes jokes for Chelsea Lately and has three beautiful sisters who died in a car crash and I love him so much"

Watching Max keep a straight face during this is the absolute best part

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
I watched the episode with the guy convinced he's dating Katy Perry and holy poo poo. That dude really believed it right until past the end.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you




When did John Green grow a beard?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Is this one of those faces where you turn them around and it is a different face? :confused:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

A living troll doll

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx

I feel like I can buy a Mega Potion and an Elixir from this guy by a save point.

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

7 Of 9 has sagged a little over the years but breasts are as sexy as ever.

MageMage has a new favorite as of 03:49 on Nov 1, 2016

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

Mocking Bird posted:

I started with episode one of season one of Catfish

I am less than 10 minutes in

"He's a model and studying online to be an anesthesiologist and writes jokes for Chelsea Lately and has three beautiful sisters who died in a car crash and I love him so much"

Watching Max keep a straight face during this is the absolute best part

"I grew up on the upper west side. Where do you usually visit?"
"Manhattan."
"Yeah, but I grew up in the upper west side. Where in Manhattan do you stay?"
Hangs up.

"Sunni really wants to meet you."
"I'm having a really hard time hearing you."

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude
I've never watched catfish, but the thing that doesn't make sense to me is why anyone would contact the show in the first place? Like, isn't the whole schtick that these people aren't dating who they think they are? If these people are really so gung ho about their online relationship, why do they contact a show that's about people dating fakers? Do they ever have an episode where they actually are dating someone who is as they appear online? What do they get out of contacting the show?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Gross Dude posted:

I've never watched catfish, but the thing that doesn't make sense to me is why anyone would contact the show in the first place? Like, isn't the whole schtick that these people aren't dating who they think they are? If these people are really so gung ho about their online relationship, why do they contact a show that's about people dating fakers? Do they ever have an episode where they actually are dating someone who is as they appear online? What do they get out of contacting the show?

Some of the stories are sad and sappy. Some people have a huge crush and the show helps them get the courage to own up to the lie. Some of the lies are less exaggerated than others.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Gross Dude posted:

I've never watched catfish, but the thing that doesn't make sense to me is why anyone would contact the show in the first place? Like, isn't the whole schtick that these people aren't dating who they think they are? If these people are really so gung ho about their online relationship, why do they contact a show that's about people dating fakers? Do they ever have an episode where they actually are dating someone who is as they appear online? What do they get out of contacting the show?

I saw one about this sweet girl and a marine where he was same person but had cut off contact because he had a PTSD episode and got arrested that ended happily. There was another one where a husband was catfishing his wife because they weren't communicating anymore and he wanted to help her through some stuff. What I don't get is that every time the catfisher agrees to appear on camera after being busted. I think it's an American thing where they're happy to be on TV no what the situation?

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Well it's Halloween, the local furry I've seen around the neighborhood a couple times, knocked on my door for trick or treating. She was only wearing half her fur suit. The other half was an ICP tshirt and juggalo makeup. :gonk:

TheDon01 has a new favorite as of 06:03 on Nov 1, 2016

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
"Obiwan Kenboni"

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

cash crab posted:

I kind of like this thread, but it's making it really hard to justify its existence if I feel compelled to probate three different people on a single page. I'm going to ask that you guys stop dogpiling, nay, even acknowledging, every troglodyte who makes some dumbass remark.

e: In the future, when troll posters make stupid posts, and you guys respond in earnest, I am going to flip a coin and then probate whoever was assigned heads. Stop being so gullible.

My favorite part about this thread was the derail about the sex tourists dehumanizing foreigners and then everybody went right on ahead dehumanizing lumpy autists

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
from the GBS halloween thread

OmanyteJackson
Mar 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Pizza slice is too small. 3/10.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

TheDon01 posted:

Well it's Halloween, the local furry I've seen around the neighborhood a couple times, knocked on my door for trick or treating. She was only wearing half her fur suit. The other half was an ICP tshirt and juggalo makeup. :gonk:

The gently caress? Did the top half get too hot/full of sweat and bug bites so she just ran around in the pants? :psyduck:

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

The gently caress? Did the top half get too hot/full of sweat and bug bites so she just ran around in the pants? :psyduck:

Maybe she was dressed up as a dog that got bitten by a werejuggalo and every night on the full moon the people of the trailer park are plagued by howls of "Faaaygooo".

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

DeusExMachinima posted:

"Obiwan Kenboni"



Owns, actually.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



dookifex_maximus posted:

from the GBS halloween thread



Is this supposed to be Sexy Pizza Slice?

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




it's pizza rat 🍕🐀

InevitableCheese
Jul 10, 2015

quite a pickle you've got there

dads_work_files
May 14, 2008

important_document.avi

Gross Dude posted:

I've never watched catfish, but the thing that doesn't make sense to me is why anyone would contact the show in the first place? Like, isn't the whole schtick that these people aren't dating who they think they are? If these people are really so gung ho about their online relationship, why do they contact a show that's about people dating fakers? Do they ever have an episode where they actually are dating someone who is as they appear online? What do they get out of contacting the show?

I thought what actually happened was that the catfish was the one that contacted the show, and the investigation was just a case of using the information the victim gives them to lead back to the person they already know but I could be wrong.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

owns

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

MageMage posted:

7 Of 9 has sagged a little over the years but breasts are as sexy as ever.

7 of 9? More like 2 of 10.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

dads_work_files posted:

I thought what actually happened was that the catfish was the one that contacted the show, and the investigation was just a case of using the information the victim gives them to lead back to the person they already know but I could be wrong.

Yeah, this ended up in a report a few years ago. In most cases, the catfisher is the one who contacts the show. Everyone has to sign contracts to appear on the show beforehand, so it would be virtually impossible for MTV to actually make the identity of the catfish a surprise to themselves. Apparently the hosts truly don't know who the catfisher is and do authentic research to try and identify them, but the producers are aware of everything going down.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Tofu Terry
Oct 4, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

The gently caress? Did the top half get too hot/full of sweat and bug bites so she just ran around in the pants? :psyduck:

As an ex furry: you can just buy "halfsuits" and fursuit legs or whatever by themselves. I think the idea is supposed to be like a satyr thing, but furries are just cheap af sometimes.

Speaking of,


Laaadddiesss.
(Also the rest of that dude's gallery is FNAF inflation porn. Hooray.)

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Tofu Terry posted:




(Also the rest of that dude's gallery is FNAF inflation porn. Hooray.)

What the gently caress am I here for?

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Tofu Terry posted:

As an ex furry: you can just buy "halfsuits" and fursuit legs or whatever by themselves. I think the idea is supposed to be like a satyr thing, but furries are just cheap af sometimes.

Speaking of,


Laaadddiesss.
(Also the rest of that dude's gallery is FNAF inflation porn. Hooray.)
Best guess for this image: plush

Thank you Google.
Also searching for FNAF costumes is kinda odd, there's plenty of terrible horrible things.... but maybe they're meant to be terrible so they're scary again...? :tinfoil:

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.
OK, now I'm hooked watching that Catfish show. I am only on episode 3, Jasmine and Mike and, drat it goes off the rails in a big way.

"Mike", the guy Jasmine has been talking to for two years, is some bitch Jasmine knows named Mhissy (yes, that's how she spells her name) who did this for revenge. Mhissy comes out and throws a flower at Jasmine and later says, "She didn't take my flower I threw at her. That's sad." And the reason for this? So Jasmine would quit talking to a guy Mhissy liked. This woman is a total sociopath and is quite proud of what she has done.

InevitableCheese
Jul 10, 2015

quite a pickle you've got there

bean_shadow posted:

OK, now I'm hooked watching that Catfish show. I am only on episode 3, Jasmine and Mike and, drat it goes off the rails in a big way.

"Mike", the guy Jasmine has been talking to for two years, is some bitch Jasmine knows named Mhissy (yes, that's how she spells her name) who did this for revenge. Mhissy comes out and throws a flower at Jasmine and later says, "She didn't take my flower I threw at her. That's sad." And the reason for this? So Jasmine would quit talking to a guy Mhissy liked. This woman is a total sociopath and is quite proud of what she has done.

Doesn't this episode go on to sympathize with her? Showing her with her kids while she talks about how she's "really not a bad person"?

That's one of my favorites.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I started watching it for the first time by buying the latest season. Aside from the two "bonus" episodes of the show Suspect that were included in the 1st episode it's kind of fun. Obviously staged as hell but it's at least entertaining.

The only thing that irritates me is how the sidekick guy always has to be holding his own camera. You're being followed around by a camera crew, it's just blatant advertising for Canon or whatever.

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Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


I think that's more of a call back to how they filmed the documentary. It's kind of their visual style. Still annoying.

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