Splatmaster posted:WizMD: Just try to lay still, it'll be over soon. |
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# ? Oct 5, 2015 11:34 |
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Wizard M.D. : Strange, you still seem to have the rash, did you try that eye of newt I suggested? Me: Newt? I actually just grabbed eye of aquatic salamander Wiz: Oh...uh Me: That's ok, right? Wiz: *types on magic mirror* U-uh, let me just check I'm definitely just going to bring up your file you know to check to see if you're ok *typetypetypetypetype* Wiz: Well you see Also in the order of Caudata are sirens which are aquatic salamanders, which have no hind limbs. So newts and sirens are really salamanders. Salamanders make up a mere 350 species out of the 4000 or so known species of amphibians. Salamanders and Newts - Nature Haven https://www.naturehaven.co -- eheh |
# ? Oct 5, 2015 13:28 |
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Wizard surgeon: Do you ever worry about mistakes? Regular surgeon: Hey, nobody's come back to complain yet Wizard surgeon: ... |
# ? Oct 5, 2015 14:14 |
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(a woman is in a hospital bed, in labor, with her husband) orderly: ok, looks like you're all set. the doctor will be here in a moment. (leaves) (a giant head appears) giant head: I AM GYNECOZ, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL. LET'S HAVE A BABY. (hours later) gynecoz: IT'S A BOY. THE GREAT AND POWERFUL GYNECOZ HAS SPOKEN. wife: we're parents, honey! husband: yeah, he looks just like...actually he looks kind of like...that orderly from earlier... (rustling from the other half of the semiprivate room) gynecoz: PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN. |
# ? Oct 20, 2015 15:52 |
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google THIS posted:(a woman is in a hospital bed, in labor, with her husband) https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Oct 20, 2015 16:01 |
Eight years in medical school. Eight years at Hogwarts. No wonder they start them at 400K/year. The student loans must be ridiculous.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 23:38 |
Frankly, most of the functions now performed by doctors could be performed by Registered Nurses, or witches.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 23:38 |
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*Wizard MD and Warlock DO open emergency care centers across from each other at the local strip market* *Spend the day glaring at each other from their towers while the Witch RNs take care of the actual patients* |
# ? Nov 8, 2016 00:47 |
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yes, i could enchant your teeth so they would never decay... but i would be robbing you of a chance to experience magic on your own. the magic of flossing |
# ? Nov 8, 2016 11:15 |
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haha just like the new Doctor Strange movie
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:37 |
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hmm, yes, but who am i to judge |
# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:24 |
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Doctor, doctor, gimme the news I've got a bad case of singing shoes |
# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:25 |
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There's an intern with the doctor today, but I don't need hundreds of animated mops and buckets. I loving hate apprentices. |
# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:31 |
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Wizard: "This is a teaching hospital, now I know this might be awkward, but would you permit some of our students to observe your procedure." Patient: "Uhh sure, okay I guess." *50 Goblins pile into the room and stare as the Wizard Casts "Mage Hand Rectal Exam"* |
# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:02 |
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Wizard M.D. casts Rejuvenating Waters a/ ur butthole
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# ? Nov 11, 2016 03:41 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 09:02 |
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Baller Ina posted:Wizard M.D. casts Rejuvenating Waters a/ ur butthole |
# ? Nov 11, 2016 03:57 |