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Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN

Postess with the Mostest posted:

"People who aren't like me are going to ruin this country." - Every Canadian. Try not to worry about it and take your dog fishing or whatever city people do.

We like to relax by gawking at the bizarre lifestyles of the rurals who subside on our precious Old Stock Torontonian cottage money.

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peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

Helsing posted:

:psyduck: Christ, must every left leaning person I meet be either terrified of democracy or else convinced that a Truly Leftist party platform would produce a sweeping majority mandate for the NDP? Can't we have a middle ground between crippling cynicism and naive optimism?

where on that scale does "a true left wing and labour organized movement would never take root in any major party because there wouldn't be enough support for it" fall, because that's where I am, to be honest.

A Typical Goon
Feb 25, 2011

peter banana posted:

where on that scale does "a true left wing and labour organized movement would never take root in any major party because there wouldn't be enough support for it" fall, because that's where I am, to be honest.

This is why I support PR, new small niche parties would form and be able to influence the larger parties because the current parties would never be able to form a majority or a governmental mandate without support from at least some of the smaller parties.

Sure for every socialist party that formed we'd get the Old Stock Canadian party that was racist and discriminatory, but that would be worth it if our current lovely parties couldn't get carte blanche to do whatever they want with only 37% of the popular vote.

I'm tired of gritting my teeth and voting for the least bad option, I want to vote for the party I support and for them to have proper representation in parliament, even if only ~2% of the electorate agreed with me in my choice of leaders

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Helsing posted:

We like to relax by gawking at the bizarre lifestyles of the rurals who subside on our precious Old Stock Torontonian cottage money.

Sipping craft brews and over priced small batch bourbon, while chuckling over those quaint little towns we pass though on the way to the lake house.

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN

peter banana posted:

where on that scale does "a true left wing and labour organized movement would never take root in any major party because there wouldn't be enough support for it" fall, because that's where I am, to be honest.

Sounds like milquetoast end-of-history liberalism with maybe a dash of Canada brand white-middle-class-guilt thrown in to spice things up.

I mean yeah, God forbid the left every try to organize people as anything other than oppressed minorities. That would be highly problematic, plus the editorial page of the Globe and Mail would make disapproving noises.

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord
End #ruralsuffrage

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord
It's too bad these Phoenix problems with MPPs worked in their favour, otherwise this would've been fixed by now.

quote:

http://ipolitics.ca/2016/11/03/mps-pensions-hit-by-phoenix-glitches/

It seems that Phoenix knows no bounds and has struck Parliament Hill. Again.

Turns out MP’s pensions aren’t being deducted properly, and they will have to repay several hundred dollars each — averaging $235 in October, $235 in November and $170 in December, with the exact amount depending on their pay scale. MPs downplayed the issue but said it shows how far-reaching the problem is.

NDP Public Works critic Erin Weir said while MPs paying that back is “no big deal,” it’s still “emblematic of what a boondoggle Phoenix has become.”

But it’s not the only time MPs have faced the wrath of Phoenix up close and personal.

Weir’s own office was hit by Phoenix disruptions earlier this summer.

Weir said he’s loaned “a couple thousand dollars” out of his own pocket to one of his staffers who wasn’t being paid over the summer months, and that his office wasn’t the only one hit by the pay problems.

“Many of our staff have not been paid properly,” he added. Weir called it “another example of how far Phoenix has gone off the rails.”

The Winnipeg Free Press reported Wednesday that some MPs, quoted anonymously, said they’re embarrassed that the problems are so wide-ranging that it’s reached their pensions and offices – including cabinet ministers and the prime minister.

Weir said it’s not as embarrassing as the widespread problems that already exist for thousands of public servants not getting paid properly.

Alupa Clarke, the Conservative critic on the file since Steven Blaney dropped the role ahead of his run for party leadership, said he’s also heard that some MPs’ staff have had pay problems. And like Weir, he downplayed the pension issue.

“I think we’re very well paid as MPs and we should never complain about ourselves,” he said.

“Do I pay $200 or $300 more or less from my pension? I don’t care. I care more about Canadians.

“We still have 700 people who don’t have any pay at all and 22,000 people waiting for extra hours paid, sick leave pay.”

Clarke said the government and minister should be more careful with setting deadlines because they gave false hope to a lot of public servants by saying things would be fixed by November.

Public Works told reporters Monday it blew its own self-imposed deadline of October 31 to fix the backlog of cases, with another 22,000 employees’ files still to be addressed.

The department said it has fixed the majority of the pay problems now, clearing nearly 75 per cent the backlog.

But Deputy Minister Marie Lemay also said Monday the cases left over are “complex and require time-consuming manual calculations,” and Public Works is still bracing for more reports of pay problems.

The government brought Phoenix online in February as a pay system modernization project. The system was planned under the Harper administration and implemented by the Trudeau government.

It has since plagued over 80,000 public servants with a wide range of pay issues.

Phoenix was originally supposed to save the government $70 million a year, but Public Works projects the costs of fixing Phoenix will be about $50 million for 2016.

Correction: an earlier version of this story incorrectly stated MPs did not receive overtime pay. Public servants did not receive overtime.

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
So, apropos of nothing I was looking for excuses to procrastinate on a dull work assignment and noticed a paid link to one of those lovely political tests that supposedly tells you which candidate you side with.

Turn's out I'm closest to the Liberals, since according to this quiz they support including dental care and prescriptions drugs in Canada's universal healthcare program. :v:

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Helsing posted:

Turn's out I'm closest to the Liberals, since according to this quiz they support including dental care and prescriptions drugs in Canada's universal healthcare program. :v:

Well, they said they'd consult with the provinces about it

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

"I side with Christian Heritage on most Education issues."

seems legit

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

I got that because I voted "No" to "Should the federal government put a cap on university tuition rates?" and "provincial" to "Should postsecondary education be a provincial or federal responsibility?". The quiz apparently believes that the LPC supports a federal cap on tuition fees (nope) and the NDP free tuition (nope).

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord
It also claims I'm a liberal for being mostly left wing,

quote:

Most Important

Should the pensions of retired workers be taxed? learn more
Yes <-----
No
Yes, pensions should be taxed like any other income
Yes, but only for those making over $50,000 per year
No, falling interest rates are already draining elderly pension payouts
No, pensions should be based on private, non-taxable accounts
Add your own stance

Monaghan
Dec 29, 2006

Risky Bisquick posted:

End #ruralsuffrage

unironically agree.

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN

quote:

2,125,129 voters use iSideWith to find their candidate match

:unsmith:

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
One of these parties is not like the otherrrrrrrr

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Ladies and gentlement, the Canadian oil industry

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/kinder-morgan-climate-change-vancouver-board-of-trade-1.3835280

quote:

Kinder Morgan Canada president Ian Anderson says he has read the science on both sides of the climate-change debate, but he's still not sure who is right.

Ian Anderson was speaking to the Vancouver Board of Trade today when he said that he "doesn't pretend to be smart enough" to know which side is right in the climate-change debate.

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Don't worry, Rob is here to provide world-class safety

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

He's just deferring to the scientific consensus right?

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!
Guys, I know CSIS isn't allowed to collect and store non-threat related metadata indefinitely, but, and here me out, what if we just started calling the stuff "associated data" instead?

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/theres-a-secret-canadian-spy-database-that-we-just-found-out-about


quote:

Over the course of a normal investigation, CSIS may obtain information, intelligence, and data pertaining to an individual. The agency has the power to run through that information to determine if the person is a national security threat, relevant to an investigation, or has something to do with international affairs.

If that data—such as an email between two law-abiding individuals—isn't useful in any of those respects, CSIS is required to delete it.

Except, according to Justice Noël's ruling, that's not exactly what they were doing.

While CSIS was deleting the data, they were saving and storing the metadata from the information, but renaming it "associated data," mostly in an effort to skirt rules around data collection, and keeping it for as long as they want. This data, the court adds, was "non-threat, third-party information."


PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Helsing posted:

So, apropos of nothing I was looking for excuses to procrastinate on a dull work assignment and noticed a paid link to one of those lovely political tests that supposedly tells you which candidate you side with.

Turn's out I'm closest to the Liberals, since according to this quiz they support including dental care and prescriptions drugs in Canada's universal healthcare program. :v:

I should have voted for the Liberals so we can have PR. :lol:

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord

The Dark One posted:

Guys, I know CSIS isn't allowed to collect and store non-threat related metadata indefinitely, but, and here me out, what if we just started calling the stuff "associated data" instead?

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/theres-a-secret-canadian-spy-database-that-we-just-found-out-about

quote:

http://canada.isidewith.com/

Should the federal government be able to monitor phone calls and emails? stats discuss
Liberal’s answer: No

:laffo: Just bring back Harper

A Typical Goon
Feb 25, 2011
Did you guys see Trudeau's selfie with genie Bouchard tho Canada really is the prettiest country best place on earth

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

A Typical Goon posted:

Did you guys see Trudeau's selfie with genie Bouchard tho Canada really is the prettiest country best place on earth

Conveniently enough, Genie Bouchard is also all style and no substance so this is fitting

Hexigrammus
May 22, 2006

Cheech Wizard stories are clean, wholesome, reflective truths that go great with the marijuana munchies and a blow job.

"Canadian Oil - not even pretending to be smart enough."

Speaking of the Canadian Oil industry, it looks like the 22 yo lunatic who wandered barefoot through an Abbottsford school stabbing children was a homeless drifter from Alberta. Over/under on a crack-addled rig pig suffering PTSD after losing both his F150s?

A couple of years ago I had a situation with a mentally ill substance abusing associate of a family member who desperately needed some support. Since she was on welfare I tried to contact a case worker in BC's Ministry of Social Development and Social Innovation and give them a head's up that their "client" was going pear shaped. I am so very naive - nothing but information numbers and voice mail of people who never return calls, even to say "gently caress off, we're busy." I probably should have left a message that I wanted to report a welfare abuser and see if that got me a live person on the line.

I don't remember if it's been said here before, but gently caress Christy Clark, the B.C. Liberals, the Socreds, and anything that looks like them. "Mentally ill? Try the dumpster out back."

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




vyelkin posted:

Conveniently enough, Genie Bouchard is also all style and no substance so this is fitting

Is she ever :swoon:

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Could we maybe cut back on the sexism just a little bit?

ocrumsprug
Sep 23, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Hexigrammus posted:

I don't remember if it's been said here before, but gently caress Christy Clark, the B.C. Liberals, the Socreds, and anything that looks like them. "Mentally ill? Try the dumpster out back."

Because this is BC and British Columbians are a fair people;

It is important to remember that even though the Socreds started it right before they left power, and the current crop of Liberals have allowed mental health services to continue being essentially non-existent in BC, when the BCNDP came to power they basically rubber stamped the Socred closure of the main mental health hospital in the province.

loving the mentally ill is a non-partisan issue in BC.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Being mentally ill is a bad idea. People should just avoid doing that.

ocrumsprug
Sep 23, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Subjunctive posted:

Being mentally ill is a bad idea. People should just avoid doing that.

Have you thought about running as a BCNDP?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

ocrumsprug posted:

Have you thought about running as a BCNDP?

No, I still retain the ability to feel shame.

Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender
Just remember that this is legal under the BC Elections Act:

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
The voters of BC, like voters across the country, are morons who get exactly what they deserve.

Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender

PT6A posted:

The voters of [insert province, state, country, or city here], like voters across the [planet], are morons who get exactly what they deserve.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




OSI bean dip posted:

Just remember that this is legal under the BC Elections Act:



Ugh, and we all know the BC Libs will win next year too, because PT6A Was Right Again and the voters of this province are morons.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Not true, it looks likely that, despite being a bunch of morons, the US will elect Hillary Clinton and get a competent leader instead of the tiny-handed, thin-skinned orange sex offender they so richly deserve. So there might be hope :unsmith:

folytopo
Nov 5, 2013

Helsing posted:

Sounds like milquetoast end-of-history liberalism with maybe a dash of Canada brand white-middle-class-guilt thrown in to spice things up.

I mean yeah, God forbid the left every try to organize people as anything other than oppressed minorities. That would be highly problematic, plus the editorial page of the Globe and Mail would make disapproving noises.

So does that mean organise as economic populists. With a focus on efficient government services for citizens like dental and drugs? I wish the NDP had campaigned on the good parts of the platform like pharmacare and childcare. Kind of a three legged stool with different sized legs. No new major taxes, new social programs, balanced budgets. Is Niki Ashton's precarious work campaign good?

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



More good news for Bombardier: Metrolinx announces its intention to cancel all orders for LRVs in Toronto due to Bombardier's inability to build the loving things on time:

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2016/11/03/metrolinx-to-cancel-bombardier-lrv-contract.html

The Bombardier representative's reply is basically:

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Countdown until Bombardier is bought by the Chinese...

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Wistful of Dollars posted:

Countdown until Bombardier is bought by the Chinese...

Countdown until Bombardier no longer actually produces or sells anything but is kept afloat entirely through continuous bailout funding from the governments of Canada, Quebec, and Ontario

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Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord

eXXon posted:

More good news for Bombardier: Metrolinx announces its intention to cancel all orders for LRVs in Toronto due to Bombardier's inability to build the loving things on time:

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2016/11/03/metrolinx-to-cancel-bombardier-lrv-contract.html

The Bombardier representative's reply is basically:



:holyfuck: Their rail division just lost jobs

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