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SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


I have Wednesday off because you can't get paid if everyone is dead.

In SW PA things are feeling pretty good, unless you only sample loud old white drunks at the local bar.

SLOSifl fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Nov 6, 2016

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i heard there was an election on tuesday

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Turdfuzz posted:

i heard there was an election on tuesday

Nope it's the 28th

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/795336350874697728

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

do members of indian nations vote in state and presidential elections? i know the numbers are too small to be important.

i mean, are they eligible?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Turdfuzz posted:

i heard there was an election on tuesday

hear this - fart

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Turdfuzz posted:

i heard there was an election on tuesday

I will vote to elect weed King of MA.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Epic High Five posted:

Nope it's the 28th

actually obama canceled it because he didnt want to crowd the Cubs win

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Trump's married men are going to get cucked in the voting booth

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Turdfuzz posted:

i heard there was an election on tuesday

yeah but you can vote over the phone now

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.


Wasn't Romney in a better position in the polls going into 2012.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

Tainen posted:

How can a man who travels with 7 harmonicas be described as boring?

https://twitter.com/riotwomennn/status/792505165207056384

Kaine does this while Pence goes to some diner where Trump signed a big hot dog.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




rubio or kasich could be remotely likable to the undecided/moderate voter. trump is not

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

if early exit polls are anything but extremely white i think the data people at the news organizations will basically have the election called by noon est, but they'll probably wait until east coast polls close at the very least

i think day-of voting will be whiter than all this, the only way for something surprising to happen would be if it isnt. and of course it'll be interesting to break down the demographics and try to decide how much of it was expanding early vote and how much of it was the gop nominating a human projector

Bunleigh posted:

anyone know where I can find a map like that NYT map by state online? I want to see where the red people are in RI but the best I can find is by county, which is useless because there's only 5 counties and they all went blue. I think I live in a red-rear end neighborhood just judging books by their covers but who knows.

oystertoadfish posted:

you could try dave's redistricting app - you can look at precinct-level results from recent elections in every state, and even draw districts if you want!!!!!!!
http://gardow.com/davebradlee/redistricting/davesredistricting2.0.aspx
the fun is endless
requoting myself since i said this 180 degrees off from our current clock position and i would like to maximize the chances that my suggestion is seen :sun:

uncurable mlady posted:

when they get shook, we get high

Lamprey Cannon posted:

This is a dude who works within spitting distance of a fantastic Indian restaurant, a Morrocan place, an Asian fusion place, and Cooper's Tavern (some of the best poutine in the city), and chooses to eat a ham sandwich for lunch.
do the godless liberals not have the cpaitol building under siege

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Turdfuzz posted:

i heard there was an election on tuesday

maybe, i early voted

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

TotalHell posted:

"It'll turn this whole country blue!!" -Nate Colloidal Silver

:eyepop:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


Boner Pill Connoisseur
Apr 23, 2002

I took the blue pill.


no poo poo Nate, we wouldn't be as certain of alienated hispanics and white women not answering polls you shook bitch

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
I just filled out my absentee ballot, and based on my exit polls, Trump lost.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Night10194 posted:

Wasn't Romney in a better position in the polls going into 2012.

A lot better

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

BeOSPOS posted:

yeah but you can vote over the phone now

You can go into the bathroom, close your eyes, and spin around saying the name of the candidate you prefer 3 times. It will count.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

is there good kbbq on k street

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


TotalHell posted:

I'm Witcher

*extremely Geralt voice* hmm...yeah

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007


nate is seeming a tad . . . defensive

gosh i sure hope nobody trolls his twitter feed

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Al! posted:

hear this - fart

lol u call that a fart????

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

TotalHell posted:

*extremely Geralt voice* hmm...yeah

Cirilla 2016

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Night10194 posted:

Wasn't Romney in a better position in the polls going into 2012.

the election looked tie nationally with an obama firewall holding in Ohio basically

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Turdfuzz posted:

lol u call that a fart????

turn on your monitor

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Romney had a large hodgepodge of military people/generals backing him. Trump has Ted Nugent and like 60 latrine officers.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Epic High Five posted:

Probably nothing, Russia just has a clear game plan they follow with misinformation and they like to dump a bunch of totally fake info a day or so in advance when it will have time to be seen but no time to be disproven

I don't think that's all they're worried about, maybe I'm wrong but that tweet seems like they're tiptoeing carefully.

I think they're worried someone will manufacture smoking gun emails regarding SPIRITCOOKING or Comet Pizza or any of the other poo poo from pol and release them Monday night/election day

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
I'm not sure which Trump surrogate I'm looking forward to melting down the most. Probably Giuliani.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Lol

smoke sumthin bitch
Dec 14, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
trump is actually leading 538 is rigged

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
and there it is

https://twitter.com/KellyannePolls/status/795337196974837760

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003


ed balls

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/795336247778701312

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



oystertoadfish posted:

if early exit polls are anything but extremely white i think the data people at the news organizations will basically have the election called by noon est, but they'll probably wait until east coast polls close at the very least

i think day-of voting will be whiter than all this, the only way for something surprising to happen would be if it isnt. and of course it'll be interesting to break down the demographics and try to decide how much of it was expanding early vote and how much of it was the gop nominating a human projector

i still think it gets called by 2-3 of the major networks at 8pm est. probably nbc and cbs.

i also think that the white vote could be even worse if the trump voters don't turn out because they know he's hosed.

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

:perfect:

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boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears


#ImWIthBalls

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