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Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


Podesta is going to kill himself during a psychotic break?

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GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
I'm a little sad Scott Walker hasn't responded to my tweet asking why he doesn't jog outside on a beautiful day in his beautiful neighborhood.


I'm gonna go jog past his house. If I see him doing yard work I'll ask him.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Turdfuzz posted:

thx diebold

:hf:

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

I'm a little sad Scott Walker hasn't responded to my tweet asking why he doesn't jog outside on a beautiful day in his beautiful neighborhood.


I'm gonna go jog past his house. If I see him doing yard work I'll ask him.

bring a ham sandwich, hold it up in front of him, and as he goes for it jog backwards

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Agronox posted:

it's not? he's really the seventh sack of poo poo to bear that name?

someone yesterday posted bill mitchell's tweet that indeed he was a 7th generation billy. kind of surprising if you ask me

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
I got blocked by Corey Lewandowski on twitter and this stupid campaign is almost done hallelujah hallelujah

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Next-Gen posted:

what the hell is the gop going to do if florida shifts solid blue

DIE

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Republicans confirming Garland is going to drive the base mental.

The Republicans really are in a no win situation here.

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Agean90 posted:

lol like the dems havent written off the south east for the past 3 decade

:confused:

Yes? The two states that split their EVs are Nebraska and Maine. If the south split their EVs they'd receive more attention from Dem presidential candidates as well

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Turdfuzz posted:

thx diebold

woah nice sig turdfuzz

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
The media narrative right now is pretty funny. "What if Trump wins Michigan?" "What if Trump wins Pennsylvania?"

Everyone knows that he's going to need some kind of massive upset to win the election at this point

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Al! posted:

woah nice sig turdfuzz

yea dude thx its got ice cream n money n some dope rear end glasses

MadJackal posted:

You roleplay online as an idiot. (I invite everyone to look at your post history.)

You could be anyone here, and you chose to say dumb things on purpose. Because of laughs?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




DaveWoo posted:

The media narrative right now is pretty funny. "What if Trump wins Michigan?" "What if Trump wins Pennsylvania?"

Everyone knows that he's going to need some kind of massive upset to win the election at this point

what if trump wins illinois

what if trump wins canada

what if trump wins the moon

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007


this thread needs a Secret Satanist gang tag tia

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.


cash rules everything around me
ice cream

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
What if Trump legally changes his name to Hillary Clinton? Can he claim all of her votes for himself?

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Squizzle posted:

what if trump wins the moon

:newt:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Michigan and Florida will drop winner take all after this election 100%.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Turdfuzz posted:

i boil my serum 10x A loving DAY n I BOIL THAT poo poo HARD N I SPRAY ON EVERYTHING
ALPHA

Inglonias
Mar 7, 2013

I WILL PUT THIS FLAG ON FREAKING EVERYTHING BECAUSE IT IS SYMBOLIC AS HELL SOMEHOW

Squizzle posted:

what if trump wins illinois

what if trump wins canada

what if trump wins the moon

If only he had chosen Newt for VP he could have won the moon...

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




what if our eyes arent real

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

DaveWoo posted:

The media narrative right now is pretty funny. "What if Trump wins Michigan?" "What if Trump wins Pennsylvania?"

Everyone knows that he's going to need some kind of massive upset to win the election at this point

They gotta hype up the main event to get those sweet sweet ratings.

They all know it's going to be a Obama/Romney looking map in the end.

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


Bar Crow posted:

What if Trump legally changes his name to Hillary Clinton? Can he claim all of her votes for himself?

the one WEIRD TRICK the ESTABLISHMENT doesn't want outsiders to know!

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Two people that I wish were alive for this election to get their thoughts:

Christopher Hitchens
Patrice O'Neal

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
What if trump is the hidden Imam Muhammad al-Mahdi inshallah

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Andrea Mitchell on MSNBC: "Clinton could be surprised by Michigan on Tuesday. Are there cracks in her lead there? Bernie beat her in the primary."

The best part of this hope is this happened BECAUSE OF UNEXPECTED YOUTH TURNOUT that the primary polls missed because they were landline only.

If Clinton is worried about MI it's entirely down to how insanely unreliable our polls can be. If there's a polling miss like the primary, it won't be in Donald's favor.

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

Montasque posted:

Republicans confirming Garland is going to drive the base mental.

The Republicans really are in a no win situation here.

There's already gonna be blood over the #nevertrump guys. Confirming Garland would just mean all out civil war in the party.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
kellyanne conway on tv, looks like she wants to die

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Squizzle posted:

what if our eyes arent real

then how does hannity stare lovingly into trumps eyes?

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Al! posted:

kellyanne conway on tv, looks like she wants to die

hell, same

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Bar Crow posted:

What if Trump legally changes his name to Hillary Clinton? Can he claim all of her votes for himself?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/swin24/status/795315264338464768

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Bar Crow posted:

What if Trump legally changes his name to Hillary Clinton? Can he claim all of her votes for himself?

brb becoming prez

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003


lol

also a question about balancing 'vote taken from election day' with 'person who wouldnt have voted otherwise' aspects of the early vote was asked, not really answered

edit: it was addressed plenty in the subsequent days tbh w/e

schnorkles and others have mentioned it before, cannabilizing your election day vote is a phrase that was used

i think basically there are no hard and fast rules, but if you can cite a % of people voting who have not voted in past elections, like they can do in florida, you can make the case for one or the other. in our hellscape of an election, it seems like people are looking at florida have-they-voted-before numbers and saying we're seeing more of the 'larger overall turnout' thing and less of the 'turnout just shifts to early voting' thing

its my personal guess that on average the secular increase in the importance of early voting does cannibalize voters from election day long term, but that the magnitude of increased turnout this election is swamping it. that's straight out my rear end tho

oystertoadfish fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Nov 7, 2016

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




what if every voter in rhode island sacrifices their individual identity and combines their biomass to form an enormous flying shark w razor teeth and abrasive skin and the shark flies from polling place to polling place thru out new england from now until the 9th

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Al! posted:

kellyanne conway on tv, looks like she wants to die

reap what ye sow

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

now that is the kind of purestrain persuasion you can only find on movie posters trump's got this one in the bag now

Montasque posted:

Republicans confirming Garland is going to drive the base mental.

The Republicans really are in a no win situation here.

they'll probably compromise on garland if they get to rip the still-beating heart out of paul ryan's chest

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




how could that affect hillarys math

and the senate races

Pacra
Aug 5, 2004



:bernin:

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Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

https://twitter.com/YouGovUS/status/795279468168413186

https://twitter.com/williamjordann/status/795279825799933955

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