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| Exploding Cell Phones |
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22 | 9.28% |
| Exploding Washing Machines |
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23 | 9.70% |
| Clinton |
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10 | 4.22% |
| Trump 👊 |
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21 | 8.86% |
| Stein |
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14 | 5.91% |
| Johnson |
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7 | 2.95% |
| Cucky Pizzone |
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20 | 8.44% |
| Cuckie Pizzone |
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17 | 7.17% |
| Cucky P'Zone |
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25 | 10.55% |
| Cuckie P'Zone |
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16 | 6.75% |
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29 | 12.24% | |
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33 | 13.92% | |
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Nov 6, 2016 09:13
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According to this article Samsung washing machines have already caused a person a broken jaw lol It's one thing to recall a phone, but imagine recalling 250 pound appliances 
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Nov 6, 2016 09:16
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Id tell them to make things that didnt explode
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Nov 6, 2016 09:47
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Isaac posted:Id tell them to make things that didnt explode You're hired. 22k per year, 2 vacation days + 1 personal holiday, and dental benefits that include bi-annual cleanings. Can you start Monday?
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Nov 6, 2016 09:51
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do u know jenny posted:You're hired. 22k per year, 2 vacation days + 1 personal holiday, and dental benefits that include bi-annual cleanings. Can you start Monday? Im more of an ideas man
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Nov 6, 2016 10:03
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If I get one can I die?
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Nov 6, 2016 10:18
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i dont like cookie i dont like pzone i work samsung qa i am never allowed home
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Nov 6, 2016 10:20
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I could design you a robot that just stamps 'GOOD' on everything. Will that do?
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Nov 6, 2016 10:33
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Forward Toward posted:I could design you a robot that just stamps 'GOOD' on everything. Will that do? That's what we've been doing.
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Nov 6, 2016 10:39
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Id tell em the bags of chips got too much drat air in them
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Nov 6, 2016 10:40
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rio posted:If I get one can I die? No you may not.
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Nov 6, 2016 10:55
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Okay guys, no more horsing around. Let's get at least half the screws in these things. Nothing gets shipped anymore until it's been extinguished, that's a hard-and-fast rule now. From here out, every product we sell is also labeled as a toaster, that's how you control expectations. Now, someone get to digging under the X on this circuit treasure map, there's gold in there and I want to find it.
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Nov 6, 2016 11:33
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do u know jenny posted:You're hired. 22k per year, 2 vacation days + 1 personal holiday, and dental benefits that include bi-annual cleanings. Can you start Monday? does that mean two cleanings a year or a cleaning every two years
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Nov 6, 2016 11:51
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Ein cooler Typ posted:does that mean two cleanings a year or a cleaning every two years Yes.
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Nov 6, 2016 11:55
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Samsung used to be a really great brand.
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Nov 6, 2016 11:56
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Well I guess they transferred the phone guy to the waashing machine division so where does he go now?
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Nov 6, 2016 12:00
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how did a washing machine break someone's jaw? yeha i didnt read the article because its the ops job to post the important details. tia
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Nov 6, 2016 13:20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhKKJ4UQ3_A
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Nov 6, 2016 13:24
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Zorodius posted:Okay guys, no more horsing around. Let's get at least half the screws in these things. Nothing gets shipped anymore until it's been extinguished, that's a hard-and-fast rule now. From here out, every product we sell is also labeled as a toaster, that's how you control expectations.
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Nov 6, 2016 13:49
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Poll without goku options means my phone explodes in rage.
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Nov 6, 2016 15:50
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they're so surprised that a grenade inside a thing blew up the thing
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Nov 6, 2016 15:55
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Three-Phase posted:Samsung used to be a really great brand. Their decline has been unusually rapid.
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Nov 6, 2016 16:29
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Nobody ever got their jaw broken by buying lovely GE products. Well, they probably did. Nevermind.
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Nov 6, 2016 17:02
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Can you imagine the ER visit the broken jaw woman went through No honest it wasn't my husband it was the washing machine!!!!!
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Nov 6, 2016 17:09
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I just bought a 65" 4K Samsung TV. If I quit posting it's not because I emigrated elsewhere, I was killed by my TV.
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Nov 6, 2016 17:09
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My 10 year old Samsung TV has a stuck pixel. How long before it jumps off it's mount and kills me? 
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Nov 6, 2016 17:11
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i played a video game on a samsung monitor and i lost at the game
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Nov 6, 2016 17:17
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wheres one of these songs sam sung?
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Nov 6, 2016 17:25
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sam sang the "head on fire" ringtone
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Nov 6, 2016 17:30
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I can't take my Samsung washer on airplanes now?! What the gently caress Korea?
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Nov 6, 2016 17:31
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I saved a crazy guy from killing himself yesterday. He was standing on the sidewalk talking to himself with a Samsung phone pressed to the side of his head. Luckily I was able to tackle him to the ground in time. I'd go into more details but I have to be in court in thirty minutes. Bye.
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Nov 6, 2016 17:59
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south korea causing more american injuries than north korea now RIP
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Nov 6, 2016 18:17
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Frisky posted:how did a washing machine break someone's jaw? yeha i didnt read the article because its the ops job to post the important details. tia It asked him for the time and then when he looked down at his watch it sucker punched him. Bit of a dick move but the guy was twice as tall as the washing machine, whaddya gonna do?
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Nov 6, 2016 23:07
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I bet it's corporate saboteurs like in my cyberpunk stories.
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Nov 7, 2016 00:36
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Maybe the guy accidentally aimed a fan at the washing machine?
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Nov 7, 2016 00:37
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Isaac posted:Id tell em the bags of chips got too much drat air in them Chips actually have nitrogen in the bag, not air.
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Nov 7, 2016 01:14
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Frisky posted:how did a washing machine break someone's jaw? yeha i didnt read the article because its the ops job to post the important details. tia Maybe he forgot to take it out of his pants pocket. So what?
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Nov 7, 2016 01:16
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Thank god I only buy fake Samsung products on ebay and alibaba.
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Nov 7, 2016 01:42
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My hate of their poo poo phones is justified even more now
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Nov 7, 2016 01:46
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Isaac posted:Id tell em the bags of chips got too much drat air in them Get em, tiger
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