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Or in the southwest. Tibetans, Uighurs, and some of the Yunnan minorities are into it.
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Sheep-Goats posted:It's still a real on the spectrum thing to do though. A lot of foreigners in Thailand can't help but to find some way to poo poo talk the king. No matter what your feelings are or what the facts are it's a really odd thing to do. It's like going over to someone's house as a kid and calling their mom fat or something. If you go anywhere in the Commonwealth and yell "gently caress the Queen, gently caress the Royal Family" people will either shrug or join in
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But yes best not hurt the feelings of the locals by reminding them that their government is loving them and there's nothing they can do about it
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Vernii posted:When were you there? I was there from 2005-2010, made a few friends from SA there. boiler up, i was finishing up as you arrived. my coworker had an account, so did my supervisor, and my supervisor's good buddy. my supervisor is the one who bought me my account. i didn't realize there were so many purdue goons. lol
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Fauxtool posted:you can get some pretty sick ganja closer to the nork border though and the penalty for weed possession is what? shot after a dumb trial?
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Blistex posted:China should be thankful for Noodles and South African bombers. Blistex, could you elaborate please? I sense a nugget of comedy in your statement.
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http://shanghaiist.com/2015/04/01/3-jailed-aunties-taking-special-k.phpquote:A total of 20 people were busted in the KTV raid on January 8, four of whom were men. The 16 women, aged 38 to 54 years old, were either all neighbors or friends. Most of them were full-time housewives and many of them had grandchildren. Edit: I know it's almost from 2 years ago.
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Pon de Bundy posted:and the penalty for weed possession is what? shot after a dumb trial? weed is totally ok in north korea, you can light up in a restaurant after a meal. Dont be that idiot smuggling drugs cross borders. Do them all in the country you bought them
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Fauxtool posted:weed is totally ok in north korea, you can light up in a restaurant after a meal. Dont be that idiot smuggling drugs cross borders. Do them all in the country you bought them what? i dont know anything about drug laws in north korea but that sounds too good to be true. seems like they would just drink
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Pon de Bundy posted:what? i dont know anything about drug laws in north korea but that sounds too good to be true. seems like they would just drink nah, it's totally legal, partly because it has always been a traditional natural remedy, partly to thumb their noses at the south. I don't know why they would make a drug that gives you the munchies legal in a starvation torn country, but there you go. Apparently they also do a shitload of meth...
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ladron posted:nah, it's totally legal, partly because it has always been a traditional natural remedy, partly to thumb their noses at the south. I don't know why they would make a drug that gives you the munchies legal in a starvation torn country, but there you go. Apparently they also do a shitload of meth... i assume *best korea PLUNGING is strictly off limits and will be met with HARSH consequences
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ladron posted:nah, it's totally legal, partly because it has always been a traditional natural remedy, partly to thumb their noses at the south. I don't know why they would make a drug that gives you the munchies legal in a starvation torn country, but there you go. Apparently they also do a shitload of meth... North Korean military produces a lot of drugs which are then often smuggled by NK diplomats. It all makes sense when you think of NK as one huge crime organization https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korea
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Pon de Bundy posted:what? i dont know anything about drug laws in north korea but that sounds too good to be true. seems like they would just drink They don't give a gently caress. Weed was also traditionally a big part of Korean culture, it only became the Worst Thing Ever illegal in the south in the 60s because the dictatorship was afraid of hippies.
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Grand Fromage posted:They don't give a gently caress. Weed was also traditionally a big part of Korean culture, it only became the Worst Thing Ever illegal in the south in the 60s because the dictatorship was afraid of hippies. okay so how bad is the famine and the poo poo living conditions outside of pyongyang?
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Pon de Bundy posted:okay so how bad is the famine and the poo poo living conditions outside of pyongyang? The famine has been over for a decade at least. The living conditions suck but as far as we can tell there have been improvements. People in NK are pretty aware it sucks and other countries are better now, cell phones have proliferated. It's still awful but it's not like it was in the late 90s/early 2000s.
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Grand Fromage posted:They don't give a gently caress. Weed was also traditionally a big part of Korean culture, it only became the Worst Thing Ever illegal in the south in the 60s because the dictatorship was afraid of hippies. I get the feeling that the country would improve alot if everybody just lighted up again.
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Vernii posted:This guy is kind of an idiot. "German comedian". These words do not go well together.
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JaucheCharly posted:I get the feeling that the country would improve alot if everybody just lighted up again. wisdom
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JaucheCharly posted:I get the feeling that the country would improve alot if everybody just lighted up again. Oh yeah. If I were dictator of SK my first act would be to cancel all work for two weeks and issue everyone a bag of weed. Everybody needs to sit around and do some good thinking over a bong. Then have a real conversation about the culture.
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THE BBW Okay. The title gives it away. I had a Chinese BBW stay the night. We matched on Tantan. It was her first day using it (getting a lot of those lately, because Tantan is now advertising and tons of people are trying it). Her face looked fine, not fat. We talked a little bit and she added me on Wechat. She said her English wasn't so good, so she preferred to write in Chinese. We talked for about a week. I didn't know she was a BBW until she sent me the body photo of her in shorts sitting outside. I was a little invested already, and I thought it would make for a nice change of scenery. She's divorced and has a child. She earns good money at her job, so after the divorce she bought her own house and car and had her parents move in to raise the kid while she worked. She said it's comfortable, but she gets zero free time and her parents bug her if she ever comes home late or wants to do her own things. Except for her own room, she has no privacy and feels claustrophobic with her parents. She said she had no time or freedom for a relationship, and was hoping to find a lover for the occasional break. Yesterday she talked about wanting to meet me, and I agreed, so she instigated a fight with her parents and then "stormed" out of the house and told them she will stay in a hotel for the night. She got a hotel one street over from me. I told her to ask them if it was okay for a foreigner to come stay a few hours, not sleep there. She asked and they said I had to register with them even if I just wanted to visit her room. I offered for her to visit my room instead, since we're so close, and she obliged. The thing is, I knew she was a little overweight from the photo she sent me, but I had no idea what she really looked like other than her face. She had told me her height but not her weight or other identifiable characteristics. She found my room and I opened the door and I think we were both surprised. She had lied about her height. This was The Giant 2.0. She also lied about her English. She couldn't speak English at all. Like, none, whatsoever. We sat on my sofa and were speaking into the translation apps to try to have a conversation. I was thinking she was going to leave, since we initially just wanted to meet and see how we feel together. I'm sitting next to her and I feel like a baby next to an Amazon. I seriously felt like I was tiny next to his woman, and there's no way she's going to get turned on by that. Her body was like something out of a rap video. Thick legs, bubble butt, slim waist, humongous boobs. The biggest boobs I have ever met in my life. There had to be many kilos in each one, they were gigantic. She was fat in Chinese standards, but definitely "thick" and "curvy" in Western standards (not Curvy in Goon standards). She said Chinese guys hate her butt and they think she's too big for them to handle, but she thought maybe a foreigner could appreciate. Things heated up pretty quickly and soon she was naked in my bed. I finally met a Chinese girl that not only knew how to kiss well, but she ate my face like it was a buffet and was really good at doing it. She got fired up and asked me to bite her body in certain places. I've never done, but she demanded I bite her, including her butt. I tried and she seemed to like it, but I felt like zombie Mike Tyson munching on a booty and it was pretty weird. She didn't want sex at first, and she wanted to go down on me after I did so for her. That stereotype about fat girls being good at it... in this case it was very, very true and was a big shocker after all the sub-par oral I've had in this country. She wanted me to finish that way and I did and then she sat there on the bed with her cheeks bulging like a chipmunk, trying to motion if she wanted me to spit it on me, the bed, the trash, anywhere. I said "I didn't sign up for this, what the hell? Go to the sink," and pointed at it. She did and then drank tea. When we finally had sex, her titties stole the show. After being with all these boney stick girl with flat chests, it was a big change to be inundated with soft body parts and humongous boobs in my face. Even the Miracle Baby and her DDs and model body were no match for this boobage. I couldn't help myself and I motorboated really hard and I started blowing bubbles (re: fart noises) as loudly as I could, to which he slapped me in the face, and that made me want to blow bubbles even more. Eventually I bubbled as many places as I could while she was made a face at me. LOL, I'm going to enjoy myself too, lady. She was ridiculously tight and very passionate and rates in the Top 5 of those I have met. She wears glasses and had them off during the time and would occasionally go cross-eyed trying to focus on me. I had to control my laughter because it looked hilarious. She kept saying all these things to me in Mandarin. My Mandarin speaking sucks, but my understanding/listening is not so bad, so I would laugh or reply. She switched to Cantonese after I laughed that she said she was xihuaning my jib. Afterwards, she saw my vape stick and said she used to be a smoker before and wanted to try it. She hogged it the rest of the night and she was puffing so hard that I thought a fedora would materialize over her head like a divine halo. I asked if she was going back to her hotel but she said she was too tired and was so dangerous outside. She fell asleep and then got annoyed when she woke up at 7am and I didn't feel like waking up so early on my day off. She went back to her hotel. I had a Plunge Man Epiphany while she was sleeping next to me. I don't like this. Even though it's fun, I don't like this kind of stuff anymore. I would rather have one nice cool friend instead of fifty. Right now I have five women that are regularly trying to come over to my house, and juggling all these hair caves is tiring. Tantan has been a great success and I add like 5-10 new people every few days, many of them willing to meet me. This is gross. I am gross. I think I am going to dump all of them and stick with the Mongol, or just be alone until I leave here. Just a few more, I swear. Pon de Bundy posted:Yes this is all good but how was your *looks up further in thread* plunging? experiences in india There's just a lot to do there that makes the whole plunging thing not matter. Boredom in China plus tons of women that constantly want to meet or talk to you makes the magic happen, but even that becomes boring eventually. Last time I was here I was constantly lying just to get a break and watch TV or do my own things at night, and I think it's time I start doing that again. Grand Fromage posted:This is one of the most legitimately disheartening things around here. It's so hard to find anyone local you can have a genuine conversation with. Four years in Korea and I probably have... five Korean friends like that? I've been in China a little over two years and I can only think of one. I do have Chinese friends who I can talk to normally but they were all people I met outside of China. The one I know here lived outside China for quite a while and is from a rather persecuted minority so she really is not a fan of this place. Finding a Chinese person who both likes China and is capable of a normal conversation is the white whale I've been chasing. They are fascinated about the rest of the world and are all stoked to learn a few phrases in any language they come across because you never know if you just might end up there later! The British did a number on them, but it also helped them (especially the educated) to get used to the rest of the world existing and not just some mythical far away thing where nothing makes sense the way Chinese see it. Because there's such a variety of religious thought, philosophies, educational systems and levels, ideas, hobbies, and more, that everything is up for discussion and people are even more willing to discuss it with a foreign person because they know we're more open about stuff in the West. I've had people unload their minds on me and tell me stuff they say they can't tell their families or friends, and we develop friendships based on honesty. I remember I was at my friend's house sitting outside on the porch and we were talking stories, and his mom stuck her head out of window and said "What are you stupid boys talking about?" and he told her to put her headphones on and continue watching TV. It's nice being able to say whatever you want and people will do the same and there's no big deal about it. I'm not going to find this in China, and I've given up wondering if I will ever meet someone as open-minded as they like to say they are. On top of this, fluency (or some usable level) of English allows you to talk to people you might never talk to. I made friends with a guy that worked in the snack shop I went to a couple times a week. After a few weeks, I'd go and order food and stand there for an hour eating slowly while talking to him, letting him help customers in between and ordering more food so his boss didn't get on his case. He made 2000 Rupees a month (like $30 right now), and was married and with a son and his parents lived with them in a small house across the river. If the river surged, he couldn't take the boat across it, so no work and no pay. It was really cool. One day he was gone and I didn't see him again until about seven months later. He said there was a strike at the snack shop (LMAO) and everyone got fired. He worked in a hotel now and liked it better. Last time I was there, I met a friend of a friend who wanted to be a journalist. In many Indian cities, the locals that own houses are very concerned about their neighborhood areas (they call them colonies or societies). In smaller, cleaner cities, many become interested in city-wide image and cleanliness. Anyway, this guy wanted to be a journalist, so he started a Facebook page a few years ago to highlight community problems as well as the good things and local news. He started going around the city taking photos and writing about what he saw and making small updates to the page. Soon it became a hit and got nearly 100k likes, and people were sending in their own stories. He'd highlight a problem, like garbage dumping, and then he'd cover it again when it was cleaned up to show that it was taken care of, so people could be proud that things were accomplished. If there was a cultural thing, like someone trying to show their art gallery, he'd cover it and people would go. Other's joined and they'd do nice stuff like bringing cold drinks to traffic cops or feeding homeless. The point is, people came together just from this Facebook page and they would take control of their city and keep up to date on making it a better place to live. When something bad would happen, the comments on the page would be like "I am so ashamed!" and "How can we fix this?" rather than blaming and finger pointing. I've been following the page for over a year now and it's really awesome to keep up with my favorite city there because of this, and I constantly comment pretending to be an Indian. Anyway, the point is.. Good luck doing something like that in China. Highlighting a problem, even for a local, is a total joke. When people get shamed for pointing out defects or issues, and always expecting someone else to take care of it, I don't see anything could ever be fixed by the local community. It's nobody's problem, while being everyone's problem at the same time. I just don't see how China is going to get better in the future. I'm not trying to be like "China vs. India," but when I sit here thinking of the two and which I would rather be in, India will always win for me. China is cool, but it's not a forever deal and I am glad for that. The Chinese-style of being unable to accept criticism and replying "If you don't like it, THEN LEAVE!" rubs off on Westerners here too, and I see people saying that a lot without realizing how much butthurt face they are gaining by saying it. R/China is a good example. If we can't talk about a place critically, then what? The flybys in this thread that think we're racist don't understand how little you can talk about how retarded many things are in China without being shamed and blamed for it by actual Chinese people.
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Haier posted:snusnu 2 oh yeah, that's the stuff
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Pon de Bundy posted:
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:They're not loving immigrants making a new life in China. If they don't like it why don't they leave? slagging off about the country you live in is a western expats sacred duty
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ladron posted:slagging off about the country you live in is a western expats sacred duty I never did that, but that's probably why my coworkers and friends didn't think I was an insufferable twat.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I never did that, but that's probably why my coworkers and friends didn't think I was an insufferable twat. it must have been nice in opposite land because I am pretty sure a lot of people here think you're a dick
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ladron posted:it must have been nice in opposite land because I am pretty sure a lot of people here think you're a dick 
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I'm a dick to you guys intentionally because you deserve it. I enjoy making you squrim in your safe space by merely pointing out the obvious. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I'm a dick to you guys intentionally because you deserve it. that's the same reason I beat my girlfriend, she has a sister, I can introduce you
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ladron posted:it must have been nice in opposite land because I am pretty sure a lot of people here think you're a dick not liked among the 10 china thread posters, most of whom are failsons who left their home in shame? how is he gonna live?
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Technically you do have to register for each guest staying overnight but you don't really need to. As long as someone is already registered and have the room key card you can just walk past the front desk and dont give a gently caress. If front desks asks for registration just say that you are not sleeping overnight.
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Haier posted:giant I have a friend who's 5'9 and she has always been kinda sour about her size. She's like 5'9 but has a visible ribcage at 170lbs where you can count ribs to put her size in context.
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Khorne posted:How tall was she? I dated a korean girl who was pushing 6 feet, and she always whined that she wanted to be shorter so she could wear high heels.
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Pon de Bundy posted:Yes this is all good but how was your *looks up further in thread* plunging? experiences in india http://i.imgur.com/Kwjz5kj.gifv
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