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The battery life will be 20 minutes which is how long the average person sits on a toilet before their legs fall asleep
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Soul Glo posted:The battery life will be 20 minutes which is how long the average person sits on a toilet before their legs fall asleep So many numb game boy tetris sessions
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The switch will be the first home console expressly designed for those who spend inordinate amounts of time lurking on the toilet. People will think you're masturbating in there, but oh no! You're just getting your Nintendo on. Or maybe both.
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Nov 7, 2016 03:10
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"Are you playing video games in there?" "No mom! I'm masturbating!"
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Cojawfee posted:"Are you playing video games in there?" Yipee! Wha! Ha! Whaha!
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Real hurthling! posted:Yipee! Wha! Ha! Whaha! Concerned mothers and fathers, do you hear these sounds coming from the bathroom when your child is using the facilities?
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Fhate posted:The switch will be the first home console expressly designed for those who spend inordinate amounts of time lurking on the toilet. People will think you're masturbating in there, but oh no! You're just getting your Nintendo on. Nintendo's history of making console accessories continues to be relevant.
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I am very excited for the Switch and am most excited to play a Wii U game on it! Also Mario, I hope both of those games are at launch. C'mon Nintendo, this could be your last console, go buckwild.
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Nov 7, 2016 06:12
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Viewtiful Jew posted:Concerned mothers and fathers, do you hear these sounds coming from the bathroom when your child is using the facilities? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wZSZG1ubUM
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Nov 7, 2016 08:25
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Cojawfee posted:Nintendo Switch: "Are you playing video games in there?" "No mom! I'm masturbating!"
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wepppy seroo&&888%%tt
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So the NES Classic will be impossible to get for a little bit, eh?
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Vintersorg posted:So the NES Classic will be impossible to get for a little bit, eh? I'm gonna try and buy one this weekend because I'm a huge nerd who will pay for nostalgia. How badly could nintendo botch it?
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Nov 7, 2016 17:18
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the controller cords are literally a foot long
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Nov 7, 2016 17:26
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Wrong. 1.5.
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oddium posted:the controller cords are literally a foot long Good, then nobody else will want one.
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Nov 7, 2016 17:30
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There are extension cords and wireless controllers for the thing though, so it's not a complete deal breaker.
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The Mini NES is literally the size of a smartphone just set the thing on your couch or giant gut whatever works
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Oh hey actual Switch news. http://www.siliconera.com/2016/11/07/developer-behind-zelda-twilight-princess-hd-says-working-titles-switch/
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Nov 7, 2016 18:00
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Phantasium posted:Oh hey actual Switch news. the triforce monhan heroes sequel we need and deserve bring back p'ink as the 'void triangle' in the middle of the triforce and have 1->4 players by wirelessly connecting two switches or up to 4 online and then i can beat the entire thing while micromanaging 1-3 doppels in singleplayer because everyone online will be bad at the game again anyways
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Nov 7, 2016 18:04
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Make Ocarina Of Time, Majora's Mask, Windwaker, Twilight Princess, and any zelda that can be played with a controller in HD and I'll buy a switch and all of those.
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Vintersorg posted:So the NES Classic will be impossible to get for a little bit, eh? I couldn't find any stores that took preorders in the first place, so I don't think it's so much a case of "they sold out instantly!!" as it is a case of "Nintendo didn't give retailers a lot of info".
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http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/11/07/capcom-questions-multiplatform-ports-to-nintendo-switch Uh oh...third party support already starting to make excuses on porting games to the Switch... 
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Oh no, we might not get Capcom's table scraps Whatever shall become of Nintendo now?
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As long as they keep Ace Attorney and Monster Hunter coming I could not care less
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Dr Cheeto posted:As long as they keep Ace Attorney and Monster Hunter coming I could not care less ^^^ I will do basically anything for more Monster Hunter, Capcom. Like, call me 
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Phantasium posted:Oh hey actual Switch news. Ben 10 Galactic Racing HD here we go! Dr Cheeto posted:As long as they keep Ace Attorney and Monster Hunter coming I could not care less Do they make games besides those? I'm pretty sure they have not made a sale on any game that isn't AA and MH in the last month.
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:Ben 10 Galactic Racing HD here we go! There's also Street Fighter, barely. Sony had to finance it. Resident Evil is still ticking along at a healthy pace, except I don't really give a poo poo. I'll probably watch a VR Let's Play of RE7 out of sheer curiosity. Dead Rising is still a thing, kinda.
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They should make more Dead Rising games that are kind of spin off titles. Chop till you Drop was actually good. A lot of people didn't think so, but I kind of agree with Portscenter on it.
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greatn posted:Chop till you Drop was actually good. come on now
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The British guy convinced me.
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greatn posted:They should make more Dead Rising games that are kind of spin off titles. Chop till you Drop was actually good. A lot of people didn't think so, but I kind of agree with Portscenter on it. Maybe if you are sick of replaying RE4 and hate the real version of DR
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deadly_pudding posted:
New one is a timed exclusive i think so probably not gonna see it on switch
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deadly_pudding posted:There's also Street Fighter, barely. Sony had to finance it. I have not found evidence suggesting that Street Fighter has existed since the last quarter outside of Capcom using it as a virus. I'll concede RE and DR, tho.
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InFlames235 posted:http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/11/07/capcom-questions-multiplatform-ports-to-nintendo-switch This was probably a given, Nintendo dropped out of the specs race long ago. Hopefully this means developing for the Switch is cheaper than on the other platforms, but it still needs to have a large enough user base to make it worth it.
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I don't understand who this audience is who want to play hypothetical future PS4-type games on the Switch who don't already have a PS4. People who are too lazy to hit the Input button on their remote and pick up a different controller? I want the Switch for games I'll never* be able to play on my PC/PS4. *Until someone emulates it in a few years.
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Imagined posted:I don't understand who this audience is who want to play hypothetical future PS4-type games on the Switch who don't already have a PS4. Hello it is me, the leprechaun. I exist.
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The Switch will probably be much easier to emulate than the Wii and Wii U due to the (comparably) simple control scheme. Less time has to be spent worrying just how the heck to get it to work
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I was dead set on getting Dragon Quest XI on PS4 until the Switch reveal.
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Rexroom posted:There are extension cords and wireless controllers for the thing though, so it's not a complete deal breaker. I've seen stuff written about wireless controllers but as far as I can tell there aren't any actually
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