The Jase Regal Memorial Bad Takes Thread: I call it...THE POSITIVE ATTITUDE ERA

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MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

ShootaBoy posted:

What an idiot liking the good match guy.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 03:26

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 03:24

ShootaBoy: Jan 6, 2010; Anime is Bad.
_{Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.}

I had it pegged for a stupid opinion because if it was the Shield that got you back into watching, you'd say it was the Shield. You wouldn't specifically point out Reigns.

quite stretched out posted:

youre the one with the stupid opinions because you keep telling me not to point out how short some of the female wrestlers are as if it's not the funniest thing in the world

# ? Nov 3, 2016 03:40

Platypus Farm: Jul 12, 2003; Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!

My anonymous confession is that I think Lex Luger is the best wrestler in history and this has nothing at all to do with being given free drinks and somas on the Lex Express when i was ten.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 03:49

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

oatgan posted:

all of the anonymous wrestling confessions are bad and most of them are fake

They are from tumblr. Only the really bad ones are real

# ? Nov 3, 2016 04:19

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

ShootaBoy posted:

I had it pegged for a stupid opinion because if it was the Shield that got you back into watching, you'd say it was the Shield. You wouldn't specifically point out Reigns.

Well, if the thing that got you back into wrestling was the Royal Rumble that year Batista won it, then I suppose naming Roman specifically wouldn't be wrong.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:04

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

MotU posted:

I'm actually Kane

It checks out.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 07:38

a cyborg mug: Mar 8, 2010

MotU posted:

I'm actually Kane

Hi Kane you're the best

# ? Nov 3, 2016 08:02

ShootaBoy: Jan 6, 2010; Anime is Bad.
_{Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.}

# ? Nov 14, 2016 09:22

OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

ShootaBoy posted:

I'm sure the person who made this looks like a supermodel

# ? Nov 15, 2016 16:09

Aye Doc: Jul 19, 2007

OldTennisCourt posted:

I'm sure the person who made this looks like a supermodel

definitely, roman reigns is a hottie

# ? Nov 15, 2016 21:19

Go RV!: Jun 19, 2008; Uglier on the inside.

OldTennisCourt posted:

I'm sure the person who made this looks like a supermodel

As opposed to Finn, who actually was a model.

# ? Nov 16, 2016 22:13

Senerio: Oct 19, 2009; Roëmænce is ælive!

drat WWE, only hiring models.

# ? Nov 16, 2016 22:14

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

Senerio posted:

drat WWE, only hiring models.

Somewhere Rick Martel is like "Yeah, so?!?!?!"

# ? Nov 16, 2016 22:16

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Go RV! posted:

As opposed to Finn, who actually was a model.

What was he a model for, Weird-looking Dudes Quarterly?

# ? Nov 16, 2016 22:49

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

projecthalaxy posted:

What was he a model for, Weird-looking Dudes Quarterly?

Armani, actually.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 01:17

Dario the Wop: Oct 11, 2007; Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent

Senerio posted:

drat WWE, only hiring models.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 20:20

Platypus Farm: Jul 12, 2003; Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!

Dario the Wop posted:

This is literally what I wear to weddings and also church.

# ? Nov 18, 2016 16:48

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

Gaz-L posted:

Armani, actually.

yeah during NJPW his trunks were made by Armani. Plus he was in a lot of circulars for the Armani Exchange.

# ? Nov 18, 2016 16:53

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Somewhere Rick Martel is like "Yeah, so?!?!?!"

Don't you dare forget about Tyler Breeze.

# ? Nov 18, 2016 17:02

Solus: May 31, 2011; Drongos.

coconono posted:

yeah during NJPW his trunks were made by Armani. Plus he was in a lot of circulars for the Armani Exchange.

That's Rock n Roll right there.

# ? Nov 18, 2016 20:20

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

Solus posted:

That's Rock n Roll right there.

lookin like a million bucks and DTF 24/7 is REAL rock'n'roll

# ? Nov 18, 2016 22:50

ShootaBoy: Jan 6, 2010; Anime is Bad.
_{Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.}

I found it guys, I found the Worst Opinion.

# ? Nov 19, 2016 00:22

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Obviously just a troll.

# ? Nov 19, 2016 03:24

Platypus Farm: Jul 12, 2003; Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!

My fantasy is that ellsworth turns into a master manipulator, Magneto-like heel. He obviously can't really fight for himself, but there are 50 other guys around, why the gently caress should he?

Alternatively, he would be a great time for the classic "pulls poo poo out of his trunks" heel to return. Ref turns his back? My god, he just pulled brass knuckles out of his trunk and cold cocked [whoever]. My god, he just got three random guys from the audience to jump the ring and demolish AJ, then he manages, somehow, to land on him for the title.

Or hell, make that his "thing." He pulls random scrawny fucks from the audience to demolish whoever, and always manages to escape a DQ.

What I'm saying is, make James Ellsworth the Diablo 2 Necromancer, and he could be a really awesome heel.

# ? Nov 19, 2016 05:48

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Platypus Farm posted:

My fantasy is that ellsworth turns into a master manipulator, Magneto-like heel.

No, he went to TNA

# ? Nov 19, 2016 06:13

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Rex Aronhardt

# ? Nov 19, 2016 19:06

Electric Lady: Mar 21, 2010; To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things

# ? Nov 25, 2016 19:06

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

My retarded rear end has only the highest of ethical standards and does the rest of my body proud.

# ? Nov 25, 2016 21:09

a retard: Jan 7, 2013; by Lowtax

Gonzo McFee posted:

My retarded rear end has only the highest of ethical standards and does the rest of my body proud.

the funny thing is that wwe is really interested in signing matt hardy once his tna contract runs up since the "broken" gimmick is over to the point that people chant "delete" at wwe shows

# ? Nov 25, 2016 21:13

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Obviously just a troll.

Not a nice thing to call James.

# ? Nov 25, 2016 21:59

Ibexaz: Jul 23, 2013; The faces he makes while posting are inexcusable! When he writes a post his face is like a troll double checking bones to see if there's any meat left! When I post I look like a peacock softly kissing a rose! Didn't his parents provide him with a posting mirror to practice forums faces growing up?

# ? Nov 26, 2016 22:53

Solus: May 31, 2011; Drongos.

quote:

I went into a job interview today and noticed some kind of transformer toy and a freakin Jericho action figure off to the side of his desk. So I'm like ok this guy is a geek and must be way into wwe I'm gonna crack him up and nail this.
So at the beginning when he asks me to talk about myself I mentioned that I am good at making lists, I have a list and I put people on it if they act like stupid idiots! Trying to sound like Jericho durine the end part. He just looks confused and I realize that's not enough for him to catch on.
So I look this guy on the eyes and in my best Jerichoice voice say "I am also the best in the world at what I do do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth right now."
Now he looks really weirded out so I tell him I'm doing Jericho. He is looking at me like I'm insane and asks what is Jericho. I point to the action figure and say you have his doll there I thought you watched wwe.
He clears his throat and gives me a dismissive those are toys my son left when he was here earlier, I don't watch wrestling. The rest of the interview was super awkward and I haven't gotten a call back.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/5eyhgw/did_jericho_impression_during_job_interview_didnt/

Weaponised Autism strikes again

# ? Nov 26, 2016 22:56

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

"What would you say is your greatest weakness?"
"Well sometimes I can be S A W F T SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWFT!"
"You're hired here's your complimentary leopard patterned tie."

# ? Nov 27, 2016 03:33

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

"What would you say is your greatest weakness?"
"Well sometimes I can be S A W F T SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWFT!"
"You're hired here's your complimentary leopard patterned tie."

I assume he does this while wearing half a shirt and one pec hanging out?

# ? Nov 27, 2016 04:01

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Ibexaz posted:

He's extremely correct about Edge

# ? Nov 27, 2016 09:55

TL: Jan 16, 2006; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world; Fallen Rib

He's talking about Roman's penis, right?

# ? Nov 27, 2016 13:49

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Rhyno's gore is a copy of Roman's spear. Roman time traveler theory confirmed. :tinfoil:

# ? Dec 6, 2016 12:31

Platypus Farm: Jul 12, 2003; Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!

sticklefifer posted:

Rhyno's gore is a copy of Roman's spear. Roman time traveler theory confirmed.

I'd actually like to see roman in a 70s/80s situation where he's just a big, mean, overweight samoan who may or may not eat entire fried chickens on the way to the ring.

# ? Dec 6, 2016 21:52

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Give it like 5 years

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