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navyjack
Jul 15, 2006



Mo_Steel posted:



Obama gained the wisdom of all cows and can speak with them telepathically by touching them.

(Most of the wisdom is about the best spots to graze.)

*Friend Barack* More felt than heard.

Edit: Friend Ed Balls

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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

zen death robot posted:

Look who's in the pocket of Big Dairy over here :tinfoil:

VT has always been a dairy state and I make no apologies for it. :colbert:

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
beans milk rice bread chat

my dumb dog has a more adventurous palate

brocretin
Nov 15, 2012

yo yo yo i loves virgins

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

wow, milk AND bread, this day crew is CRAZY!!!!!

day crew sucks

i only eat whiskey and nutmeg

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Chokes McGee posted:

nah. I mean it's a little milky, you can tell, but it's not like someone mixed a pint of Old Peculiar with a glass of whole milk (:barf:)

sounds good

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

americong posted:

beans own

brown rice might be exclusively eaten by white people

yes and yes

brown rice is really good though :blush:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

navyjack posted:

It is goddamn amazing!

yah, keep in mind when I talk about beer, it's as someone with a digestive system more fragile than the ecosystem of an endangered rain forest and if I have the least little bit of lactose or hops in a drink I'll probably violently poo poo myself immediately after and collapse into seizures

so if you want an answer other than "Guinness" and "most traditional stouts" then you've probably come to the wrong person for beer advice

Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me

sugar free jazz posted:

whatever happened to powerball

they loving removed her ability to see this subforum

free powerball

oneforthevine
Sep 25, 2015


sugar free jazz posted:

whatever happened to powerball

We're just waiting for November 8th for that sweet Powerball oppo dump.

Decius
Oct 14, 2005

Ramrod XTreme

Shook Nate is shook again. I wonder if he tries to push PA tomorrow again, after he got egg on his face with the 11 % Clinton poll after arzying the weekend over PA being potentially Trump country.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

[Fireman blasting a burning house with his hose] It's Rubioooooooooooooooooo

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

sugar free jazz posted:

whatever happened to powerball

who cares as long as she isn't attention whoring here

send her a PM, big guy

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
protip: make white rice with coconut milk instead of water, it loving owns

americong
May 29, 2013


Weeping Wound posted:

yes and yes

brown rice is really good though :blush:

half the point of rice is delicious stuff soaking into it on your plate

cant get that when your rice has a fibrous raincoat

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




sugar free jazz posted:

whatever happened to powerball

found love and moved on to a new life outside the forums

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

who cares as long as she isn't attention whoring here

send her a PM, big guy

gunky junket on the 8th: "IT WAS ME C-SPAM, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG ;-*"

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
One time when I was young I drank what I think may have been whole milk at the WA State Fair at some dairy thing that had cows being milked at it and it was insanely good and almost had a bit of a cheese taste but I've never drank anything remotely as good and milky in my life, including whole milk.

Another time I had a cookie at work and wanted milk so I poured some water into some half and half and I was impressed by how well that worked out.

Thems all my milk stories.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see Donald Trump. He's crawling toward you. You reach down, and you flip him over on his back. The Republican presidential candidate lays on his back, his belly baking in the hot sun, beating his legs trying to turn himself over. But he can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Is milk stout ok to drink?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Chokes McGee posted:

protip: make white rice with coconut milk instead of water, it loving owns

That sounds loving great.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
tbh there's not many things quite as good as some really good fresh-as-hell buttered bread

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Fullhouse posted:

mass consumption bread has been fake bullshit since the 50s

make some yourself from actual unenriched, unbleached flour and taste the FLAVOR

go full food snob and only cook with water from from melted glaciers

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


oneforthevine posted:

We're just waiting for November 8th for that sweet Powerball oppo dump.

big oppo: powerball had a boyfriend all along

shocking

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

sugar free jazz posted:

whatever happened to powerball

Someone finally hit her and made a lot of money

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
The tavern/dining hall now has a gold floor! Also....

I SHOT THE loving MAYOR WITH AN IRON BALLITSA BOLT AND HE DIDN'T DIE. IT loving HIT HIM HEAD ON

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Lawman 0 posted:

That sounds loving great.

it is, it sounds like it'd be thai sticky rice dessert poo poo but it actually comes out very mild with just a hint of flavor

I learned it from cooking Jamaican rice and peas from an internet recipe :q:

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
Why aren't you helping?

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Squizzle posted:

found love and moved on to a new life outside the forums

congratulations to powerball finally found love!!!

brocretin
Nov 15, 2012

yo yo yo i loves virgins

white ppl will eat anything if they think it's from not-white-peopleland

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Yinlock posted:

go full food snob and only cook with water from from melted glaciers

I want my tacos on gluten free corn tortillas and please have the chef whisper one of his dreams into it before its served.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Milk taste much better in dairy states like pa or wi, imo

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

postin while taking a nice big oppo dump

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Trumps entire campaign has been If You Give a Mouse a Cookie taken to its logical extreme when you think about it

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

JT Jag posted:

tbh there's not many things quite as good as some really good fresh-as-hell buttered bread

gently caress yeah gotta get dat crunchy crust

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Elephanthead posted:

Is milk stout ok to drink?

it is safe and delicious

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

corn in the bible posted:

You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see Donald Trump. He's crawling toward you. You reach down, and you flip him over on his back. The Republican presidential candidate lays on his back, his belly baking in the hot sun, beating his legs trying to turn himself over. But he can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

tbf trump could probably right himself on his own if he was flipped over on his back. now christie on the other hand

Colosmicon
Jan 5, 2013

Venom Snake posted:

The tavern/dining hall now has a gold floor! Also....

I SHOT THE loving MAYOR WITH AN IRON BALLITSA BOLT AND HE DIDN'T DIE. IT loving HIT HIM HEAD ON

he's a loving vampire, what did you expect

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Good bread is one of those things in life that's worth paying a premium for, and when people say it's easy to just cut bread out of their diets, I feel incredible pity for them.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
It's grass and rainwater for me. When I'm feeling frisky I'll squeeze some lemon in my rainwater, but just a little!

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Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



StashAugustine posted:

postin while taking a nice big oppo dump

Lucky. My lactose intolerance is ruining my oppo dump

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