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DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




they will be wrong

because hilldawg will win by way more than they are predicting

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Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.


But what about the LA Times tracking poll?! :derp:

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

I'm going to assume that's not her real twitter, but it still made me laugh.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

She's deporting Cuban orphans in heaven, now.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

I'm going to assume that's not her real twitter, but it still made me laugh.

It's not real. It's a decently funny account, though.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/795601485023375360

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




prefect posted:

I normally go to sleep at nine pm. Wednesday is going to be brutal. :sigh:

if you need to improvise get some pseudoephedrine, the lightest coffee roast possible, plus some whisky to crew it up

also get something to help you hydrate because thats a v diuretic combo

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Brown Moses posted:

For those interested here's the Twitter meltdown list for Nov 9th
https://twitter.com/NewsFedora/lists/corncobs

Nothing here

When someone gets a list going pls pm it to me, I crave the tears

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Squizzle posted:

if you need to improvise get some pseudoephedrine, the lightest coffee roast possible, plus some whisky to crew it up

also get something to help you hydrate because thats a v diuretic combo

I'm out of rum and whiskey, but I'm well-stocked with vodka and gin, so I'm good on that front.

https://twitter.com/dougmillsnyt/status/795381721655050241

That guy is tall.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


screen shot this pls

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011



:iit:

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001


lol

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Thundercracker posted:

Out of everyone utterly embarassed by this election, I really hope Nate Silver just loses all credibility. When a man is shook, he is done.

next stop: fox news regular

see howard kurtz

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.


Oh yeah, those picks are definitely going to help him win MI and PA.

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.




cool tweet from Earth-69

Dogstoyevsky
Oct 9, 2012

If there is no Dog, everything is permitted

It's like watching a kid play with dolls.

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007


If i were the shook type i would be scared shitless at Giuliani as AG. loving freedom hater.

did u know he tried to ban street art

and tried to fight a sign on a city bus that said "[our product]: the only thing [rudy] hasnt taken credit for"

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





:same:

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
lol corey lewandowski as reince's replacement for rnc chairman

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


Did anything funny happen at Trump's VA midnight rally last night?

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

rip cristie, the fat kid who doesnt get invited to the bigges bday party in the culdesac even after he shoplifts a 20oz bottle of coke from the gas station like the cool kids dared him to

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Samuel Clemens posted:

But what about the LA Times tracking poll?! :derp:

They invented a clear HRC victory prediction because not even they could take their tracking seriously.

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/795601485023375360

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Mr. Pumroy posted:

rip cristie, the fat kid who doesnt get invited to the bigges bday party in the culdesac even after he shoplifts a 20oz bottle of coke from the gas station like the cool kids dared him to

Oh man, you're right! Christie isn't even on that list, lol.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Vertical Lime posted:

next stop: fox news regular

see howard kurtz

Speaking of, this time around I'm not living in a hotel that only gets Fox News and Cartoon Network, but I'm also a cord cutter, so which channel should I be watching to see another meltdown?

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

You see this just cements the fact that Trump is a stealth progressive because

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Newt Gingrich, International Diplomat.

:psyboom:

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


Mr. Pumroy posted:

rip cristie, the fat kid who doesnt get invited to the bigges bday party in the culdesac even after he shoplifts a 20oz bottle of coke from the gas station like the cool kids dared him to

Christie is the fat kid who doesn't run fast enough when they're caught tipping over cows and gets sent to military school by his parents

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
I don't want to get out of bed


I just want to lay in bed and shitpost in cspam all day



But on the other hand my company switched me back to hourly starting today (no seriously, thanks Obama) and I want to start racking up that sweet $32/hr overtime.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

comingafteryouall posted:

Did anything funny happen at Trump's VA midnight rally last night?

I hear that some kooks showed up who, get this, wanna make an unhinged reality TV star our president. What a country!

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




eugh :whitewater:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Every part of this is funny.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Was Giuliani ever good or did everyone just have to pretend he was good because of 9/11?

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
Good news everyone.

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/exit-polls-under-siege-230847

You'll be able to get a steady stream of incomplete data and modeling of turn out directly into your eyeballs on election day.

quote:

Slate and Vice News have partnered with Votecastr, a company helmed by Obama and Bush campaign veterans, to provide real-time projections of how the candidates are faring in each state throughout the day. They expect to begin posting projections at 8 a.m. Eastern time on Election Day — a dramatic departure from current practice, where representatives from a consortium of news organizations (The Associated Press, ABC News, CBS News, CNN, Fox News and NBC News) huddle in a quarantine room without cell phones, pouring over the earliest exit poll data but declining to release anything that points to an election result until all the polls have closed.
Journalist Sasha Issenberg — Votecastr’s chief strategist and author of “The Victory Lab,” a book that detailed the extensive voter-data operations in modern political campaigns — said the project, which seeks to replicate how campaigns model Election-Day turnout, will end the information blackout that exists between Monday afternoon, when the last polls are released, and Tuesday evening, when the first votes are tabulated.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i hope tronad domp did not sleep well at all, he got another rally this morning :twisted:

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Samuel Clemens posted:

Was Giuliani ever good or did everyone just have to pretend he was good because of 9/11?

It was the latter.

You knew this in your heart before you asked.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Venom Snake posted:

Oyster loves to make really hosed up statues


                    :airquote: leeches :airquote:
                                       \

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Deplorable example #300

https://twitter.com/zekejmiller/status/795378943268364288

They kicked his wheel chair as he was being pushed out.

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

prefect posted:

Newt Gingrich, International Diplomat.

:psyboom:

I'll raise you: Boris Johnson, Foreign Secretary. In. Real. Life.

:psyboom:

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Samuel Clemens posted:

Was Giuliani ever good or did everyone just have to pretend he was good because of 9/11?

mafia commission trial but its really the latter

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