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GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Hello tovarich buddy,

I your good Texan friend Raspberry and lost my voting card. I you pay ten of our American dollars if you give me your vote and check Donald J. Trump on voting paper. Nothing illegal. Please write me back as fast as possible, many thanks.

Howdy Yeehaw,

Raspjerry

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TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx
why on earth would I do that OP. He loving sucks

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
I just want the party system to go gently caress itself. All presidents should be press ganged.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
And it's becoming clear that only 2 parties are not enough to contain all the opinions out there. Why not more ?

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Friend, let me tell you about Jill Stein. (Stien?... who cares?)

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
I wish I was working in my Election office this cycle just to keep track of how many people scrawled BERNIE across there ballots in crayon.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I hate Donald Trump, he is obviously insane and cannot be president. I'm kind of indifferent about Hillary but I'm pretty sure I hate her supporters more than I hate Trump. This election is weird as hell.

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

Feminasty Slut posted:

I hate Donald Trump, he is obviously insane and cannot be president. I'm kind of indifferent about Hillary but I'm pretty sure I hate her supporters more than I hate Trump. This election is weird as hell.

I feel the same way. Vote Harambe. You know it is the only way out.

(I seriously regret not voting Harambe, but I was in a general serious mode while filling out my ballot since I actually put forth the effort to vote down ticket and wasn't thinking comedy option.)

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
jill stein is a good option for comedy

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Strep Vote posted:

I feel the same way. Vote Harambe. You know it is the only way out.

(I seriously regret not voting Harambe, but I was in a general serious mode while filling out my ballot since I actually put forth the effort to vote down ticket and wasn't thinking comedy option.)

i lied earlier (i voted for HRC) but now i'm kind of regretting not writing in Harambe, too

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Writing in Bernie is good because what message would it send to the DNC if Hillary lost and Bernie had 5% of the vote?

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Commie NedFlanders posted:

what message would it send to the DNC if Hillary lost and Bernie had 5% of the vote?

"Make America Great Again"

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Commie NedFlanders posted:

Writing in Bernie is good because what message would it send to the DNC if Hillary lost and Bernie had 5% of the vote?

Knowing the DNC, something something Russia something something Putin

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Code Jockey posted:

Knowing the DNC, something something Russia something something Putin

Nah, They'd love nothing more than to crucify the Bernouts if she looses. Not going to lie, I'd enjoy the tears.

Bill Buckner
Aug 14, 2005
Bernie was probably the worst candidate on either side besides Ted Cruz.

Good triumphed when Hillary crushed crazy Bernie.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
but bernie bros be buff bombastic bastards

come at me you limpwristed hill people

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Bill Buckner posted:

Bernie was probably the worst candidate on either side besides Ted Cruz.

Good triumphed when Hillary crushed crazy Bernie.

If this is true Hillary must really suck rear end too because she sure took long enough to close the deal.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
people still think Bernie was a real and serious candidate?

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
too late i already voted to make america great again for our white children

Bill Buckner
Aug 14, 2005

rezatahs posted:

but bernie bros be buff bombastic bastards

come at me you limpwristed hill people

This cannot be true, as all bernie bros have assured me they are dying from terminal voter fraud.

They can barely muster the strength to throw chairs at women or minorities.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Feminasty Slut posted:

Nah, They'd love nothing more than to crucify the Bernouts if she looses. Not going to lie, I'd enjoy the tears.

I was for Bernie, but I will be happy to see the people who came up with "feel the bern" get demolished, yes

Everything about this cycle has been such an absolute clusterfuck, I can't decide if I want the new FBI probe to reveal anything or not, I think it'd be amusing either way

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I also enjoy basking int he chaos. Its like a retarded yule log of insanity. Its good and cool.

Bill Buckner
Aug 14, 2005

Feminasty Slut posted:

If this is true Hillary must really suck rear end too because she sure took long enough to close the deal.

The deal was closed day one, Bernie just thought math was an elitist conspiracy like deodorant.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Bill Buckner posted:

The deal was closed day one, Bernie just thought math was an elitist conspiracy like deodorant.

your candidate sucks

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Bill Buckner posted:

This cannot be true, as all bernie bros have assured me they are dying from terminal voter fraud.

They can barely muster the strength to throw chairs at women or minorities.

i don't actually know because i gave up on him when he backed the lizard person

i guarantee i could slaughter many a woman and minority with my dual wielding folding chair technique but apparently that is frowned upon these days for not being pc, thx obama

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
too bad no real candidates ran against Hillary

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Feminasty Slut posted:

I hate Donald Trump, he is obviously insane and cannot be president. I'm kind of indifferent about Hillary but I'm pretty sure I hate her supporters more than I hate Trump. This election is weird as hell.

Obama was good at glossing over the splits in the Democratic Party between (for lack of better terms) leftists and liberals. Clinton is very bad at this, both rhetorically and in terms of record. And I think regardless of what happens the Democrats are going to get tougher on the Bernie-type segments of the party.

Trump being actually in contention also makes all of this irrelevant, so the natural outlet is to find Vox journalists extra annoying.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

interwhat posted:

Just do it. If enough of us do it, it won't be giving a vote away to A or B party. If enough of us do it we will be standing up to this broken system! And as a Bonus, if anyone asks you, you can proudly announce you helped bring it all down!

Think about it, you could change the world.

:smithicide:


Edit: is he a valid write in anywhere?

I'm gonna cheat the system and vote for idiot A and idiot B once each. I vote for both evils.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
there was that one guy that killed a man in vietnam 🇻🇳

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

rezatahs posted:

there was that one guy that killed a man in vietnam 🇻🇳

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I don't think I'll ever find Bernie Sanders and his Bernie Bros not funny.

Feminasty Slut posted:

I also enjoy basking int he chaos. Its like a retarded yule log of insanity. Its good and cool.

Also this. This election has truly cemented my beliefs that nothing matters and everything sucks, so the best thing is just sitting on the outskirts and laughing at what is happening.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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rezatahs posted:

i don't actually know because i gave up on him when he backed the lizard person


:same:

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

If the Hilary loses the Dems will have no one to blame but themselves. It shouldn't have even been close.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Feminasty Slut posted:

Nah, They'd love nothing more than to crucify the Bernouts if she looses. Not going to lie, I'd enjoy the tears.

Space Camp fuckup posted:

If the Hilary loses the Dems will have no one to blame but themselves. It shouldn't have even been close.

As stated earlier, the vast majority of states won't even count those votes, so unless someone goes out of their way to sift through all votes in the trash bin, they won't even know.

Still, gently caress 'em.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i like how bernie essentially proposed what 30 some odd years ago would have been considered fairly modest left center stuff but now it's like he proposed some insane socialist plot

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Moridin920 posted:

i like how bernie essentially proposed what 30 some odd years ago would have been considered fairly modest left center stuff but now it's like he proposed some insane socialist plot

i dont think "free college for everyone" would have been considered modest left center stuff in 1986, would have been considered dumb just like in 2016

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

reallivedinosaur posted:

i dont think "free college for everyone" would have been considered modest left center stuff in 1986, would have been considered dumb just like in 2016

yeah in the 60s in the USA the average tuition of a 4 year was $250 which is about $2k in today's money and most of the good schools did have free tuition. All the UCs in :ca: were free until the Reagan years cuz Reagan was a piece of poo poo president

Also most of the Western world either has free or hilariously cheap tuition.

so idk what else to say other than maybe we shouldn't push every single kid into 4 yr bullshit college degrees because a lot of them would be better served in trade schools or apprenticeships. Also the high tuition has created a massive debt bubble watch that poo poo burst any year now


e: so actually by the definition of the word 'conservative' proposing free/cheap college in the 80s would have been modestly right-wing as it would have called for a return to previous policies lol

Moridin920 has issued a correction as of 18:36 on Nov 3, 2016

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Writing in Bernie is good because what message would it send to the DNC if Hillary lost and Bernie had 5% of the vote?

As funny as this would be I would not want to hear the aftermath of this aside from the obvious downside of having a trump presidency we'd probably be hearing years of whining about bernie bros.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Moridin920 posted:

yeah in the 60s in the USA the average tuition of a 4 year was $250 which is about $2k in today's money and most of the good schools did have free tuition. All the UCs in :ca: were free until the Reagan years cuz Reagan was a piece of poo poo president

Also most of the Western world either has free or hilariously cheap tuition.

so idk what else to say other than maybe we shouldn't push every single kid into 4 yr bullshit college degrees because a lot of them would be better served in trade schools or apprenticeships. Also the high tuition has created a massive debt bubble watch that poo poo burst any year now


e: so actually by the definition of the word 'conservative' proposing free/cheap college in the 80s would have been modestly right-wing as it would have called for a return to previous policies lol

they didn't have to admit minorities then either

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rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

ArbitraryC posted:

As funny as this would be I would not want to hear the aftermath of this aside from the obvious downside of having a trump presidency we'd probably be hearing years of whining about bernie bros.

if she loses it's going to happen not matter what. they still piss and moan about nader all these years later.

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