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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Pancakes posted:

The chicken tacos behind the wall will have kale. Trying to decide on a Red America dessert. Apple Pie seems obvious but a Grasshopper Pie (graham cracker crust, mint cheesecake filling, fudge with graham cracker bits filling, marshmallows, mint glaze) seems more quintessentially Red America to me.

buttermilk pie motherfucker

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Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

me right now

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

Joementum posted:

we're all dead and this is hell

:agreed:

Bunleigh
Jun 6, 2005

by exmarx

Schnorkles posted:

BROWN PEOPLE ARE VOTING!!!!!! :byodood:

Look at those bastards shake

Cavuto is positively vibrating

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/794005399427051520

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

disjoe posted:

Why would today be the day for yuge turnout?

It'll probably be bigger each day until EV closes.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Schnorkles posted:

also I hope y'all are ready for a massive wall of text on Florida because poo poo went crazy there today. :getin:

i am in fact ready

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
Somebody six me!!! HECK!!!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Schnorkles posted:

BROWN PEOPLE ARE VOTING!!!!!! :byodood:

It's amazing how, when you shittalk minorities during a pres. election year, we actually tend to remember that!




if only we could do it in non-pres. election years :negative:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

corn in the bible posted:

buttermilk pie motherfucker

Oh poo poo, that reminds me. St. Louis Butter Cake. Possibly a new contender.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
13488

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Schlonged Again posted:

november 9th. new york hilton midtown.

a custodian pushes a broom across a debris-strewn floor. despite the devastating results the night before, one of the deplorables, in a final act of impotent rage, had pushed the button to release the celebratory confetti. a cascade of balloons and streamers had swirled around donald trump, and when they finally settled on the floor he was gone. no one had seen the tycoon since.

suddenly, the custodian's broom strikes something. the man kneels and sifts through the bits of paper until he finds the obstruction. he holds it up and examines it, puzzled. a cob of corn, plucked of every golden kernal.

🌽

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



Venom Snake posted:

You made SEVEN statues of yourself

And he loving deserves every one

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

corn in the bible posted:

if they had kept this red text but left the dog it would have been kinda funny actually


dogs care a lot about bitches dontcha know

whoever gave you that title needs to be loaded into a ban queue and fired into the permasun

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


Schnorkles posted:

It'll probably be bigger each day until EV closes.

Oh okay I didn't know that was a thing.

I just figured weekends would have the highest turnout

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Pancakes posted:

The chicken tacos behind the wall will have kale. Trying to decide on a Red America dessert. Apple Pie seems obvious but a Grasshopper Pie (graham cracker crust, mint cheesecake filling, fudge with graham cracker bits filling, marshmallows, mint glaze) seems more quintessentially Red America to me.

reagan's racist apple thing

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Venom Snake posted:

You made SEVEN statues of yourself

the donald trump of dorfs

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/794006427220086784

Bunleigh
Jun 6, 2005

by exmarx
That Bret Baier thing is so desperate

RCP links a lot of real garbage, every time I look at the homepage it's like a third to half links from legit sources and the rest total fever swamp horseshit

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

lamentable dustman posted:

Didn't the WSJ sources or one of them say the DOJ blocked an expanded investigation because the FBI didn't have poo poo and were on a witchhunt. Now Bret Baier is saying they have done an extensive investigation and are ready to indict on a pay for play charge (which the Supreme Court made almost impossible to actually charge with this year)

As said, it's transparent bullshit and if there was even the hint of credibility to it someone else would be talking about it. Anyone else.

The night the Freddie Gray cops were charged Fox spent hours breaking news that supposed BPD cops hiding their identities revealed that Gray was high on coke, the whole thing was a drug raid, and the mayor and da were lesbian lovers conspiring for something or another. Not one news source gave a poo poo about this nonsense because everyone knows Fox is totally and completely full of poo poo.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

disjoe posted:

Oh okay I didn't know that was a thing.

I just figured weekends would have the highest turnout

Typically yeah, EV kinda works like everything else. As the deadline comes closer it brings everyone out. HRC's general plan in Florida of getting low propensity voters to the polls early was really smart because your partisans will vote anyways.

Themagicalgoat
Oct 5, 2016
I lived in Broward once long ago. Would love it if Trumpists banned those old anti-Castro idiots from voting because they're too brown while their whitey-white English-speaking ninos vote for Abuela.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
my dream is blue texas and yellow utah make it happen abuela and mcmuffin!!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Venom Snake posted:

You made SEVEN statues of yourself

is dwarf-me still pumpin out Joementum fanart

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Pancakes posted:

The chicken tacos behind the wall will have kale. Trying to decide on a Red America dessert. Apple Pie seems obvious but a Grasshopper Pie (graham cracker crust, mint cheesecake filling, fudge with graham cracker bits filling, marshmallows, mint glaze) seems more quintessentially Red America to me.

Is there anyway to maybe put some poor people in the pie? That reads and red America to me.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Joementum posted:

we're all dead and this is hell

Ron Paul Atreides
Apr 19, 2012

Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.

Blue Utah???

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Young mormons... cool?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

zen death robot posted:

Yeah every single time I've used the term "dump" doing it stuff it meant "export to a different format" and never once "delete"

lol, dont let words get in the way of a story ZDR!!!!!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Joementum posted:

we're all dead and this is hell

i'm glad

MasterSitsu
Nov 23, 2013


Blutah.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

zen death robot posted:

Yeah every single time I've used the term "dump" doing it stuff it meant "export to a different format" and never once "delete"

the info in question is also coming from an organization that literally calls their releases of emails dumps

these people are so willfully dumb it's painful

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




Blutah

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


I use the term "dump" in re: taking a poo poo

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
big turnout day in Clark today too, even though Dems lost Washoe by 500 votes it'll be a good day in Nevada.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Joementum posted:

we're all dead and this is hell

So far there have been:

-24 engravings of you done
-2 Artifacts made that you appear in
-14 Statues of you made

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Rooting for yellow Texas, going to either mcguffin or JEB!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



So David Duke is being escorted out in a police cruiser for his safety and protesters (held off thus far by barring the door and pepper spray) are pounding on the windows of the car and poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3BuXFn4HHI

I think he may win

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

god it's even more absurd when you phrase it like that

Deanald Tramp, the most powerful Republican in the United States of America

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kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Joementum posted:

we're all dead and this is hell

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