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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

The Nastier Nate posted:

Kellyanne Conway is self-aware, she knows what's coming. She's trudging to the finish line and when it's over, will cash her last paycheck and quietly slip out into the shadows, only to reappear in 2018 to work on another legitimate senate seat.

I would add Newt and Guiliani to the meltdown list, and look for a big smug motherfucking "i told you so" from Bill Kristol to the gop.

Yeah I don't foresee any Trump surrogates having legit meltdowns as they're likely well aware of their inevitable loss, but I'm trying to make a comprehensive list of people that are so bought in to the Trump name that are going to legit cry over this.

Honestly I can't picture Newt, Christie or Gulianni having mental breakdowns over the loss as much as they'll jump through hoops to justify why they stuck with Trump and why he should've won. They'll run defense post-loss.

The absolute true believers that have attempted to bend reality up to this point will be the ones to watch. Mitchell with the poll unskewing, Garrison with his loving stupid cartoons, Adams thanks to his Trump love letter articles, Jones going full retard with the demonic conspiracy.

The most gratifying meltdown will be Trump's concession speech, if he gives one. He has to admit he lost and is a huge loser.

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sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

You take Sally and I’ll take Sue
There ain’t no difference between the two
Hill’s for whores, it ain't for men
They say it kills but they don’t know when

Hillary running round in my
Hillary running round in my
Hillary running round in my brain

Woke up this morning had a hunger pain
And all I want for breakfast is my good Hillary
Oh mama! Come here quick!
That old Hillary's about to make me sick

Hillary running round in my
Hillary running round in my
Hillary running round in my brain


*ron swanson pisses on a polling machine*

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Old white folks really do not like Beyonce
https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/795662721521950721

pricklytoast
Oct 22, 2016
Is there a definitive Twitter list of meltdown/tears to follow?

My game plan tomorrow is lots of scotch two hours of yoga and meditation to prepare my mind and body and when I'm finished and have reached maximum bliss, I will sit lotus style in a field of cherry blossoms, calmly open my phone and drink in schadenfreude 15 months in the making

namaste.

anotherone
Feb 8, 2001
Username taken, please choose another one
https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/795425397219463168

The "Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump" was in 2011, maybe he's thinking of that?

massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

The Nastier Nate posted:

Kellyanne Conway is self-aware, she knows what's coming. She's trudging to the finish line and when it's over, will cash her last paycheck and quietly slip out into the shadows, only to reappear in 2018 to work on another legitimate senate seat.

I would add Newt and Guiliani to the meltdown list, and look for a big smug motherfucking "i told you so" from Bill Kristol to the gop.

ya Kellyanne conway worked for Todd Akin post legitimate rape comments, shes the political equivilant of a hospice nurse, she gets the call because she can stare unflinchingly into death.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

iospace posted:

Also, my take on the whole Comey situation:
I think, looking back and having cooled a bit, he was in a rock and a hard place. On one hand, he did feel obligated to inform congress "Hey, we found something" and to get ahead of any leaks, which undoubtedly would be worse. The problem was the letter he sent. Vague, reeking of partisanship, and doing more harm than good. His news conference in the summer also didn't help.

So tl;dr: by the letter of the law, you could argue he violated the Hatch Act. By the spirit? Not as strong of a case there if you ask me.

He didn't find anything tho

Dogstoyevsky
Oct 9, 2012

If there is no Dog, everything is permitted

showbiz_liz posted:

So that leaves us needing to flip one of:

Indiana
New Hampshire
Missouri
North Carolina
Florida

Of those 5, how likely do you guys think we are to flip one? And which one is probably closest?

Think MO/NH is probably still the best hope although there was tight polling in NC and Indiana not too long ago.

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

he's gonna lose like a dog and somehwere inside that thick thick head he knows it

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

showbiz_liz posted:

So let me know if this is accurate (I've been following the Senate races less than the Presidential). Senate-wise:

We need 4 of these 8, out of which 7 are currently held by Republicans: Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Nevada, Indiana, New Hampshire, Missouri, North Carolina, Florida

Polling-wise, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania look pretty good to flip, maybe 75% chance if you look at the average across all the aggregators, and EV means Nevada is likely to stay Dem.

So that leaves us needing to flip one of:

Indiana
New Hampshire
Missouri
North Carolina
Florida

Of those 5, how likely do you guys think we are to flip one? And which one is probably closest?

Hassan looks pretty solid in NH, most of the weird polling aggregation there is the one WMUR poll that had a huge 15 point swing. The internal scuttlebutt is that Bayh is dead but Kander is looking very good against Blunt, but who knows.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
Trump's Alternate Reality part 10941
https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/795601997818904577
https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/795608402420449281

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Noted Bad Singer Beyonce

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/795663206572298240

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

sugar free jazz posted:

ween also owns especially godweensatan like if u subbed hillary for weasel in i gots a weasel it'd be fuckin fire

Choc n cheese bruh

Mr wont u please help my donny
I think he's hosed up

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

:trumppop:

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
hmm

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/795663804629712897

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Trump reduced to citing the Halloween mask poll

dimebag dinkman
Feb 20, 2003

hey, has he directly responded to the NYT piece about his campaign taking away his Twitter account and Bannon's pant leg catching fire etc?

turnip kid
May 24, 2010
So, has anyone figured out what the gently caress Sean Spicer is talking about?

https://twitter.com/seanspicer/status/795634995218022401

Like, this is blatantly untrue, isn't it?

pricklytoast
Oct 22, 2016

Do you think he makes his victims wear that?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



The last day before losing a presidential election

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

LISTEN DUDE, SOROS WAS EXPLICIT: NO EXPENSE SPARED

Like if you're getting them fat rear end soros checks, might as well treat yourself and your family with some artisanal donuts and biscuits to go with your counter culture coffee, bro.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Phi230 posted:

Bill Mitchell is gonna be the yuuugest corn on the whole cob tomorrow

i think he knows whats up tho, he just thinks its his job to stop the faithful from gettin dispirited

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
Wonder if this guy will show up again today
https://twitter.com/wpjenna/status/795465711342776320

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Basket of rain
Trumplins tower
Touch of great

Idk we can worskhopit im drj nm k

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

turnip kid posted:

So, has anyone figured out what the gently caress Sean Spicer is talking about?

https://twitter.com/seanspicer/status/795634995218022401

Like, this is blatantly untrue, isn't it?

Including GOP staff in trumps numbers.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

mannerup posted:



she's getting paid and making seven figures on the side as well from pacs

meanwhile trump's actual pollster tony fabrizio...

kellyanne for real now "the polling company"?

got all the subtlety of Fat Tony's Definitely Not A Mob Front Pizzeria over here

LinYutang
Oct 12, 2016

NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

:siren:
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!
:siren:
depressed trump is coming

https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/795660083141210113

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
Where's the updated Hillajora's Mask?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


euphronius posted:

He didn't find anything tho

Well yes, but at the time they didn't know it was nothing, so I'll concede that I should have used "Hey, we maybe found something." But, to expand more, I think he felt that there was a high chance of someone going to Chaffetz and saying "Hey, we found more emails". No maybe there, just "we found them." If that happened, Chaffetz gets first dibs on the spin. Having a letter written blunts whatever spin he had in my opinion.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Corny posted:

Doing Our Lord Satan's work :hfive:

Ftfy

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DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

It's not ending, and I wish I knew how we could fight it. But we almost certainly won't have to figure it out with an incompetent fascist madman guiding our country. I wish It wasn't like this, but I'll take it over what they want it to be.

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

whenever he starts talking about america being led by stupid very stupid people stupid people stupid, I remember that part from Godfather where Fredo is raging at Michael and saying he's SMART not...like...DUMB

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001


all i want from trump is one brutally clear, crushingly perfect moment of anagnorisis

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

turnip kid posted:

So, has anyone figured out what the gently caress Sean Spicer is talking about?

https://twitter.com/seanspicer/status/795634995218022401

Like, this is blatantly untrue, isn't it?

The GOP has locationally strong ground game: Florida, Ohio are two very good examples.

It also has dumpster fires: see Nevada.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe


I hate reading numbers like this in Twitter. The formatting is the worst.

early Jan
33% R
32% D
34% I;

early Nov
37% D
30% R
32% I

He changed the order, which was unclear to me when it was in a straight line. Dems went from 32 to 37%, Reps went from 33 to 30%.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

iospace posted:

Well yes, but at the time they didn't know it was nothing, so I'll concede that I should have used "Hey, we maybe found something." But, to expand more, I think he felt that there was a high chance of someone going to Chaffetz and saying "Hey, we found more emails". No maybe there, just "we found them." If that happened, Chaffetz gets first dibs on the spin. Having a letter written blunts whatever spin he had in my opinion.

At the time everyone new it was nothing

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
Presstitute, Lugenpresse, what's the next demeaning nickname the chemtrail crowd will dredge up?
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/795439537526833156
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/795613006910681092
Note that yes, that is the infowars guy, not some random Trumpist on Twitter

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Dogstoyevsky
Oct 9, 2012

If there is no Dog, everything is permitted

Jealous Cow posted:

Where's the updated Hillajora's Mask?

I deleted the .psd :ohdear:

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