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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Britt Burns posted:

There are actually a ton of different kinds of shoes made by Crocs - some of them are pretty cute!



Still looks like a toy shoe.

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knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick
My girlfriend's dad gave me a pair of crocs after accidentally ordering a pair just a little too small. I wasn't sure how I'd like them at first, but man are they comfy! I prefer them over sandals now as my lazy shoe when it gets warm.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Jelly shoes are where it's at.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Those poor ants :ohdear:

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Mocking Bird posted:

I started with episode one of season one of Catfish

I am less than 10 minutes in

"He's a model and studying online to be an anesthesiologist and writes jokes for Chelsea Lately and has three beautiful sisters who died in a car crash and I love him so much"

Watching Max keep a straight face during this is the absolute best part

Catfish is a treasure of a show.

GoodyTwoShoes
Oct 26, 2013

Burt Sexual posted:

gently caress women.

Well, "goody" is short for "goodwife". . . are you free Saturday?

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
wrong thread nvm

DeusExMachinima has a new favorite as of 23:52 on Nov 4, 2016

Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.

Is it gone or is it just swamped, because I am getting a 503

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Samfucius posted:

Is it gone or is it just swamped, because I am getting a 503

thanx for tricking me into viewing it a second time.

my formal jorts
Oct 19, 2004

Wizard Master posted:

Nude. Tayne.

This is good. Thanks for the inspiration to watch it again, it is evergreen in its ability to make me laugh.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Samfucius posted:

Is it gone or is it just swamped, because I am getting a 503

Weird, I clicked that link and immediately won a free iPhone.

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
‘Chav’ funeral for boy buried in an Adidas shoebox coffin

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/03/funeral-takes-place-for-chav-in-an-adidas-shoebox-coffin-6232479/

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



This is one of the most relentlessly English things I've ever read.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

AUGpropriate

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Sure, but he won't be immortalized as well as a Russian :ussr:


^Gravestone

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

cash crab posted:

This is one of the most relentlessly English things I've ever read.

Lot going on there for sure

nael
Sep 10, 2009

there wolf lmao posted:

My girlfriend's dad gave me a pair of crocs after accidentally ordering a pair just a little too small. I wasn't sure how I'd like them at first, but man are they comfy! I prefer them over sandals now as my lazy shoe when it gets warm.

I worked in a kitchen for three years. Every cook and dishwasher had a pair. Mine went from work shoes, to "I need to run errands and don't really care how I look today" shoes.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
I cant say anything about crocs because i wear vibrams to the gym

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Thin Privilege posted:

Sure, but he won't be immortalized as well as a Russian :ussr:


^Gravestone

Russian gravestones are amazing and pretty AUG.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Fathis Munk posted:

Russian gravestones are amazing and pretty!
:yeah:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Peak English was reached just by virtue of their names: Jack, George, Tommy and Lily Gudge

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

twistedmentat posted:


I didn't know dapper meant goofy as gently caress

Old post but I just started reading this thread but haha I'm like 99% sure this guy was a roommate of mine in college.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Gobblecoque posted:

Old post but I just started reading this thread but haha I'm like 99% sure this guy was a roommate of mine in college.

You know the rule.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
It's like he's going super saiyan, but instead of big yellow hair his hat gets bigger and shittier.

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

Gobblecoque posted:

Old post but I just started reading this thread but haha I'm like 99% sure this guy was a roommate of mine in college.

Can you confirm yes/no that that is in fact cherry Kool aid

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

cash crab posted:

You know the rule.

He has to take a picture of himself wearing his old roommate like a hat?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dennis owns.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Solice Kirsk posted:

He has to take a picture of himself wearing his old roommate like a hat?

Don't kinkshame.


Xen Tricks posted:

Can you confirm yes/no that that is in fact cherry Kool aid

I bet it's grape juice, becuase it's more expensive, it's classier.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

twistedmentat posted:

Don't kinkshame.

I saw that porno.

Except it was a little person "rebirthing" himself.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

cash crab posted:

You know the rule.

You bet I do. :grin: I don't

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Gobblecoque posted:

You bet I do. :grin: I don't

Aside from the aforementioned "wear like hat" suggestion, I also demand any relevant stories.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Gobblecoque posted:

Old post but I just started reading this thread but haha I'm like 99% sure this guy was a roommate of mine in college.

His :smug: is so powerful it's overflowing out of his head and filling up his hat!

We need an appropriate emote now.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Well at least they're having a good time.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
What sort of sun situation created that guy's tan/burn pattern? :pwn:

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

Swimming trunks?

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck
Swim trunks and sitting in a chair on the beach will get you that baked front with a protected back of the leg.

Dear God beach activities should never be recorded. It's a sacred place.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

That is the look of regert. Not regret; no this is much worse. This is knowing full well that what you are doing goes against all your instincts, but you do it anyway. And when you realize what you have done, you feel a mix of shame and pride. Regert is something you brag about to your friends, while deep down it eats inside your soul. That time you took the bet to stick a lit roman candle up your rear end? Yeah, man! That was awesome! Why did I do that? The time you ditched your shorts in front of that fat chick? Hell yeah, she was into it! Now that I knocked her up, I'm gonna have to marry her or pay for child support!

Regert hits you when you least expect it and always ends up being AUG.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
AUG: That is the look of regert

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Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
poo poo, I missed whatever it is :(

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