TRUMP: holy FUCK its november 8th

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Mainwaring: Jun 22, 2007; Disco is not dead! Disco is LIFE!

Fidel Castronaut posted:

Rudolph sucks imo

Edward Balls

# ? Nov 5, 2016 00:56

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Fidel Castronaut posted:

all hes missing is something about their firey temper and their women's asses

# ? Nov 5, 2016 00:56

Jeb Bush 2012: Apr 4, 2007; A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

Shark Sandwich posted:

And all this time I thought it was "suce ma bite"

# ? Nov 5, 2016 00:56

Themagicalgoat: Oct 5, 2016

Fidel Castronaut posted:

Too much Dr Dre, Rudy.

# ? Nov 5, 2016 00:57

MaxNV: Jan 3, 2011

cuckulus

# ? Nov 5, 2016 00:57

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Jeb Bush 2012 posted:

lmao

# ? Nov 5, 2016 00:57

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Fidel Castronaut posted:

Ah the Jan Brewer insanity defense I see

# ? Nov 5, 2016 00:57

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Trump has the best surrogates

the BEST

# ? Nov 5, 2016 00:58

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Pacra posted:

Awww yeah crawlchat in the trump thread

What is your coolest crawl achievement

Mine is probably this:

I still have yet to win, but my last six deaths have all been from reading an unidentified scroll of immolation as a Venom Mage with poisoned mobs :madmax:

# ? Nov 5, 2016 00:57

Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdBF6h7oH5I

# ? Nov 5, 2016 00:58

Shark Sandwich: Sep 6, 2010; by R. Guyovich

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I'm really glad that this election exposed what a sack of poo poo Rudy "9/11" Giuliani is to the rest of the country.

# ? Nov 5, 2016 00:58

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

i am a sad becuz i think it's a parody account.

# ? Nov 5, 2016 00:58

Jeb Bush 2012: Apr 4, 2007; A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

jBrereton posted:

Louis XIII was a renowned fear-er of numbers (perhaps because of the ill tiding of the 13 in his title) and banned the singular forms of 70, 80, and 90 for reasons that are still a mystery to us; this is part of why the Belgians have septante and nonante but the French do not.

pretty sure that's nonsense, not least because the belgians do use quatre-vingt even while using the other ones

to steal an example, you can see this in some english examples too "four score and seven years ago"

# ? Nov 5, 2016 00:59

Deptfordx: Dec 23, 2013

euphronius posted:

French is a great language btw

English blows

The pre WW1 French foreign minister (secretary of state) thought that French was the only language in which it was possible to truly think rationally, and that it was vital that the children of overseas diplomatic staff be raised in France lest their juvenile minds be damaged by contact with non-native French speakers.

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:00

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Fidel Castronaut posted:

i am a sad becuz i think it's a parody account.

rudy doesn't even tweet

# ? Nov 5, 2016 00:59

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/794690422060843008

# ? Nov 5, 2016 00:59

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

Fidel Castronaut posted:

hahaha nice obvious screenshot fuckery you got th

https://twitter.com/rudygiulianiGOP/status/794651467680542721

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:00

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

mannerup posted:

rudy doesn't even tweet

rudy don't surf either

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:01

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Epic High Five posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/794666285636481024

E-SHOTS

E-FIRED

man

with how important twitter has being to this election, cyber-warfare, hacking/counter-hacking, this is more like a cyberpunk dysptopia than ever

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:01

OAquinas: Jan 27, 2008; Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Shook Nate was focused on the numbers and veered out of punditry for the last two presidential cycles. He was bringing moneyball to politics and it was working beautifully.

Now he's out on his own with his brand, the polls are drying up because his site is sucking up all the media attention away from individual poll drops (so they're fewer due to reduced interest in spending cash on weaker newsworthy returns), and all eyes are on him to produce. He blew the primaries despite the polling, so now he has to put a thumb on the model to keep it where he thinks it should be.

He's done it so much the model has practically fallen over. He can't rely on polls, since it's mostly garbage-tier pollsters and useless national trackers now. He's pushing crappy horserace punditry clickbait as fast as he can to hide the overly-volatile modelling failures.

He may yet call states correctly, but if the current EV trend continues into the 8th as it stands, the shine will blow completely off his model. Trump claims one last scalp, though this one lacks the follicles he needs.

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:02

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

keep bangin that table, rudolph

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:02

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/794690422060843008

aaaaaand replaced

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:02

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Jeb Bush 2012 posted:

pretty sure that's nonsense, not least because the belgians do use quatre-vingt even while using the other ones

to steal an example, you can see this in some english examples too "four score and seven years ago"

Pas du tout, C-SPAM is a no-nonsense zone.

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:02

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Fidel Castronaut posted:

rudy don't surf either

You can only get a Rudy with SURF at special events

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:02

DEEP STATE PLOT: Aug 13, 2008; Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!

pathetic little tramp posted:

hahaha nice obvious screenshot fuckery you got th

https://twitter.com/rudygiulianiGOP/status/794651467680542721

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:02

Gorman Thomas: Jul 24, 2007

Indonesian food delivery on its way, which of these films should i watch with my mie tek tek trump crew

Peckinpah's Cross of Iron
Ken Russell's The Devils
ROAD HOUSE

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:03

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

Ages posted:

hahahaha, oh poo poo that outreach

parody

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:03

Jeb Bush 2012: Apr 4, 2007; A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

pathetic little tramp posted:

hahaha nice obvious screenshot fuckery you got th

https://twitter.com/rudygiulianiGOP/status/794651467680542721

I don't think that's actually his account though

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:03

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

the best surrogates

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/794690548774932480

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/794691390940790785

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:03

Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

Fidel Castronaut posted:

rudy don't surf either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbqiCxEIeEo
Stop your messing around (ah-ah-ah)
Better think of your future (ah-ah-ah)
Time you straighten right out (ah-ah-ah)
Creating problems in town (ah-ah-ah)

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:03

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/794690979622162432
https://twitter.com/ewstephe/status/794691651600056320

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:03

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Road House, always Road House

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:03

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Shark Sandwich posted:

I'm really glad that this election exposed what a sack of poo poo Rudy "9/11" Giuliani is to the rest of the country.

rudy "Under those eight years before Obama came along, we didn't have any successful radical Islamic terrorist attack in the United States" guiliani

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:04

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

Iron Crowned posted:

You can only get a Rudy with SURF at special events

i hear if u go to a certain location next week u might get an orange gyarados

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:04

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

OAquinas posted:

Shook Nate was focused on the numbers and veered out of punditry for the last two presidential cycles. He was bringing moneyball to politics and it was working beautifully.

Now he's out on his own with his brand, the polls are drying up because his site is sucking up all the media attention away from individual poll drops (so they're fewer due to reduced interest in spending cash on weaker newsworthy returns), and all eyes are on him to produce. He blew the primaries despite the polling, so now he has to put a thumb on the model to keep it where he thinks it should be.

He's done it so much the model has practically fallen over. He can't rely on polls, since it's mostly garbage-tier pollsters and useless national trackers now. He's pushing crappy horserace punditry clickbait as fast as he can to hide the overly-volatile modelling failures.

He may yet call states correctly, but if the current EV trend continues into the 8th as it stands, the shine will blow completely off his model. Trump claims one last scalp, though this one lacks the follicles he needs.

yeah his weakness imo is that he doesn't bother looking at EV which is awfully blind when it's quite possible 70% of FL votes by Sunday

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:05