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Samizdata posted:Oh God, I just realized it. This realization is a mixed blessing. You are forever contaminated and must be purged, but at least you understand the necessity.
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 19:46 |
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Atmus posted:This realization is a mixed blessing. You are forever contaminated and must be purged, but at least you understand the necessity. for the good of the Empire Really though, you're not so bad. that's the thing with troper tales. We've all got a story from high school or college or whatever that's a moderately funny anecdote, but usually it's only funny as a 10 second riff that's adds to an ongoing conversation eg "my buddy Steve got trashed and fell out a window!" It gets pathetic when you feel the need to elaborate about how Steve drank an entire fifth of Jack and the window was plate glass transferred from a church that didn't exist anymore etc etc
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 20:30 |
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Khazar-khum posted:
Nice to see a Troper stick to the 3rd person thing for once
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 21:20 |
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Dr. Angela Ziegler posted:Here's where it get crazy - I met a C-list celebrity, and my dad has the same name as a famous person! How many super famous Indian musicians are there that Gallagher would've listened to on acid in the 60s? Are we supposed to believe that the stepfather just happens to be named Ravi Shankar? Why not just say the name? It's not like Google will turn up anything but the musician.
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 21:35 |
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Samizdata posted:Through hook or crook, this troper ended up with several lockers at the biggest high school he attended which were all over the campus. He would park stuff in various lockers to make the trip easier. Later he spun things into a timesharing arrangement with others, which funded his soda and snack habit whilst at school. Sorry man, this is pretty damning
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 21:39 |
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The bag one bugs me because Saddam was found on a weekend. I remember waking up on Sunday morning to "they found Saddam!" and then months later we got the smuggled video of his hanging. Good times.
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 22:49 |
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Samizdata posted:Through hook or crook, I ended up with several lockers at the biggest high school I attended which were all over the campus. So I would park stuff in various lockers to make the trip easier. Later I spun things into a timesharing arrangement with others, which funded my soda and snack habit whilst at school. I don't remember that episode of Ned's Declassified
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 23:30 |
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Along with a picture of their ~6 year old child.
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 01:41 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Depends on your locker placement. I rarely used my locker because it would sometimes be in a separate building from all of my classes and I'd need to run (which is against the rules) to get anywhere in time. I ended up just adding a shoulder bag to my load to carry everything. You didn't go to high school in metro Detroit, did you? Because this was precisely my experience. I opened my locker five times in four years.
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 03:24 |
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Every state school in Queensland that I know of had the Time Warp as one of the dances you learn in your godawful middle school PE classes. The rationale being because it's more cool than waltzing and line dancing. I guess this explains all the teenage pregnancies.
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 03:51 |
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:
w o k e t o d d l e r
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 04:00 |
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:
I can buy it. Kids parrot their parent's opinions all the time.
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 04:07 |
Nth Doctor posted:You didn't go to high school in metro Detroit, did you? Because this was precisely my experience. I opened my locker five times in four years. North of Orlando. My high school just lined the walls of the main building and the smaller J Hall building next door with lockers wherever they would fit. Unfortunately, they reassigned every student's locker every year and it seemed completely random without taking into account where a student's classes actually were. One year I had my locker in J Hall when all of my classes were in the main building, with only one of the classrooms being close enough to the exit that I could theoretically make it there in time.
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 13:23 |
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The thing about tropers is not only that the most interesting things in their life happened at high-school or that they are unremarkable, it's how they say them Normal style: quote:During high-school my friends and I once did piggyback jousts. It was fun Troper style: quote:While in high-school me, the Big Bad of the Ordinary High-school classroom arranged a joust with one of my friends who was the Papa Bear Lighting Bruiser of the Misfit Gang being the Noble Steed, my other friends being Those Two Guys, one of which was the Token Black Friend, causing a total Crowning Moment of Awesome after the second round when I caused a Heroic BSOD with my victory. IANMTU. That hurt to type.
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 16:44 |
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Furia posted:I have an IQ of 240. While in high-school me, the Big Bad of the Ordinary High-school classroom arranged a joust with one of my friends who was the Papa Bear Lighting Bruiser of the Misfit Gang being the Noble Steed, my other friends being Those Two Guys, one of which was the Token Black Friend, causing a total Crowning Moment of Awesome after the second round when I caused a Heroic BSOD with my victory. IANMTU.. You forgot the preamble.
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 16:47 |
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Samizdata posted:Through hook or crook, I ended up with several lockers at the biggest high school I attended which were all over the campus. So I would park stuff in various lockers to make the trip easier. Later I spun things into a timesharing arrangement with others, which funded my soda and snack habit whilst at school. This was a plot element in Gordon Korman's Don't Care High.
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 19:08 |
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rchandra posted:This was a plot element in Gordon Korman's Don't Care High. Had to Google that one as I was unsure if it was real or you were snarking. You know, in a deadpan fashion. In order to make me have a Heroic BSOD so you could have your CMOA.
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 19:16 |
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Samizdata posted:Had to Google that one as I was unsure if it was real or you were snarking. You know, in a deadpan fashion. In order to make me have a Heroic BSOD so you could have your CMOA. Please stop.
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 19:32 |
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Trebek posted:Please stop. Hey, now, I didn't start the fight.
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 19:46 |
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Samizdata posted:Had to Google that one as I was unsure if it was real or you were snarking. You know, in a deadpan fashion. In order to make me have a Heroic BSOD so you could have your CMOA. Reformed troper?
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 20:50 |
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This sounds more like a wank fantasy than anything else. gently caress off did it happen the way he says though.
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 22:52 |
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Well his German for balls deep is 100% wrong. As is the rest of this trash.
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 23:48 |
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Sounds like someone wasn't let into Berghain and spent his evening composing this weird fantasy instead. Like yes, the club is famous for being a gay and BDSM hookup hub as well as an ungodly amount of drugs being consumed there, but somehow I doubt that they're making slip&slides by jizzing all over the floor there, and open fishing and buttsex is discouraged too I'm pretty sure. Also, “Balles Tief“
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 00:12 |
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System Metternich posted:somehow I doubt that they're making slip&slides by jizzing all over the floor there, and open fishing and buttsex is discouraged too I'm pretty sure. Sounds like someone wasn't let into Berghain!
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 00:25 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Well his German for balls deep is 100% wrong. Care to teach me the right way?
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 00:59 |
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Cookiesquote:This troper's boyfriend has a friend who worked at a video game store. Every few days or so a man would come in and buy a few copies of the video game Shaq Fu. He would purportedly destroy these cartridges with a sledgehammer, and then would come and buy them. Said friend-of-boyfriend also received a box of cookies as a trade-in item for a Sega Genesis AC adapter. Bags quote:You know how paper grocery bags are now contained inside plastic bags? Well, this troper is convinced that his mother invented them and didn't get credit. Why? Because when he was in elementary school, there was some school project where kids had to invent things, and naturally he couldn't come up with any ideas (come on, invention ideas come about only because of necessity!). So his mother suggested that since grocery bags break all the time, what if a paper and plastic bag were combined? The idea became the "papic bag" and was presented at the school fair... in notebook form, as he had forgotten to bring the actual display itself. Suddenly, next year, paper and plastic bags were actually starting to be combined in a way vaguely similar to the way he had described them in the notebook. His (mother's) idea was stolen and now it's everywhere! Medic quote:This Troper's maternal grandfather served in the British Army during World War II as a medic. He's had quite a number of brushes with death, mostly while with the 8th Army.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 02:00 |
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Man for every couple of "haha my friend did something super banal what a cmoa", we get a "my grandfather ended the German WW2 African campaign"
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 02:04 |
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Danaru posted:Man for every couple thousand of "haha my friend did something super banal what a cmoa", we get a "my grandfather ended the German WW2 African campaign"
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 02:04 |
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My grandfather was literally literally Hitler
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 02:23 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Cookies This is somewhat real, there was/is a website dedicated to destroying every copy of that game.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 03:02 |
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sweeperbravo posted:Reformed troper? Nope. Might as well be as I am someone who thinks they are funny.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 03:15 |
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True story: When I first read Harry Potter, I did not know of the title change. When I got to the middle of the book where they finally say what the Sorcerer's Stone is, I literally exclaimed out loud "Well, why didn't they just call it the Philosopher's Stone to begin with!?".
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 04:00 |
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I experienced some of those false memories which often turn into STDH stories. I was convinced I went to a live game to watch my local soccer team play in 2010, I could vividly remember the atmosphere and noise, the strange thing though is that I have no idea who they played against, what the result was, or on which specific date it was. Still I managed for some reason to convince my self that I was there, and only realized that I didn't attend that game (or any game during that season) like two days ago.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 07:02 |
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Lord Chumley posted:This is somewhat real, there was/is a website dedicated to destroying every copy of that game. so my copy is only going up in value?
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 08:44 |
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Are we just telling our own troper stories now?
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 13:34 |
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Khazar-khum posted:(paragraphs of detail)
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 14:07 |
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Does kinda throw a shadow of doubt on the whole narrative, doesn't it. It lacks credibility.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 16:33 |
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 18:12 |
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"Restored my faith" is the new clap-marriage, eh?
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 18:30 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 05:38 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:"Restored my faith" is the new clap-marriage, eh? Yup. I love that these "misanthropes" are so loving fickle they can be turned around by a (fictional) kid making a (fictional) joke
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