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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I'm a dick to you guys intentionally because you deserve it. I enjoy making you squrim in your safe space by merely pointing out the obvious. Go away.
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Bum the Sad posted:Go away. Put me on ignore if you're so much of a pussy bitch you can't handle reading words. Either way, stop derailing the thread with your whining
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Put me on ignore if you're so much of a pussy bitch you can't handle reading words. Either way, stop derailing the thread with your whining
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Put me on ignore if you're so much of a pussy bitch you can't handle reading words. Either way, stop derailing the thread with your whining Ahem **clears throat noisily** nice meltdown
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Captain Yossarian posted:Ahem **clears throat noisily** nice meltdown It's some pretty impressive projecting as he's literally describing what he's doing and should do in regards to this thread. The complete lack of self awareness is unreal.
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Haier posted:I motorboated really hard Doin the Lord's work Also, the perfect title for you.
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Khorne posted:How tall was she? 5'9 woman 170 lbs visible rib cage ??? this is the one lie I won't let stand in the China thread
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Haier posted:Afterwards, she saw my vape stick and said she used to be a smoker before and wanted to try it. She hogged it the rest of the night and she was puffing so hard that I thought a fedora would materialize over her head like a divine halo. 10/10
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Pon de Bundy posted:5'9 woman 170 lbs visible rib cage ??? this is the one lie I won't let stand in the China thread that's a fatty
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Just big boned I'm sure.
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nomad2020 posted:Just big boned I'm sure. big ribbed
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5'9 170 would be petite Dainty Quaint in America In china that's probably your mother endlessly shaming you . are Chinese moms big on weight shaming ?
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I'm a dick to you guys intentionally because you deserve it. I enjoy making you squrim in your safe space by merely pointing out the obvious. And I totally agree with you that most people here are loser expats (or sexpacts judging from the last few posts) who thinks they can speak perfect local language because some tests they took, when in fact they are spewing unintelligible garbage.
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The elderly, the mentally ill and now fatties. Haier you really need to up your standards.
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like if you're ugly by American standards you can probably propel your exotic status far but imagine if you're handsome by American standards how far it would go in china And this young man is answering all of the questions we ever had
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nong posted:Who is 'you guys'? dunno how someone comes to that conclusion unless they have absolutely no knowledge of the differences in passing some test vs actually talking to people. There's so many people in English speaking countries who can pass the tests required to study there yet who are exceedingly difficult to understand. Doubtless this is so much loving worse in a tonal language.
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Pon de Bundy posted:5'9 170 would be petite Oh yes for the weight shaming, not only moms though as most Chinese guys (that I've talked to about this) have very lofty ideas of what constitutes an acceptable body shape. One guy told me women should "look almost sickly", and any hint of muscles is a big no-no.
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fish and chips and dip posted:Oh yes for the weight shaming, not only moms though as most Chinese guys (that I've talked to about this) have very lofty ideas of what constitutes an acceptable body shape. One guy told me women should "look almost sickly", and any hint of muscles is a big no-no. so its literally opposite of america idk if that is Good or ironically Good
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Pon de Bundy posted:like Handsome in the US doesn't translate to handsome in another country.
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East Asia handsome dude is more of a Woody Allen type. Or think the androgynous kpop boys.
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Grand Fromage posted:East Asia handsome dude is more of a Woody Allen type. Or think the androgynous kpop boys. I am really good friends with this guy, and he'd be considered handsome pretty much everywhere, I think https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Snoeks
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Grand Fromage posted:East Asia handsome dude is more of a Woody Allen type. Or think the androgynous kpop boys. the crank 2 "big cock english" scene was wrong?!
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my chinese friend showed me some chinese actor/personality who she said was against-the-odds famous "despite his innate ugliness" and she brings up his pics and it's this incredibly good looking guy edit: it was this guy lol https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wang_Baoqiang THE PWNER fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Nov 5, 2016 |
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THE PWNER posted:my chinese friend showed me some chinese actor/personality who she said was against-the-odds famous "despite his innate ugliness" and she brings up his pics and it's this incredibly good looking guy ewww, his skin is so black, like farmer
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nong posted:Who is 'you guys'? <Books China Eastern flight, sits in cramped, tiny seat surrounded by screaming children, people trying to smoke, and other passengers spitting and dropping food in the aisles and other seats for 12 hours, gets hassled at Customs and made to stand in line for an additional 45 minutes. Grabs taxi outside airport which turns out not to be a licensed taxi at all and pays 3X the actual fare, only out of fear that I'll be reported to the police for some trumped up 'fare avoidance' charge. Gets dropped off outside of Plun'Qing building and sprints past uncaring security guards, takes stairs up 5 flights because the elevators aren't working, jumps over sleeping or smoking janitorial and maintenance staff to burst, panting and reeking of 30 hours of travel-sweat, into the thread, taking a deep breath, yelling> Don't sign your posts!
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THE PWNER posted:my chinese friend showed me some chinese actor/personality who she said was against-the-odds famous "despite his innate ugliness" and she brings up his pics and it's this incredibly good looking guy This guy? 
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Facebook Aunt posted:This guy? hes not as hot as I remember but is this really "despite his innate ugliness"
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THE PWNER posted:hes not as hot as I remember but is this really "despite his innate ugliness" That he could succeed at acting without being mistaken for one of the film crew is a testament to his skill and diligence.
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That suit jacket is tripping me out. Is It a shawl collar, wtf is going on there?
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Nucken Futz posted:Blistex, could you elaborate please? I sense a nugget of comedy in your statement. During the Korean war, Mao's son was at some outpost cooking noodles in a shack when they got a warning that an air raid was coming. Orders were than everyone was to take cover in a cave-bunker when an air raid was inbound, but Mao's son pulled rank (by saying "I'm Mao's son, don't tell me what to do) and a South African A-26 napalmed his rear end. From Wikipedia: "on 25 November at around noon, a South African Air Force A-26 bomber dropped four napalm bombs,[6] one of which hit a makeshift house near the cave, killing Mao Anying and another officer who were cooking their lunch in violation of war-time regulations of the Chinese Army." It was believed that Mao was going to enact a Kim-style transition of power to his son when the time came, but obviously that didn't happen. In China they teach kids that Mao's son was trying to retrieve important documents, and died a hero. Chinese people who are relieved that they didn't end up with a family-run totalitarian dictatorship sometimes say, "thank god for noodles and South African bombers".
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Blistex posted:During the Korean war, Mao's son was at some outpost cooking noodles in a shack when they got a warning that an air raid was coming. Orders were than everyone was to take cover in a cave-bunker when an air raid was inbound, but Mao's son pulled rank (by saying "I'm Mao's son, don't tell me what to do) and a South African A-26 napalmed his rear end. lmao, I'm glad that the whole mainlander don't follow rules and line cutting mentality changed history.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:That suit jacket is tripping me out. Is It a shawl collar, wtf is going on there? An elderly Chinese woman walks down the sidewalk, hands clasped firmly behind her back, eyes fixed somewhere on the ground in front of her. Suddenly, in her path: me, the enormous pussy. I stubbornly refuse to yield. The old woman keeps going for a moment, eyes still fixed, no acknowledgement of the obstacle in her path. Then the smell hits her. I stand, angrily, a truly enormous pussy directly in her path. With a cruel, sideways grin I open my festering oyster-mouth. "Neen how?" I intone, moistly. She refuses to acknowledge the interruption to her daily plan. Frustrated, I push my way past her, towering wetly over her bent frame. Shaking her head silently, she continues on her way. I have lost face today.
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Pirate Radar posted:An elderly Chinese woman walks down the sidewalk, hands clasped firmly behind her back, eyes fixed somewhere on the ground in front of her. Suddenly, in her path: me, the enormous pussy. Umm... Ok. What does that have to do with the weird suit?
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THE PWNER posted:my chinese friend showed me some chinese actor/personality who she said was against-the-odds famous "despite his innate ugliness" and she brings up his pics and it's this incredibly good looking guy I GISd this guy and this is what was in the results.  ?
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