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the heebie-gbs posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044 terrifying, no surprise they grew up to kill the joker
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Oct 31, 2016 04:44
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I just ordered a pepperoni lovers, no pepperoni, sub pineapple. oh gently caress b, them triple pineapples gonna squirt good
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Oct 31, 2016 08:20
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Pineapple itself is good, the pineapple you get on pizza is stale, freeze-dried and reheated crap
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Oct 31, 2016 08:43
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Oct 31, 2016 09:13
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super sweet best pal posted:Pineapple itself is good, the pineapple you get on pizza is stale, freeze-dried and reheated crap I feel the same about mushrooms. Yeah mushrooms can be good, but the kind you get on most pizzas is going to be the slimy canned flavorless kind. All pizza toppings are cheap/not fresh to some extent but I find the mushrooms and pineapples most chain places use to be especially offensive. Also olives.
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Oct 31, 2016 10:48
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lol if you eat takeout pizza expecting some fine gourmand dining
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Oct 31, 2016 13:14
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MageMage posted:Hello Goons. That looks so loving disgusting it's not even funny.
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Oct 31, 2016 14:37
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super sweet best pal posted:Pineapple itself is good, the pineapple you get on pizza is stale, freeze-dried and reheated crap The cheap place by my house's pineapple is the opposite- it's too juicy, and the acidic juice can spoil the cheese after a little while. I'm pretty sure it's canned, it's drained/patted but a too-big piece is like a grub exploding as you bite into it. Not ideal.
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Oct 31, 2016 14:43
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my local pizza 'joint' does a real nice 'roni, 'napple, and 'peno 'za, but it's good so it doesn't belong in this thread
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Oct 31, 2016 14:46
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the place i work at does a gyro pizza with a tzatziki sauce base and it looks actually edible, unlike any of the Swedish 'cuisine' posted thus far
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Oct 31, 2016 15:07
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Pizza in a lot of places comes with herbs in satchels. why the gently caress not just put that poo poo on the pziza int he first place god damnit
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Oct 31, 2016 15:19
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THE PWNER posted:Pizza in a lot of places comes with herbs in satchels. why the gently caress not just put that poo poo on the pziza int he first place god damnit It's like the little cup of chili flakes, sometimes you want to spice it up, sometimes you don't! Big ups to any pizzeria still putting a dough ball instead of a lego picnic table in the pizza box to keep the lid from touching the precious pizza
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Oct 31, 2016 15:23
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Mozi posted:my local pizza 'joint' does a real nice 'roni, 'napple, and 'peno 'za, but it's good so it doesn't belong in this thread If there is any justice in this world, you will die young of a slow and incredibly painful death. Sorry, you probably didn't understand. If there is any 'tice in this 'orld, you will die young of a slow and 'bly 'ful 'ath. I'll go vomit now.
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Nov 1, 2016 02:26
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calling pizza 'za' is like the laziest most hatred inducing thing
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Nov 1, 2016 03:04
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cool new Polack jokes posted:calling pizza 'za' is like the laziest most hatred inducing thing Get back to the home, grandpa. It's almost time for Matlock
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Nov 1, 2016 03:21
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Get back to the home, grandpa. It's almost time for Matlock Na
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Nov 1, 2016 03:47
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poo poo, gotta go watch the 'lock.
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Nov 1, 2016 04:49
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:poo poo, gotta go watch the 'lock. Gotta finish the "guac" so I can go watch the "urder she wrote" and a few episodes of "lumbo" while we eat "alsa" and "ips" Good thing I don't need my fingers while I vomit. I wouldn't be able type otherwise.
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Nov 1, 2016 08:25
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I'm taking a huge 'oop after all the 'za last night.
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Nov 1, 2016 14:13
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cool new Polack jokes posted:Swedes posting about Swedish pizza in this, the post the worst pizza ever in this thread thread
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Nov 1, 2016 18:44
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cool new Polack jokes posted:Swedes posting about Swedish pizza in this, the post the worst pizza ever in this thread thread What is yhe equivalent of Polack but for swedes
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Nov 1, 2016 23:32
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A swede walks into a bar. He orders the strongest, most bitter shot available. He is polite but not friendly. He pays a lot of money for it because he is in Sweden, then he gets into his car and is killed by a moose, though he is not drunk. His wife, having prepared preserved fish and potatoes for dinner, disposes of his portion in an ecologically responsible way after being informed of his death. She does not cry, and begins the paperwork removing his name from their accounts. Some Swedish humor for you there.
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Nov 1, 2016 23:48
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pants in my pants posted:A swede walks into a bar. He orders the strongest, most bitter shot available. He is polite but not friendly. He pays a lot of money for it because he is in Sweden, then he gets into his car and is killed by a moose, though he is not drunk. His wife, having prepared preserved fish and potatoes for dinner, disposes of his portion in an ecologically responsible way after being informed of his death. She does not cry, and begins the paperwork removing his name from their accounts. No, not the fish and potatoes, the 'authentic Swedish tacopizza' made on flat bread with jars of salsa and jalapeņos from the local market that are the exact same as the poo poo sold in the US in the 80's before real Mexican food made it in. It's a Friday evening tradition!
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Nov 2, 2016 00:37
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Weird and obtuse if guy said it, funny because girl said it.
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Nov 2, 2016 02:22
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The Swedes gave us malort, and malort is a Chicago tradition. Not a good tradition, but a tradition none the less.
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Nov 2, 2016 04:59
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Solice Kirsk posted:The Swedes gave us malort, and malort is a Chicago tradition. Not a good tradition, but a tradition none the less. when the Swede arrived in America, he found that there was no concoction noxious enough to please his palate, so it fell to him to invent malort. it was ever thus and the cycle continues to this day.
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Nov 2, 2016 05:50
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Mods please change my thread's name to "post the worst swedes ever in this thread: The Return"
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Nov 2, 2016 06:57
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Remember: THE HUSMANSKOST NEVER HAPPENED
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Nov 2, 2016 15:03
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cool new Polack jokes posted:Remember: The Swedish Chef did nothing wrong.
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Nov 2, 2016 20:18
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Mushika posted:If there is any justice in this world, you will die young of a slow and incredibly painful death. thank god there's no justice in this world!
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Nov 2, 2016 20:25
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how me a frog posted:
Just saw this at a Kaufland earlier today. I chickened out but will have to bite the bullet and check it out, I think. E: I was recently really in a mood for a pizza so went to the best rated place I could find nearby. They were shut down for a month for a vacation. The next best place was right next to my hotel and was this small hole in the wall type of place that I didn't even notice before. Took them like half an hour to make me one, with two school girls who ordered later getting their order before me of course, and then when I got it back, it was pretty much the worst pizza I've ever eaten. The crust tasted like cardboard, I don't recall tasting any sauce at all, and toppings didn't feel as a cohesive part of the whole but were just kind of there on top. Next time I'm going to The Hut. mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Nov 2, 2016 |
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Nov 2, 2016 21:55
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mobby_6kl posted:Just saw this at a Kaufland earlier today. I chickened out but will have to bite the bullet and check it out, I think. I was gonna do it but it turns out they stopped stocking this at all REWE group markets... for some reason... mobby_6kl posted:I was recently really in a mood for a pizza so went to the best rated place I could find nearby. They were shut down for a month for a vacation. The next best place was right next to my hotel and was this small hole in the wall type of place that I didn't even notice before. Took them like half an hour to make me one, with two school girls who ordered later getting their order before me of course, and then when I got it back, it was pretty much the worst pizza I've ever eaten. The crust tasted like cardboard, I don't recall tasting any sauce at all, and toppings didn't feel as a cohesive part of the whole but were just kind of there on top. Next time I'm going to The Hut. Berlin? That sounds a lot like a Berlin kind experience.
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Nov 2, 2016 22:36
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thoughts and prayers posted:No, not the fish and potatoes, the 'authentic Swedish tacopizza' made on flat bread with jars of salsa and jalapeņos from the local market that are the exact same as the poo poo sold in the US in the 80's before real Mexican food made it in. It's a Friday evening tradition! you got the recipe wrong
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Nov 2, 2016 22:43
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Corn, beans, and poop pizza:
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Nov 2, 2016 22:55
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actually looks like the contents of a dead hobos trousers. the bowels release and there you go, the perfect 'za. now this thread is back on track.
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Nov 2, 2016 23:05
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how me a frog posted:I was gonna do it but it turns out they stopped stocking this at all REWE group markets... for some reason... Nope, Schwetzingen. Should've known better in a small town but there's a pretty good Indian and Mexican places so that was bummer. And anyway, I did it! It's the Salami type though:      You know what, it's not horrible. You have to accept that it's more just a sandwich than either pizza or burger, but in that capacity it's perfectly serviceable. The topping is just regular cheese and pepperoni, while the bun feels neither like pizza crust or burger bun, as it's a bit tougher probably due to baking for 15 minutes, but it's ok. So overall this wouldn't be my first choice for frozen pizza but I'd still take it over the previous experience, at least it's cheap.
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Nov 6, 2016 15:47
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cool new Polack jokes posted:calling pizza 'za' is like the laziest most hatred inducing thing Better than Pizza Pie.
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Nov 6, 2016 16:13
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ditty bout my clitty posted:Better than Pizza Pie. Nah.
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Nov 6, 2016 16:25
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Pizza pie exemplifies the american way of compartmentalizing any foreign idea into something understandable for the average retarded american.
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Nov 6, 2016 16:26
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