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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUEy55r49fY there have been a lot of crazy conspiracy theories going around about the election so here's a thread where we can share them all because they're all completely true allow me 2 start us off with some basic conspiracies
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if hillary is a lizard person why is she against global warming? i thought lizards like warm temperatures. doesnt make sense
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despite the seemingly sinister title, the shadow chancellor of the exchequer is not the ringleader of a vast conspiracy to secretly control all aspects of British society. that role goes to the shadow secretary of state for work and pensions
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Nov 2, 2016 02:13
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Constant Hamprince posted:despite the seemingly sinister title, the shadow chancellor of the exchequer is not the ringleader of a vast conspiracy to secretly control all aspects of British society. that role goes to the shadow secretary of state for work and pensions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAf0QnLFS7Q
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Nov 2, 2016 02:18
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What about Carl the Cuck Slayer?
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Nov 2, 2016 02:25
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MaxNV posted:What about Carl the Cuck Slayer? despite his claims to the contrary, 'carl the cuck slayer' has never killed a cuck, and in fact fled to canada during the Cucknesian War to avoid the draft
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Nov 2, 2016 03:00
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if he didnt kill them.... then who did
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Nov 2, 2016 03:01
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https://twitter.com/immolations/status/750088625556189185
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Nov 2, 2016 03:03
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TWIST FIST posted:if he didnt kill them.... then who did jim webb, it earned him a navy cross quote:The Navy Cross is presented to James H. Webb, Jr., First Lieutenant, U.S. Marine Corps, for extraordinary heroism while serving as a Platoon Commander with Company D, First Battalion, Fifth Marines, First Marine Division (Reinforced), Fleet Marine Force, in connection with combat operations against the enemy in the Republic of Cucknesia. On July 10, 1969, while participating in a company-sized search and destroy operation deep in hostile territory, First Lieutenant Webb's platoon discovered a well-camouflaged cuckshed complex that appeared to be unoccupied. Deploying his men into defensive positions, First Lieutenant Webb was advancing to the first shed when three cuck soldiers armed with hand grenades jumped out. Reacting instantly, he grabbed the closest man and, brandishing his .45 caliber pistol at the others, apprehended all three of the soldiers. Accompanied by one of his men, he then approached the second shed and called for the enemy to surrender. When the hostile soldiers failed to answer him and launched a gob of cum that splattered dangerously close to him, First Lieutenant Webb detonated a claymore mine in the shed doorway, accounting for two cuck casualties and disclosing the entrance to a shame-tunnel. Despite the smoke and debris from the explosion and the possibility of cuck soldiers hiding in the tunnel, he then conducted a thorough search that yielded several items of pegging equipment and numerous documents containing highly racist pornography. Continuing the assault, he approached a third shed and was preparing to fire into it when the enemy spooged again in his direction. Observing the splatter land dangerously close to his companion, First Lieutenant Webb simultaneously fired his weapon at the enemy, pushed the Marine away from the grenade, and shielded him from the explosion with his own body. Although sustaining painful humiliation wounds from the jizz, he managed to throw a grenade into the aperture and completely destroy the remaining shed. By his courage, aggressive leadership, and selfless devotion to duty, First Lieutenant Webb upheld the highest traditions of the Marine Corps and of the United States Naval Service.[17] ”
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Nov 2, 2016 03:39
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zckUhtcoxAo Best Alex Jones video ever.
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Nov 2, 2016 03:58
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Just want to say OP's av text is the best thing. Or is it? 
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Nov 2, 2016 05:03
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lol just lol if you think the information age is totally devoid of conspiracy
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Nov 2, 2016 06:05
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Baloogan posted:lol just lol if you think the information age is totally devoid of conspiracy alex jones is part of a massive conspiracy by the world conspiracy association to make conspiracies seem more dramatic than they really are so people won't realize that most conspiracies are 'companies secretly agreeing to set the price of corn starch 5% higher than it should be' or 'secret cabal of political operatives dedicated to concealing the fact that their boss is gay'
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Nov 2, 2016 07:23
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people are incorrect when they say that russia is trying to interfere with our elections and global warming was a hoax made up by the chinese. the truth is that china is trying to interfere with our elections and russia invented global warming
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Nov 2, 2016 07:39
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Alex jones likes "having" children two or three times a week. What he has them for, he wont say, but the kids are never seen again.
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Nov 2, 2016 08:03
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dont eat anything there or you'll wake him up
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Nov 2, 2016 08:21
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alex jones is, in fact, not human
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Nov 2, 2016 08:37
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:Alex jones likes "having" children two or three times a week. What he has them for, he wont say, but the kids are never seen again. perhaps even more disturbingly, they are never seen before either
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Nov 2, 2016 11:09
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Afraid of Audio posted:alex jones is, in fact, not human actually he is the hot blood running through him fast, however, is not
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Nov 2, 2016 11:10
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the best evidence that alex jones is full of poo poo is that he hasn't been killed
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Nov 2, 2016 12:38
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Constant Hamprince posted:actually he is it's actually Castrol and his heart is a weedwhacker engine
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Nov 2, 2016 13:03
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Baloogan posted:the best evidence that alex jones is full of poo poo is that he hasn't been killed alex jones has been dead since the founding of this country
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Nov 2, 2016 17:30
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chemtrails are real, but they're not mind control chemicals. they're crystal pepsi no reason, the airlines just like to gently caress with people i guess
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Nov 3, 2016 19:14
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chemtrails are the dumbest poo poo ever the airplanes ARE dumping chemicals out into the atmosphere that does gently caress with us by being climate forcers if you wanted to gas people you need to fly alot lower, and near major concentrations (eg cities) helicopters and poo poo would be best to spray poo poo like this down, not every airliner jesus gently caress people just don't understand how far removed the air up there is from peeps on the ground
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Nov 3, 2016 19:18
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listened 2 alex today, he was selling supplements and takling about how the election was rigged
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Nov 3, 2016 20:15
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Constant Hamprince posted:chemtrails are real, but they're not mind control chemicals. they're crystal pepsi partially correct partially incorrect the chemtrails are indeed crystal pepsi but the coca cola company is behind them, not the airlines. they want to gradually fill the atmosphere with pepsi so that normal pepsi will no longer taste like anything and theyll drive their competitor out of business
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Nov 3, 2016 20:23
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chemtrails are soylent so we all get food poisoning
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Nov 3, 2016 20:27
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TWIST FIST posted:partially correct partially incorrect holy poo poo  the delta hub... the pieces were all right there... how could i be so blind
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Nov 3, 2016 20:46
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Check out Thomas Ligotti's 'conspiracy against the human race' . Or even better check out Richard Doty (pronounced Doe-Tee) in 'Mirage Men'
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Nov 3, 2016 20:50
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Been listenin to Alex for a coupla weeks now. Glowing reports on the struggle of the noble Russian proletariat under the (((Globalist)))-American bootheel are steadily increasing. His message today was that American really needed to apologise to Russia for winning the cold war. I'm looking forward to when after Hillary wins he has to make a big deal about fleeing to the free state of Moscow to continue his broadcast-in-exile. Heck I might start watching the stream if he gets a couple of lookers as Russian co-hosts.
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Nov 3, 2016 23:48
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i dunno what to think of this
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Nov 4, 2016 07:22
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Nov 4, 2016 07:23
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Nov 4, 2016 07:49
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Mc Do Well posted:Check out Thomas Ligotti's 'conspiracy against the human race' . check out sex tape (and past)
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Nov 4, 2016 18:04
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Constant Hamprince posted:chemtrails are real, but they're not mind control chemicals. they're crystal pepsi L.A. Beast was right all along.
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Nov 5, 2016 02:58
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https://twitter.com/immolations/status/794740487613726720
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Nov 5, 2016 11:26
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Nov 5, 2016 11:33
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Constant Hamprince posted:holy poo poo just wait until you hear what the midtown druids have to do with this
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Did Trump ever appear in person on Infowars?
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