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loquacius posted:Hockey Goon Years ago I read a book that talked about how there's an entire subset of men who are sexually attracted to other men but have no desire to be in relationships or are even repulsed by their own homosexual desires. I can't remember what it was called but I found a HuffPo article about the same sort of phenomena. So don't stress too much about having experimented with and enjoyed male sexual partners but if the self-loathing / urge to punch dudes in the face after they blow you persists maybe see a therapist?
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 11:33 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 00:10 |
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As long as everyone is cool with it it's fine of you feel up your girlfriend in your sleep.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 11:55 |
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new phone who dis posted:As long as everyone is cool with it it's fine of you feel up your girlfriend in your sleep. I get that guys concern. I have a similar problem, but mine is if someone walks into my room when I'm sleeping or is there when I wake up, but wasn't when I fell asleep, I attack them. I've stopped myself before hurting someone every time so far, but I know there's gonna be that one time I punch a girlfriend in the head and then I'm gonna be "that guy."
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 13:41 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I get that guys concern.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 13:44 |
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Can't. They'll just tell me there's something wrong with me.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 14:17 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Can't. They'll just tell me there's something wrong with me. That's not how therapy works friendo
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 14:36 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Can't. They'll just tell me there's something wrong with me. "Sir, after analyzing the details of your case, we've determined that there is, in fact, something wrong with you. Here is a plaque commemorating this event. Please pay the admin on your way out."
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 15:14 |
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Yeah, I know thats not how it works, but its not a problem that comes up very often and its not something I actively worry about. Hasn't happened in years honestly. I'm just saying I get why that guy is nervous because its something that happens when he's not in control of himself. I'd empathize the same way with someone that turns into a werewolf, for instance.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 15:24 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yeah, I know thats not how it works, but its not a problem that comes up very often and its not something I actively worry about. Hasn't happened in years honestly. I'm just saying I get why that guy is nervous because its something that happens when he's not in control of himself. I'd empathize the same way with someone that turns into a werewolf, for instance. I got the PTSD and my startle reflex has gotten me in trouble. It's hard being a werewolf.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 15:29 |
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Handcuff yourself when you sleep then
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 16:24 |
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Sjs00 posted:Handcuff yourself when you sleep then Its not fun unless you're awake
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 17:08 |
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loquacious is n/a for a few days and asked me to fill in for him, here are the next two confessions:quote:I'm not sure if you're still checking this and posting, but just in case, here's mine. For background, I'm a 32 year old guy with a decent career, but I have no friends and have never had sex or even been on a date or kissed anyone in my life. I don't want to say exactly when this happened in the unlikely event that an internet detective wants to find who I am, but not too long ago I attended a work related conference in Thailand. For weeks I researched and fantasized about getting a prostitute there and finally losing my virginity. Even more pathetically, I had plans to ask her to come back with me and marry me in exchange for a greencard if we got along well enough. I had about 20,000 dollars in savings I was willing to part with in case she had a pimp or something I'd have to buy her from, plus travel costs. quote:Sleep molesting guy here again. To clarify, apparently whenever I "molest" my gf I grope and dry hump her for a while, then I just abruptly stop after a while and fall right back to sleep. It's really weird
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 18:14 |
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cyberia posted:Years ago I read a book that talked about how there's an entire subset of men who are sexually attracted to other men but have no desire to be in relationships or are even repulsed by their own homosexual desires. I can't remember what it was called but I found a HuffPo article about the same sort of phenomena.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 18:49 |
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Obese Thailand goon: that's a great personal anecdote to tell when you're drunk (obviously use judgement about what kind of people to tell). The bits about getting your hopes up and being embarrassed are, IMO, the kind of things that makes stories like that funny. I wouldn't mention the sad/crying part though cos that's not really funny. I know you weren't really asking for advice but here's some anyway. You seem really hard on yourself about your social/romantic experience, and you shouldn't be. It probably sounds like Oprah type garbage but I really think you have to forgive yourself for failing to achieve the social/romantic life you want before you can enjoy taking the steps to change it.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 19:49 |
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Hey sleep dude, my gf randomly yells, punches things (including my solar plexus once), and occasionally gropes me in her sleep. After a second of confusion waking up to that, I always think it's hilarious. Then I get to yank her chain about it the next day. Don't be so hard on yourself.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 22:43 |
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Don't get married, boys and girls!quote:Sorry this is a rant and a confession together. quote:Will try to keep this short and to the point. Five years ago and two years into our marriage my wife told me during a fight that I was bad in bed and that she's had "so much better." She's said a bunch of other terrible poo poo about our sex life but I don't remember the details. At first I wrote it off as her slinging poo poo because she was mad at me for going out and drinking with some old friends. But after a few months what she said started to eat away at me because when we started dating she claimed she had only been with 3 other guys.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 06:25 |
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Hahaha that last idiot's gonna lose all his money on bitcoin then his kids then his dignity.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 06:38 |
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His dignity is gone already haha.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 07:32 |
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He doesn't need that bitch he's got a Bitcoin Nanny to raise his kids!
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 08:54 |
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As far as abducting your kids and fleeing the country goes, using BitCoin as a laundering/stashing tool isn't the worst idea. It's international, doesn't follow any federal regulations, and is near untraceable once cashed out. There's a reason drug/arms dealers use it.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 09:29 |
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quote:Follow up from Jock Itch Goon: quote:So one day when my son is five, there is this huge storm hyped up on the news and it was all the children at school were talking about. My son was in kindergarten and he's very sensitive, so he came home a few days before this huge storm is supposed to hit and he had an absolute meltdown about it. Crying, screaming, had to be held and coddled, and no amount of reasoning would assure him that we would be all right, that this storm wasn't a mile-wide tornado like he'd seen on tv or whatever. We do live in a heavily wooded area, though, and the power was almost certain to go out. I didn't have anything stocked up and was annoyed with myself for putting it off, because now I had this hysterical child in my arms and no non-perishables in the house and we needed to go to the store in the next few hours because the storm was supposed to start that night. I tried to tell him that we needed to get supplies so we could be prepared for the power to go out, but that upset him even more. He thought we were going to get sucked up by a tornado and blown to bits.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 16:55 |
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Eh, its all good https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie-to-children?wprov=sfla1 I realise that's not quite what lie-to-children is getting at
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 17:01 |
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you did nothing wrong witch lady, be sure to tell the story to everyone on your son's wedding day
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 17:31 |
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witch lady, can you do a ceremony that will make ladies want to sex me a lot? Send me your paypal via PM and if it works I'll pay you TIA.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 17:48 |
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Teaching your child that knives solve problems is a slippery slope. Look at the UK! It's like knife crime island over the!
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 18:01 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Teaching your child that knives solve problems is a slippery slope. Look at the UK! It's like knife crime island over the! its more personal than using guns imo
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 18:36 |
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You want a knife in me! See what's going on in there!
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 18:57 |
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quote:I'm a 20 year old goon with a degree in "MARKETING AND MANAGEMENT" and I loving regret it so much. It's a poo poo defree, I can't get a job because I don't have any job experience and my old asian parents won't let me get a low income job because I would throw their face or some bullshit. quote:I'm the tranny that confessed a long while ago about being massively turned on by and kind obsessed with he idea of a gangbang since reading that weird thread about some goon going to one.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 20:31 |
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How much organizing does a gangbang need? Are they going to hand out condoms and lube? Make sure the line keeps moving? I'm confused.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 03:38 |
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Tell them one of the rules is not to touch your dick. Stop everything immediately if one of them does and make sure your friends can handle stopping things if they need to.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 03:44 |
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wear one of those underwear where they cover your dick but keep your rear end open for action? also what goon gangbang thread? I feel like I read it before
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 04:05 |
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3786131 there is a reason it's in the goldmine, it's extremely pro-click
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 04:09 |
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Running away to Eastern Europe goon: How is this a good idea? What made you so angry? Did her vag suddenly become loose after you read those emails from before you were dating? I get being upset that she's afraid to tell you. (Though apparently she was right to be, since you're shallow.) But she's not the one who's changed. Don't be a jackass. Or is the real problem that you want to gently caress a bunch of European babysitters? Speleothing fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Nov 8, 2016 |
# ? Nov 8, 2016 13:29 |
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That guy seemed mostly mad that his wife wouldn't do freaky poo poo for him that she used to do for money, totally worth abducting the children to another country over
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:27 |
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Yo can I get some election day confessions. Don't have to be about the election of course
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:38 |
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Only got one in the queue, H.H was an efficient weekend poster. (Thanks, H.H!)quote:I'm a troon. While I think the autogynephilia theory is bullshit, I confess that I always feel a little thrill when I buy women's underwear. But that's not reason I buy it: I do because it's the only kind of underwear that can hold my massive dong in place I don't get it but I fully admit that fitting dongs into women's underwear is not my area of expertise
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:47 |
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loquacius posted:Only got one in the queue, H.H was an efficient weekend poster. (Thanks, H.H!) Its mine
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:49 |
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H.H posted:Witch mom That's awesome We made Monster Spray (water in a spray bottle) when my son was 3 or 4; he would occasionally spray a little under his bed and at the window and closet when he was scared. Monsters never got him and he slept great!
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:00 |
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Monster Spray is an awesome idea. I'm gonna package it and sell it at Toys R Us. "Isn't your child's ease of mind worth $6.99?" edit: Actually, I'm fully licensed, registered, and insured...I could start a monster protection insurance company. Be the same thing really. Solice Kirsk fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Nov 8, 2016 |
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