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Assepoester: Jul 18, 2004; Can't post for 10 years!; Melman v2

Tiny Hands
https://twitter.com/Lis_Smith/status/795665431092666372

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:40

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Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Louisgod posted:

Yeah I don't foresee any Trump surrogates having legit meltdowns as they're likely well aware of their inevitable loss, but I'm trying to make a comprehensive list of people that are so bought in to the Trump name that are going to legit cry over this.

Honestly I can't picture Newt, Christie or Gulianni having mental breakdowns over the loss as much as they'll jump through hoops to justify why they stuck with Trump and why he should've won. They'll run defense post-loss.

The absolute true believers that have attempted to bend reality up to this point will be the ones to watch. Mitchell with the poll unskewing, Garrison with his loving stupid cartoons, Adams thanks to his Trump love letter articles, Jones going full retard with the demonic conspiracy.

The most gratifying meltdown will be Trump's concession speech, if he gives one. He has to admit he lost and is a huge loser.

Christie, Rudy and Newt are all pro pols and they know how things look. They;ve spoken with campaign advisors and they know the polls. Kellyanne knows it too. She's seen the polling data and the lack of GOTV and organisation from the inside.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:40

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

comingafteryouall posted:

I had kind of forgotten about the voting trends for people with landlines and people without

But haven't pollsters been able to call cell phones in most states? I know I've had pollsters call my cell before

I've been polled 4 times on my cell, my wife and i don't have a landline. We're in PA.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:41

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Karl Sharks posted:

lmfao first red text

woah whoever bought that seems like a chill guy

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:40

SHY NUDIST GRRL: Feb 15, 2011; Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Schnorkles posted:

i hope all the polls are wrong and its a brutal 9 point landslide that washes the GOP down the drain but I'll take the 5-6 point win that's been heralded since day 1.

Same, except I'm feeling pretty good about her over preforming in a slaughter.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:41

NewMars: Mar 10, 2013

Stefan Prodan posted:

so, we're a day out

has anyone figured out when Trump is gonna start on Hillary?

because once he starts on her it's over

He's gunning for that November 28th landslide.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:41

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

crazy cloud posted:

Choc n cheese bruh

Mr wont u please help my donny
I think he's hosed up

Mister, would you please help my donny?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would ya help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister would you please help my donny?
He's chewin' bark and not the leaves
He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my donny?
He's down - He ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's hosed up
Doooooonny, Doooooonny, Dooooooooooooooooooooooonny

Mister, would you please help my donny?
He's over there lookin' at me
He can't talk because he's a donny
I think it's his lung

sugar free jazz fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Nov 7, 2016

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:41

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

https://twitter.com/nickwiger/status/794205218283978753

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:41

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Mr. Pumroy posted:

i cant believe clinton destroyed lemuria

lmebo

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:42

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

iospace posted:

Honestly, I have no problems with red texts, but good gods people need to stop using that image.

yeah it's funny because they got pissed at zdr when he just did the whole "post the person's av under their post" thing when he was loving around, how dehumanizing it is for the person pictured

and then they use it still

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:42

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Squizzle posted:

hillary is going to win

i sincerely hope this knowledge helps you get thru yr day

*unless literally everything we know about polling and demographics are wrong

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:42

mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

Mr. Pumroy posted:

i cant believe clinton destroyed lemuria

donald trump is going on a quest to find the 3 shards of the trident necessary to defeat poseidon in order to get the water of life from thier hands

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:43

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

comingafteryouall posted:

I had kind of forgotten about the voting trends for people with landlines and people without

But haven't pollsters been able to call cell phones in most states? I know I've had pollsters call my cell before

A lot of younger people in NH have MA cell numbers, either because they work in MA or are transplants from MA.

Also, people are much less likely to answer calls from unknown numbers, which effect is stronger with cells than with landlines because not everyone has caller ID on their landline.

I have no idea how pollsters are going to deal with this going forward.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:42

Crows Turn Off: Jan 7, 2008

I seriously hope we manage to eek out at least 51 seats in the Senate. PEC has it at 50 Democratic seats and 50 Republican seats right now.

I need my 1000 years of liberal darkness, drat it.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:44

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AlbieQuirky posted:

I have no idea how pollsters are going to deal with this going forward.

internet polls :twisted:

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:43

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Can someone link me to the twitter list of all the pro-Trump pundits that someone here made? I'm gonna need to see some cobbin' tomorrow night.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:44

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Well folks, we're on the eve of an historic election where Hillary Clinton has a 5-point lead over Donald Trump and stands to become the first female President of the United States with a 300+ win in the electoral college. This seems as good a time as any for me to share my thoughts on how I think Bernie Sanders could still win the nomination!

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:44

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

*unless literally everything we know about polling and demographics are wrong

the likelyhood is that any unseen effects or hidden voters not seen by polling issues are going to favor HRC, not Trump

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:44

Assepoester: Jul 18, 2004; Can't post for 10 years!; Melman v2

This isn't over by a long shot
https://twitter.com/sarahkendzior/status/795661112809320448

Joementum posted:

Can someone link me to the twitter list of all the pro-Trump pundits that someone here made? I'm gonna need to see some cobbin' tomorrow night.

https://twitter.com/NewsFedora/lists/corncobs

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:44

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

Schnorkles posted:

the likelyhood is that any unseen effects or hidden voters not seen by polling issues are going to favor HRC, not Trump

Bbbbbbut the Monster Vote

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:45

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

exquisite tea posted:

Well folks, we're on the eve of an historic election where Hillary Clinton has a 5-point lead over Donald Trump and stands to become the first female President of the United States with a 300+ win in the electoral college. This seems as good a time as any for me to share my thoughts on how I think Bernie Sanders could still win the nomination!

H.A Goodman is literally going to write a piece in about a week entitled "Here's how Bernie Sanders could still be president" re: faithless electors.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:45

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

sugar free jazz posted:

Mister, would you please help my donny?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would ya help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister would you please help my donny?
He's chewin' bark and not the leaves
He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my donny?
He's down - He ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's hosed up
Doooooonny, Doooooonny, Dooooooooooooooooooooooonny

Mister, would you please help my donny?
He's over there lookin' at me
He can't talk because he's a donny
I think it's his lung

😂😂😂😂🙃👏👏👏👏💓🎶📿💯

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:45

Atoramos: Aug 31, 2003; Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!

that dumb motherfucker nate silver just changed Florida to blue.

don't think I didn't screenshot that poo poo, nate.

11/7/2016 - when nate swapped a state the day before the election. never forget.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:45

Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

GobiasIndustries posted:

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:46

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

its pretty amazing how clinton engaged madame blavatsky in psychic combat

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:46

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

*unless literally everything we know about polling and demographics are wrong

sounds like 60/40 split to me someone get Nate on the horn

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:46

massive spider: Dec 6, 2006

Covok posted:

An anti-arzy info you can give to help me feel we won't be under the rule of orange, fat, dumb darth sidious for four years?

if you can't put your faith in the american people put your faith in GOTV game and a trump headed organisations basic lack of competence.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:46

Sulphagnist: Oct 10, 2006; WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Bunleigh posted:

I was in NH knocking doors yesterday and the marching orders were

1. Ask if they support Hillary
2. Ask if they support Maggie
3. if both, ask if they know their polling place and when they're going to vote and make sure they have a plan
4. if they're only for Hillary, thank them and move on. They do not want to turn out Kelly voters even if they're voting for Hillary

This is pretty shrewd. I mean if everything is saying you'll win comfortably, taking an ever so slight hit on a chance at 4 EVs is worth the Senate seat. Democratic senators are going to be worth more a piece than 4 EVs.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:47

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

Mirthless posted:

New background image please

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:47

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

oh poo poo that's right, the SEPTA workers might not be on strike anymore but the voter suppression efforts of the white supremacists are totally going to work

40s and blunts all day

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:46

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

https://twitter.com/PatrickRuffini/status/795668375020113920

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:46

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

iospace posted:

https://twitter.com/ChrisSnyderFox/status/795661186406694914
And I'm the queen of France!

yr majesty its such an honor to post w you, wow #wow :wow:

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:47

TransatlanticFoe: Mar 1, 2003; Hell Gem

Stefan Prodan posted:

so, we're a day out

has anyone figured out when Trump is gonna start on Hillary?

because once he starts on her it's over

waiting for the PIVOT

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:47

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

prefect posted:

Link for the Brexit thread? I love Britishers.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3781013&pagenumber=84#lastpost

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:48

Assepoester: Jul 18, 2004; Can't post for 10 years!; Melman v2

Born Again Glenn
https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/795662401161089025

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:48

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Cardboard Box A posted:

https://twitter.com/NewsFedora/lists/corncobs

Thanks.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:48

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Covok posted:

An anti-arzy info you can give to help me feel we won't be under the rule of orange, fat, dumb darth sidious for four years?

first of all you can put down the milk

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:49

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Slate Action posted:

It's loving Over

https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/795657578726486016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc7mfAsNao4

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:48

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Atoramos posted:

that dumb motherfucker nate silver just changed Florida to blue.

don't think I didn't screenshot that poo poo, nate.

11/7/2016 - when nate swapped a state the day before the election. never forget.

nate found a whole buncha polls in a box in the corner didnt even see those guys! lemme just pop em into the ol model and would you look at that hey everyone look at me, nate silver, the guy who called it!

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:48

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# ? May 27, 2024 21:58

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

iospace posted:

https://twitter.com/PatrickRuffini/status/795668375020113920

I don't think its exactly that, but I actually agree with the basic idea that systemic polling error is pretty likely this election.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 17:49

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