Requiem for a Jeep

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West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 232 days!)

Deteriorata posted:

Lines form on my face and hands
Lines form from the ups and downs
I'm in the middle without any plans
I'm a boy and I'm a man

I'm 14
And I don't know what I want
14
I just don't know what I want
14
I gotta get away
I gotta get out of this place
I'll go runnin' to Valentine, Nebraska
Oh yeah

personally i think geico's commercial is better

# ? Nov 2, 2016 05:57

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# ? May 14, 2024 10:14

the spyder: Feb 18, 2011

everdave posted:

If you want to work out sending it to me first I can max the ram, and get a new battery and inverter to send with it. Otherwise I'm gonna order a screen to fix a busted old Dell D630

It's a i5 or i7/ 8GB/ SSD and I've got handful of travel power adapters (cig lighter+ 120/240v). All I need is an address.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 06:03

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

CAST THINE EYES, YEE THOMASES. CAST THINE EYES UPON THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE. REALIZE YOUR HUBRIS. LET DAWN UPON YOU THE FALLIBILITY OF YOUR DOUBT, THE DOWNFALL OF YOUR OWN REASON.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 06:06

Astonishing Wang: Nov 3, 2004

The fog of doubt has lifted from my mind

# ? Nov 2, 2016 06:08

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

Is somebody watching the animals by the way?

# ? Nov 2, 2016 06:09

gimpsuitjones: Mar 27, 2007; What are you lookin at...

I am pleased that 14 is alive and made it

# ? Nov 2, 2016 06:17

The Linux Fairy: Apr 7, 2005; With just some glitter and a wink, your data will be turned into a 40GB looping .gif of penguins fucking.

We are going on 30 minutes since mark, and hear only radio silence... where is 14?

Come in, Apollo 13. Do you read?

# ? Nov 2, 2016 06:20

Adiabatic: Nov 18, 2007; What have you assholes done now?

mother of god

im so hard

# ? Nov 2, 2016 06:23

MrKatharsis: Nov 29, 2003; feel the bern

Can 14 inch rage overcome the weak cellular reception of Mud Hollow, Nebraska? Keep refreshing folks!

# ? Nov 2, 2016 06:25

Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

Somebody open a bottle of brandy. Let the smell bring him home.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 06:26

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

The Eagle has loving landed.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 06:32

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

What the ever living gently caress I didn't mean to close it

Sorry long ~~cock~~ trip

# ? Nov 2, 2016 15:57

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

kastein posted:

That thing is a cockroach and I dig the homemade K&N but it will gently caress with you if you only bring a DMM, RENIX jeeps are harsh overlords that know you are a soft modern mechanic if that's all you have. If you come within 20 feet of them with an ELM327 expect to hear haunting laughter and need a new CPS as soon as you are out of range of a parts store. If you bring an analog meter and optionally a snapon mt2500 with the RENIX adaptor it will know you are to be respected, though.

Btw terrorists win

# ? Nov 2, 2016 16:00

sharkytm: Oct 9, 2003; Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo; Fallen Rib

Epic. Glad this is back open.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 16:02

willroc7: Jul 24, 2006; BADGES? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BADGES!

So what now?

# ? Nov 2, 2016 16:05

glyph: Apr 6, 2006

Been watching this one from the sidelines.

Awesome thread, amazing Psilocybe (That was the OG Dave handle, wasn't it?) made it in time to meet ES in person.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 16:06

West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 232 days!)

About drat time! Where's our story/monologue?

# ? Nov 2, 2016 16:07

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

I will never doubt you again.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 16:17

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

West SAAB Story posted:

About drat time! Where's our story/monologue?

It's coming getting to library to type sims has to go.

Truck will be delivered to florida. I can deliver the package intact and running.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 16:29

everdave: Nov 14, 2005

14 BAR RIFF posted:

It's coming getting to library to type sims has to go.

Truck will be delivered to florida. I can deliver the package intact and running.

Make a list of anything you need and I will be sending you a laptop, smartphone and some other stuff with some help from other goons. Let us know

# ? Nov 2, 2016 16:32

Applebees Appetizer: Jan 23, 2006

Don't forget to put a carton of cigs in the package.

The journey has just begun, holy poo poo.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 16:37

Adiabatic: Nov 18, 2007; What have you assholes done now?

Seriously awesome job Dave.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 16:38

Dagen H: Mar 19, 2009; Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Don't forget to put a carton of cigs in the package.

I'd drive 1500 miles for a Camel.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 16:42

Applebees Appetizer: Jan 23, 2006

I was kinda hoping for a dramatic sunrise shot of 14 walking away from the Jeep towards the truck with a toolbox on his broad shoulders, smoking a cig and flipping the bird.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 16:46

everdave: Nov 14, 2005

# ? Nov 2, 2016 17:06

Maksimus54: Jan 5, 2011

Epic.

E. Flashbacks from middleschool made me make lame analogies

# ? Nov 2, 2016 17:08

sharkytm: Oct 9, 2003; Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo; Fallen Rib

everdave posted:

Holyfuckthisthread.

Perfect in every way.

I'll pitch in as well, what's needed?

# ? Nov 2, 2016 17:09

Safety Dance: Sep 10, 2007; Five degrees to starboard!

I was kinda hoping that they'd eventually roll the Cherokee into the back of the truck, but I guess my sense of scale was all off.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 17:09

Seat Safety Switch: May 27, 2008; MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.; Pillbug

everdave posted:

This is it. This is the real poo poo.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 17:17

ExplodingSims: Aug 17, 2010; RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE

A connection has been made.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 17:32

GentlemanofLeisure: Aug 27, 2008

14" if you need food just email me a grocery list (I don't know what you have available as far as cooking equipment) and an address and I will send you stuff. Don't want you to starve out there.

what dot cubed at gmail

# ? Nov 2, 2016 17:35

Seat Safety Switch: May 27, 2008; MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.; Pillbug

ExplodingSims posted:

A connection has been made.

We are in so much trouble

# ? Nov 2, 2016 17:35

Astonishing Wang: Nov 3, 2004

4.0 ACVW

# ? Nov 2, 2016 17:37

IOwnCalculus: Apr 2, 2003

Astonishing Wang posted:

4.0 ACVW

Fixed, radiator optional :colbert:

# ? Nov 2, 2016 17:41

HandlingByJebus: Jun 21, 2009; All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.