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Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:06

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# ? May 29, 2024 19:25

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

Welcome back Eonwe. Please prove you are really Eonwe.

im glad of it

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:07

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

Please add Dr Plump to the roll call of the fallen. We should honour our enemies to prove what distinguishes us from them.

what happened to them anyway?

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:07

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Three Olives posted:

Part of me irrationally believed that even Sean Hannity was not as dumb as Bill Mitchell. How do these people take a shower without drowning?

Hannity is a millionaire, he can afford a servant.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:06

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Venom Snake posted:

Not pictured: me immediately firing him and replacing him with Huma

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:07

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

ed balls and the sacks of thinning

the next hot jk rowling novel

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:07

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Also did anybody mention the story from earlier today about how Trump's NH campaign offices' cell phones stopped working, presumably because he is many months overdue on payment?

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:07

thethreeman: May 10, 2008; Fallen Rib

https://twitter.com/steveschale/status/795426053703561221
jax is supposed to be trump land :eyepop:

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:08

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

352 evs is not enough imo

trump needs to be sub-100 to send a loving message

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:07

platzapS: Aug 4, 2007

Jazerus posted:

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:07

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

a fleshy snood posted:

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# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:07

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

Cubey posted:

scott walker really is the loving worst in every possible way huh

By you posting this, Walker just magically gained two more die hard supporters.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:07

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

thethreeman posted:

https://twitter.com/steveschale/status/795426053703561221
jax is supposed to be trump land

suck it gop

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:08

ATP_Power: Jun 12, 2010; This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.

Can I get a link to the corncob Twitter list? Need to get my dvcks in order for election day.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:09

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

a helpful bear posted:

what happened to them anyway?

Dunno. Got probated a lot and left. :shrug:

Not really sure as I had him/her on ignore.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:08

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Lastgirl posted:

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:09

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/795403577271455744

I'm so glad this is what they're upset about.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:09

DEEP STATE PLOT: Aug 13, 2008; Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!

Philthy posted:

By you posting this, Walker just magically gained two more die hard supporters.

am i reallyt that bad of a poster :smith:

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:10

Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

Shifty Pony posted:

I dunno about the gerrymandering case being the best one. Texas straight up used the argument that they weren't disenfranchising people based on race but instead were specifically designing districts to hurt the other party because of course that's just what you do. The problem is that is also unconstitutional, it is just impossible to prove unless the opponent is stupid enough to use it as part of their legal arguments.

also they'd have to overturn shaw and hunt to unfuck racial gerrymandering in nc

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:10

Tom Guycot: Oct 15, 2008; Chief of Governors

kellyanne looks dead on cnn. her eyes can't even open the same amount.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:09

Sarmhan: Nov 1, 2011

FLorida is going to turn blue.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:10

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

jfc oyster this is some dark poo poo

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:12

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Your rear end is grass

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:11

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Philthy posted:

By you posting this, Walker just magically gained two more die hard supporters.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:13

thethreeman: May 10, 2008; Fallen Rib

Ein Sexmonster posted:

FLorida is going to turn blue.

yeah now we can just hope republicans get discouraged by comey and don't show on tuesday and rubio goes down

also, cnn: nice
https://twitter.com/ATTENTION_CNN/status/795433134393266176

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:13

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

Ein Sexmonster posted:

FLorida is going to turn blue.

if by turn blue you mean sink into the ocean, :cool:

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:13

GAYS FOR DAYS: Dec 22, 2005; by exmarx

Philthy posted:

In Wisconsin the Republicans let MillerCoors write some new limit laws on smaller breweries. They all loving hate Republicans with a passion now. They can't open more than four restaurants, and a whole bunch of other small business job hating bullshit.

Didn't that get nixed because a lot of breweries including New Glarus said if you pass this we're leaving the state?

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:14

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Tom Guycot posted:

kellyanne looks dead on cnn. her eyes can't even open the same amount.

The fact that the FBI announcement seems to have loving hammered Conway is what makes me hope it will undo some of the damage the original one did.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:14

Semisponge: Mar 9, 2006; I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS

I'm doing some homework and my textbook just said that in China they use the same word for homosexuals and really high ranking Communist Party members. The word is "comrade", translated from Russian. :crossarms:

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:14

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

thethreeman posted:

https://twitter.com/steveschale/status/795426053703561221
jax is supposed to be trump land

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:15

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Ein Sexmonster posted:

FLorida is going to turn blue.

latinos built a wall to keep Trump out of the White House.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:15

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

I turned myself into a bee like my friend Bill Mitchell and now it's really hard to push down the keys

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:15

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

It's coming up in the journo feed so I've got to wonder - why exactly was the Capone's vault thing such a career destroyer for Geraldo? He couldn't control what was or wasn't in there.

My only fault in his actions was that he didn't open it before the reveal to make sure there was good stuff inside, and if not maybe toss some in there. That's what I would've done

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:15

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

definitely an email from a winning campaign

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/795430036392316928

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:15

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

lol msm been hammering kellyanne all day on tax returns

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:15

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

Semisponge posted:

I'm doing some homework and my textbook just said that in China they use the same word for homosexuals and really high ranking Communist Party members. The word is "comrade", translated from Russian.

that sounds like a crazy textbook

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:16

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Night10194 posted:

I'm guessing it's more that MI had a big polling miss in the primary and he desperately needs one of the firewall states, so the best place for a hail mary is my homeland.

This plus the out of context Michael Moore speech activates the white male tear ducts, which are usually only susceptible to anime and Gilmore Girls

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:15

Tom Guycot: Oct 15, 2008; Chief of Governors

thethreeman posted:

yeah now we can just hope republicans get discouraged by comey and don't show on tuesday and rubio goes down

also, cnn: nice
https://twitter.com/ATTENTION_CNN/status/795433134393266176

poor human talking point.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:15

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

zen death robot posted:

Kellyanne Conway is the most infuriating person alive

donald trump is still alive

politifact rates this statement: false

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:17

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

zen death robot posted:

Kellyanne Conway is the most infuriating person alive

she's real bad, op

ed balls

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:17

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