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Lizard Combatant: Sep 29, 2010; I have some notes.

Say Nothing posted:

They were obviously going for sunglasses but it just looks like Spud from trainspotting.

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ladron: Sep 15, 2007; eso es lo que es

Lizard Combatant posted:

Spud from trainspotting.

amazing

# ? Oct 31, 2016 05:56

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

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sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

hips don't lie, hands aren't seen

# ? Nov 2, 2016 03:11

treiz01: Jan 2, 2008; There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

Say Nothing posted:

Is the "artist" 6?

# ? Nov 2, 2016 04:20

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

treiz01 posted:

Is the "artist" 6?

I'd guess closer to early teens, with a sizable DeviantArt portfolio skewed toward anime fan art (likely InuYasha, imo :pseudo:

)

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Living Image: Apr 24, 2010; HORSE'S ASS

Apparently thalidomide Jasmine here 'turned out so good!' I'm not convinced.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 12:05

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

Corrode posted:

Apparently thalidomide Jasmine here 'turned out so good!' I'm not convinced.

Thalidomide makes arms really short. If anything Jasmine got too much of the antidote.

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sleppy: Dec 25, 2008

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Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Well they are Division and League champs. Still stupid though.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 17:26

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Febreeze posted:

https://twitter.com/DrawPlayDave/status/794039316318015490

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goodness: Jan 3, 2012; When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

What happened to its face

# ? Nov 4, 2016 20:28

Hardcordion: Feb 5, 2008; BARK BARK BARK

goodness posted:

What happened to its face

# ? Nov 4, 2016 20:33

RickVoid: Oct 21, 2010

Hardcordion posted:

My first thought, yes.

# ? Nov 4, 2016 20:35

ZombieJesus: Feb 26, 2005; He died for your sins, he rose for your BRAINS

goodness posted:

What happened to its face

ZombieJesus has a new favorite as of 22:05 on Nov 4, 2016

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Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

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The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Endless Mike posted:

Please don't shame people for loving Frasier.

# ? Nov 5, 2016 06:33

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

The Dark One posted:

Please don't shame people for loving Frasier.

If they love Frasier so much they should find an artist that can draw a straight line.

# ? Nov 5, 2016 06:35

Khazar-khum: Oct 22, 2008; Cat Army
2nd Battalion

Endless Mike posted:

'Love' next to some wobbly phallic symbols. Truly a work for the ages.

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Nov 5, 2016 09:28

super size soft serve: Aug 28, 2011; You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.

Is that guy missing part of his ear?

# ? Nov 5, 2016 09:38

Queering Wheel: Jun 18, 2011

Missing part of his dignity, as well.

# ? Nov 5, 2016 10:02

Loaf30: Oct 22, 2002; College Slice

super size soft serve posted:

Is that guy missing part of his ear?

Don't be disrespetful.

# ? Nov 5, 2016 15:08

goodness: Jan 3, 2012; When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

super size soft serve posted:

Is that guy missing part of his ear?

And a part of his brain

# ? Nov 5, 2016 17:38

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Queering Wheel posted:

Missing part of his dignity, as well.

Nah it's all gone.

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davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Say Nothing posted:

Fin out wat i mens do me

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LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

courtesy of facebook: three people who apparently didn't bother to go to the same artist for their matching dumpling tattoos. also that are not the same kind of dumpling as the explanatory picture.

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:18

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

courtesy of facebook: three people who apparently didn't bother to go to the same artist for their matching dumpling tattoos. also that are not the same kind of dumpling as the explanatory picture.

Those are supposed to be dumplings? I thought they were garlic bulbs.

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:49

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

I thought that too!!!

e: OP says they're momo. why use a photo of a different style of momo? who knows!

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 00:31 on Nov 7, 2016

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:52

ilysespieces: Oct 5, 2009; When life becomes too painful, sometimes it's better to just become a drunk.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Those are supposed to be dumplings? I thought they were garlic bulbs.

I was going to ask "why is there a picture of dumplings next to three garlic tattoos?"

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sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

courtesy of facebook: three people who apparently didn't bother to go to the same artist for their matching dumpling tattoos. also that are not the same kind of dumpling as the explanatory picture.

all i could think of was that woman with a halved red onion tattooed in her full armpit

# ? Nov 6, 2016 23:28

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

They look like Russian dimplings. Which are really good. Putting a Chinese potsticker next to them is disingenuous.

Not that any of the tattoos are good.

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Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Very tight yet still bulging 'roid.

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Blendy: Jun 18, 2007; She thinks I'm a haughty!

The bottom left kind of looks like shumai.

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CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

they're supposed to be steamed buns

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Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I thought that too!!!

e: OP says they're momo. why use a photo of a different style of momo? who knows!

Since I live in a heavily Tibetan neighborhood and eat a shitton of momos, I can say that they sure do look like momos, just badly done. Some of the guys near me make the chicken momos like the ones in the photo while all the rest look like the tattoos.

Love me some momos

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Blendy: Jun 18, 2007; She thinks I'm a haughty!

I used to get momos at this great Nepalese place in Chicago....Man I miss me some momos.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 03:47

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Blendy posted:

I used to get momos at this great Nepalese place in Chicago....Man I miss me some momos.

Not going to lie, I would feel like less of a man if I tattooed someone more macho than myself on myself. It's bad enough taking your shirt off in public when you're a q-tip person, but he doesn't even need a bro to stand next to him to look inferior: he owned himself on his self.

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Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Blendy posted:

I used to get momos at this great Nepalese place in Chicago....Man I miss me some momos.

I too would like to get a terrible tattoo of The Ultimate Warrior wearing 1980s style zebra pattern fuzzy leg warmers and with jizz all over his abs.

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du -hast: Mar 12, 2003; BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Blendy posted:

I used to get momos at this great Nepalese place in Chicago....Man I miss me some momos.

Can't wait til this dude goes to prison

# ? Nov 7, 2016 12:44

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