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Don't you have anything better to do with yourself?
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Go Falcons
Jameis Winston is a rapist
I hate myself
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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Aaaaaand I'm out

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
The Falcons make weird 2 point conversion choices I noticed last week, and it's happening again tonight. I'm of the opinion that you shouldn't bother chasing points until the fourth quarter but ignore what's right or wrong, I'm just trying to figure out what their thought process is.

Last week the Falcons score toward the end of the first half to bring the score to 21-19 Green Bay. They go for two and miss it. They then score with 3:30 left in the third quarter to go up 25-24 and kick the extra point to go up 2.

This week they score to go up 19-14 late in the first half, kick the point to go up 6. They score again in the third to go up 26-14 and decide to go for two.

I'm trying to figure out what sort of logic goes into this? Is it just whatever the coach feels like, because it doesn't seem consistent at all. They're clearly not afraid to go for 2 early, but they don't do it whenever the score says it would make sense to either.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

marioinblack posted:

lol if you think this is going to be a shootout and not Atlanta running up the score

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Probably just decide 2 points by some weird flow of the game feeling poo poo or something. You're right it doesn't seem to make much sense.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Man what a hit.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Mike Evans so good

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
The more difficult the catch, the more likely Mike Evans is to make the catch

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
:stare:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
What a catch, shame that he was killed on the play.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Play of the year holy poo poo

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Ahaha, that running back spin move. Wtf?

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

I like watching Keanu Neal hit people.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Was that from the creator of fallout 4 blurb always in the skyrim commercial?

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Kill yourselves Bucs

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
I would be shocked if the Bucs do better than 5-11 this season.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

marioinblack posted:

Kill yourselves Bucs

We're watching them do it

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







lol just wing it and hope for the best jameis

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Just quote John McKay for the rest of the game.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







lol ryan padding his stats with double end around fakes

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

FizFashizzle posted:

lol ryan padding his stats with double end around fakes

Might as well go ahead and use it now, it shouldn't work against most defenses.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Stick Evans in cryogenic stasis and only wake him up when the Bucs have a good team again so we don't waste his career.

lol Bucs being good again

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
They did it. The Falcons closed out a game comfortably.

(Or did they?)

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp
so this game is still going on

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

marioinblack posted:

Stick Evans in cryogenic stasis and only wake him up when the Bucs have a good team again so we don't waste his career.

lol Bucs being good again

Our team is such garbage

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Bucs helmets look good. That's all I've got. Apparently that's all they've got too.

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp
is there an alternate reality where the bucs are good?

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Soundtrack of Jameis Winston's throws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7khQNR7s1Ho

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

wasianchickn posted:

is there an alternate reality where the bucs are good?

2002?

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


wasianchickn posted:

is there an alternate reality where the bucs are good?

They won the superbowl in 2003. That was before The Event. Some say it may have caused The Event.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Good work you got your QB killed.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Good job killing yourself on a meaningless 2 point attempt

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
Winston just forgot his childhood.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Winston dead. He just don't know it.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Did Jameis just commit suicide fir a meaningless garbage time 2pnt conversion?

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

And he didn't even convert.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Well Jameis, now you know what it's like when someone advances all over you without your consent.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Chilichimp posted:

Did Jameis just commit suicide fir a meaningless garbage time 2pnt conversion?

He'd try shooting himself and somehow the bullet would be intercepted and run back for a touchdown

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Which is more sad:

Josh Freeman leads all Bucs Qbs in TDS

I knew the answer

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Josh was good that one year

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Well great, both Jameis and Evans are dead and they're on their 5th string RB. This team will never get another win.

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