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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:

There's nothing I've said in this thread thet could humiliate you any further than the things you guys post with actual sincerity. I Just bring attention to them. It's pretty telling how vitroliclly defensive you get about it, as if i touched a nerve of deep seated insecurity.

I'm insecure from that time my bf dumped me for a Chinese man. I was no match for Power Khan :negative:

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ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Jimmy Little Balls posted:

Today I watched a bunch of screaming girls bathe a raccoon.

that's a pretty specific fetish

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Jimmy Little Balls posted:

Today I watched a bunch of screaming girls bathe a raccoon.

Aren't they actually pretty good at cleaning themselves? Also, was the raccoon in a little dress at any point?

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Oh no, a bunch of losers don't like me. This is quite the blow to my self-esteem. I wonder if I will ever recover?

I like you. Want to go sparrow stoning with me?

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

There's nothing I've said in this thread thet could humiliate you any further than the things you guys post with actual sincerity. I Just bring attention to them. It's pretty telling how vitroliclly defensive you get about it, as if i touched a nerve of deep seated insecurity.

yeah pmuch, even the most minor of criticisms are "meltdowns" for the well-adjusted denizens of the china thread

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


awww, did you miss him?

Huge_Midget
Jun 6, 2002

I don't like the look of it...

Vernii posted:

There are a surprising number of Indiana & Purdue goons.

Have you ever gone to that semi-hidden Chinese restaurant in the back of that asian grocery by the Cactus? I love their twice cooked pork and spicy meat dishes. Every time I've gone there with a friend, we've been the only white people there and get some confused stares.

I'm convinced that at one point in time in the early 2000s that like a good 20% of SA members went to Purdue. We had some pretty awesome goon meets back then.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Jimmy Little Balls posted:

Today I watched a bunch of screaming girls bathe a raccoon.

im that raccoon. jealous? :smug:

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
am I the only one who unironically likes FBR and appreciates him posting itt?

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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The Great Autismo! posted:

am I the only one who unironically likes FBR and appreciates him posting itt?

no i reckon he appreciates himself posting. you're probably the only one that likes him though.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Stringent posted:

no i reckon he appreciates himself posting. you're probably the only one that likes him though.

none of you are korean so you are all poo poo subhumans to me

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx
koreans have the right idea, no americans. make em mad

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLFQlrV8Dms

America is the strong man on the roof, China is the helpless baby, and ThePwner is the mommy.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

The Great Autismo! posted:

am I the only one who unironically likes FBR and appreciates him posting itt?

No I'm glad there's someone saying that not all Chinese are literally incapable of critical thought and creativity, except when it comes to earning money and saving face

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

THE PWNER posted:

koreans have the right idea, no americans. make em mad

no prison colony scraps, either

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx

Jeoh posted:

No I'm glad there's someone saying that not all Chinese are literally incapable of critical thought and creativity, except when it comes to earning money and saving face

the people saying this are resigned to life in a cubicle so they're not exactly creative critical thinkers themselves. cognitive dissonance - ftw

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Jeoh posted:

No I'm glad there's someone saying that not all Chinese are literally incapable of critical thought and creativity, except when it comes to earning money and saving face

how many Chinese girl goons do you think are lurking here lol

E_P
Feb 22, 2003

There has to be someone like them in the thread or people start jerking themselves off about how much better they are then everyone else. Every electric current needs a grounder. Thx FBR and THA PWNDER. God bless and 수고하세요.

Jimmy Little Balls
Aug 23, 2009

Pirate Radar posted:

Aren't they actually pretty good at cleaning themselves? Also, was the raccoon in a little dress at any point?

I have no idea, I've never seen one before. Found a little steak restaurant near my house I hadn't noticed before and they had a pet raccoon. China.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Shut up about Bong and let the man post more about the raccoon. Any pics?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Jimmy Little Balls posted:

Today I watched a bunch of screaming girls bathe a raccoon.

is that literal or a metaphor for this thread

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I've never even seen a Chinese person in my life . what splendor it would be

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Pon de Bundy posted:

I've never even seen a Chinese person in my life . what splendor it would be

If I ever saw a Chinese person I would take a selfie and shout NI HAOOOUUUU at them.

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible
man, so much smoking and hotpot


Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

LentThem posted:

man, so much smoking and hotpot




They hotboxed an entire city. Hardcore.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Each and every coin has 2 sides, sometimes FBR on one and THE PWNER on the other side. What does it buy?

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
I enjoy FBR talking down to everyone because I can sense his own crippled self-esteem.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

JaucheCharly posted:

Each and every coin has 2 sides, sometimes FBR on one and THE PWNER on the other side. What does it buy?

IDK but the PWNER side always leaves a poop smear on your finger if you aren't careful picking it up.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Pon de Bundy posted:

I've never even seen a Chinese person in my life . what splendor it would be

They have narrowed eyes, a golden cast to their skin, and a language like that of cats; befitting respectively their narrow view of the world, general greed, and inscrutability.

StevoMcQueen
Dec 29, 2007

Outrail posted:

Shut up about Bong and let the man post more about the raccoon. Any pics?

I've visited a couple of dog cafes in Seoul with pet raccoons. They're pretty adorable.

I watched one suplex a small terrier that was harrassing it, then grapple with it on the floor.

http://imgur.com/a/eLGoX

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Dogs are happy to wrestle with you but if you do a crossface and take them down they're like "hey I wasn't using my teeth I don't think it's right you using your hands"

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
my dog gave me a leg drop into piledriver the other day. ow

Lazer Monkey
Jan 15, 2005

Mozi posted:

my dog gave me a leg drop into piledriver the other day. ow

We need more information about this incident..

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Glenn Quebec posted:

I enjoy FBR talking down to everyone because I can sense his own crippled self-esteem.

nong
Apr 20, 2016

Never Forget
The Century Of National Humiliation.
This is few page back but lol @ all the people here complaining about the locals not understand or giving you guys a blank stare when you speak the local language.
Because, for some reason, the foreigners seem to unable to admit that maybe, just MAYBE that they suck at speaking the local language?

Especially with language using multiple tonal pronunciations that will end up being completely off and unintelligible if the speaker dont say it right. At best that it seems funny when they butcher the pronunciations, or it can be down right irritating and annoying.

Go home and practice more instead of complaining about it.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

nong posted:

This is few page back but lol @ all the people here complaining about the locals not understand or giving you guys a blank stare when you speak the local language.
Because, for some reason, the foreigners seem to unable to admit that maybe, just MAYBE that they suck at speaking the local language?

Especially with language using multiple tonal pronunciations that will end up being completely off and unintelligible if the speaker dont say it right. At best that it seems funny when they butcher the pronunciations, or it can be down right irritating and annoying.

Go home and practice more instead of complaining about it.

that would hold true if it were the same across the board but i literally sit in meetings at work in chinese and give presentations in chinese at work and talk to my boss and HR in chinese at work and they have zero problems ever understanding me, so either they are just nodding their heads and just guessing what i'm saying correctly for the past few years, or people giving me blank stares when i'm talking to them in chinese have the issues. i only have HSK4 level though, the guy i work with has HSK5 and the same thing happens to him.

it would be nice if the simple solution was to go home and practice more, but you've completely missed the point. i imagine you did it on purpose, though.

nong
Apr 20, 2016

Never Forget
The Century Of National Humiliation.
Welp. There's your problem.
You are equating someone haven't zero problems understanding you to that your pronunciations can be understood by everyone.

Some people can be good at dealing butchered pronunciations. But some people just can't understand them at all. This happens in english too but it's much more severe when foreigners say a similar word but with broken tones that can mean completely different things.

My earlier point still stand, which is go home and practice more.
But I guess this is the mocking chinese thread so we should follow the racist joke of "it's easier to just blame it on others and save face" even thought you are literally doing this subconsciously at this very moment.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

nong posted:

Especially with language using multiple tonal pronunciations that will end up being completely off and unintelligible if the speaker dont say it right.

The tones are not hard at all after like two weeks of being in China and native speakers flatten and often flat out fail to pronounce tones all the time. If anything speaking intelligible Chinese to a Chinese hick gets you stared at harder than speaking really lovely Chinese because that's fukken bizzaro eowowowoeowow

Chinese is not a difficult language to speak / listen to at all. (I mean to do it well enough to be understood -- obviously Mandarin is one of the most abrasive and wretched languages to actually have to listen to in the world). The writing system is a huge pain but that's mostly a separate issue.

raton fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Nov 4, 2016

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

nong posted:

Welp. There's your problem.
You are equating someone haven't zero problems understanding you to that your pronunciations can be understood by everyone.

Some people can be good at dealing butchered pronunciations. But some people just can't understand them at all. This happens in english too but it's much more severe when foreigners say a similar word but with broken tones that can mean completely different things.

My earlier point still stand, which is go home and practice more.

thank you for your chinese language tips, forums user nong

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

The Great Autismo! posted:

that would hold true if it were the same across the board but i literally sit in meetings at work in chinese and give presentations in chinese at work and talk to my boss and HR in chinese at work and they have zero problems ever understanding me, so either they are just nodding their heads and just guessing what i'm saying correctly for the past few years, or people giving me blank stares when i'm talking to them in chinese have the issues. i only have HSK4 level though, the guy i work with has HSK5 and the same thing happens to him.

it would be nice if the simple solution was to go home and practice more, but you've completely missed the point. i imagine you did it on purpose, though.

That would make an amazing TV show. Nobody understands a word he says but it's been going on so long everyone is too embarrassed to say anything. It'd be like being hell banned in real life.

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