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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Trig Discipline posted:

two of my bffs named their son maxwell tiberius which is loving badass

is their son also an autist

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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
too early to tell

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Also dont say 'no one saw this coming' when the child they named Kylo grows up.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
has he at least started purging heretics?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/ThingsWork/status/793993322733928448

:gonk:

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

that owns but makes me super uncomfortable

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Radio Paranoia posted:

that owns but makes me super uncomfortable

yeah, it's amazing that we've figured out how to do that. but watching it makes my spine shiver in a not-good way

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Radio Paranoia posted:

that owns but makes me super uncomfortable

Same when I think about the dental implant I have.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlfByJ1oToY

Dont let your root canals get hosed up

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

prefect posted:

yeah, it's amazing that we've figured out how to do that. but watching it makes my spine shiver in a not-good way

what's more amazing is that the replacement joint, which has the very best materials mankind can come up with, is still weaker, less flexible, and has a service life a fifth as long as the seemingly random lumps of bone and gristle that it replaces.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Radio Paranoia posted:

has he at least started purging heretics?

i think that kicks in around puberty

Graff
May 10, 2012



Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Synthbuttrange posted:

Dont let your root canals get hosed up

too late lol

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/ziyatong/status/794318293452484608

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







Where are you getting these?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

goddamnedtwisto posted:

what's more amazing is that the replacement joint, which has the very best materials mankind can come up with, is still weaker, less flexible, and has a service life a fifth as long as the seemingly random lumps of bone and gristle that it replaces.

animal joints are insane good. thanks evolution. it helps that they are largely "alive"

burning swine
May 26, 2004



Synthbuttrange posted:

Same when I think about the dental implant I have.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlfByJ1oToY

Dont let your root canals get hosed up

truth. I found out that my root canal didn't exactly "take" 20 years after the fact when my dentist started drilling into what he thought was a dead tooth with no anesthetic


Now I have one of those cool implants :whatup:

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

I like the part when they're getting ride of sections of the joint

"nope, don't need this, this either, this too, get rid of that part for sure..."

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


now build one in Gävle

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe

why doesn't the liberal media talk about snake-on-snake crime

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Please don't step on me or my sonlunch ever again.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


why, what happened?

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



orcaled sued google for implementing a protocol or something

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Friday afternoon motheruckers

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

lmao what is this

burning swine
May 26, 2004



friiiidaaaay

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

add all of these to the yospos rules

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
https://vine.co/v/5dTPE0W2djF

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

I'm not so sure about number seven there.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/e8ght/status/794316737076482050

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


the first one, obviously

i don't know why people have so much trouble figuring out which of a dog's limbs are the arms and which are the legs

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

anthonypants posted:

i think my favorite toothpastefordinner is probably this one



This gives me the idea to create an ultra-luxury version of a ruler sorta like those ultra-luxury spinning tops that they market to idiots.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Wheany posted:

too late lol

^root canal more like rot canal

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Salt Fish posted:

This gives me the idea to create an ultra-luxury version of a ruler sorta like those ultra-luxury spinning tops that they market to idiots.

digital ruler for ipads

you put it on your ipad scren and rotate it and it creates a virtual constraint that snaps the pen to a line

also it's a little pebble shaped thing so you can't use it as a real ruler

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Salt Fish posted:

This gives me the idea to create an ultra-luxury version of a ruler sorta like those ultra-luxury spinning tops that they market to idiots.

You're really, really late with this one. But I'm sure there's room in the ultra-luxury ruler market as long as you're Japanese or German or make up a Japanesey or Germane brand name. Possibly Swiss will do it. Swedish is a niche because most stationary hipsters don't know what a Sweden is.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Salt Fish posted:

This gives me the idea to create an ultra-luxury version of a ruler sorta like those ultra-luxury spinning tops that they market to idiots.

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anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
no because these are good. you gotta put a can opener in there or give it a usb port or something before it'll be ready for kickstarter

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