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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
That explanation doesn't make a lot of sense. In that story the catfish are being described as a good, desirable thing to have in your life when on the show it's the complete opposite of that.

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Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
The fish probably don't feel the same way. See also the Judas steer.

InevitableCheese
Jul 10, 2015

quite a pickle you've got there
How does one put on the chicken skin? Was he nude and had the suit sown onto himself?

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
since it's not meant to be worn more than once, probably glue

at least, i hope it's not meant to be worn more than once

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef
It was an art thing. This guy made it and/or wore it, I'm not sure which.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
He's not exactly original



china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Thin Privilege posted:

He's not exactly original



i can't even handle wet hair on my brow, how do these people do it

Fashionably Great
Jul 10, 2008
Relevant, I think: I know a dude who goes to weird kink parties sometimes and said that at the last one there was a naked woman covered in lunch meat for a human buffet scene. People were encouraged to grab a slice and make a sandwich or whatever. He said the smell was indescribably bad. :barf:

I have so many AUG stories thanks to this guy, it's great.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Fashionably Great posted:

Relevant, I think: I know a dude who goes to weird kink parties sometimes and said that at the last one there was a naked woman covered in lunch meat for a human buffet scene. People were encouraged to grab a slice and make a sandwich or whatever. He said the smell was indescribably bad. :barf:

I have so many AUG stories thanks to this guy, it's great.

Unless the meat was spoiled why would it smell any worse than lunch meat laid out on a platter or something? It does seem kind of a weird food choice, though. I think traditionally you use fruit or sushi which seem like 'cleaner' choices.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

cyberia posted:

Unless the meat was spoiled why would it smell any worse than lunch meat laid out on a platter or something? It does seem kind of a weird food choice, though. I think traditionally you use fruit or sushi which seem like 'cleaner' choices.

The room I'm imagining is like a sauna and the woman was probably sweating profusely.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
I'm also thinking the meat was bologna, too. That really just completes the scene for me.

And she probably got the meat sweats.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

cyberia posted:

Unless the meat was spoiled why would it smell any worse than lunch meat laid out on a platter or something? It does seem kind of a weird food choice, though. I think traditionally you use fruit or sushi which seem like 'cleaner' choices.

"Dinner was great until a chunk of wasabi fell into the server's butthole and she started wet farting all over the Maki."

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012


Did this make anyone else itchy?

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Thanks to this thread I'm always itchy.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Fashionably Great posted:

I have so many AUG stories thanks to this guy, it's great.

And you're not posting them because...?

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer
I feel like a beef suit is way less gross than a chicken suit. Chickens are dirty birds, who poo poo all over each other and are riddled with salmonella. Although this is in England who vaccinates their chickens for salmonella so maybe less so. But still I'd eat beef raw when it's in whole muscle form (and not industrially ground), but that chicken skin near his mouth is grossing me the gently caress out.

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:

InevitableCheese
Jul 10, 2015

quite a pickle you've got there

That person is AUG but cool customer service.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


InevitableCheese posted:

That person is AUG but cool customer service.


Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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They should make nice "dress crocs."

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

I'm totally imagining an identity theif taking out all these lines of credit and blowing it on Jimmy Dean's patties. Probably re shingle the guys roof with em.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
Ken M is a national treasure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us4Eti0UmDI

GoodyTwoShoes
Oct 26, 2013
Seriously? I'm the one who has to say it????


It's "catfishing" because you use "pussy" for bait. All the other stuff is sanitization for the shows/news articles. The first articles about it were about people scamming men with promises of a relationship (the one I saw was a gay guy pretending to be a girl in order to sucker some rich athlete).

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

GoodyTwoShoes posted:

Seriously? I'm the one who has to say it????


It's "catfishing" because you use "pussy" for bait. All the other stuff is sanitization for the shows/news articles. The first articles about it were about people scamming men with promises of a relationship (the one I saw was a gay guy pretending to be a girl in order to sucker some rich athlete).

gently caress women.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Burt Sexual posted:

gently caress women.

Yes, please.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Burt Sexual posted:

gently caress women.

That's the plan!

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Burt Sexual posted:

gently caress women.

Overrated, men are definitely better at it.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

"Dinner was great until a chunk of wasabi fell into the server's butthole and she started wet farting all over the Maki."

"Then it was simply... excellent!

impossiboobs
Oct 2, 2006

GoodyTwoShoes posted:

Seriously? I'm the one who has to say it????


It's "catfishing" because you use "pussy" for bait. All the other stuff is sanitization for the shows/news articles. The first articles about it were about people scamming men with promises of a relationship (the one I saw was a gay guy pretending to be a girl in order to sucker some rich athlete).

take me you ANIMAL
Nov 28, 2002

Congrats big boy

Thought that was called noodling? Eh, guess it works for both.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


:nws: Naked antman

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you




Even though you described it perfectly, that wasn't at all what I was expecting.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Thanks to this thread I'm always itchy.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

I guess the Amazing Atheist is looking for something new to get him off.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.


Paul Rudd, no!

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Polyamory and beastiality taken to the extreme! :stonk:

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Hive mind. Counts as one.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master

change my name posted:

Paul Rudd, no!

Nude. Tayne.

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Hive mind. Counts as one.

yeah that's how mormons get away with it too.

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Britt Burns
Nov 24, 2007
Biscuit Hider

Solice Kirsk posted:

They should make nice "dress crocs."

There are actually a ton of different kinds of shoes made by Crocs - some of them are pretty cute!

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