Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

I'm real annoyed I cant take tomorrow off.

Lol if you need to ask. It's a foregone conclusion everyone is going to be hosed up tomorrow.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Dogstoyevsky posted:

What is going to happen to Bill Mitchell lol

idk but i bet its something like the movie gladiator

Dogstoyevsky
Oct 9, 2012

If there is no Dog, everything is permitted

MikeCrotch posted:

How the gently caress do Americans put up with this poo poo for so long, christ

Things Britain has--

Cricket
Brexit
Beans on toast?

Things America has--

Freedom
Moon landings
Oral sex
Gun violence

Yeah think I'll take our way of life, thanks.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Lol if you need to ask. It's a foregone conclusion everyone is going to be hosed up tomorrow.

so
im hosed up everday
lots o ppl itt are

anime tupac
Oct 25, 2010

stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it
as dawn breaks over the country of america, i cup my hands to my mouth and shout "TUMP" and frantically look for a way to edit the post

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


it's election day jfc

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016
I want to see the rear end in a top hat NC Governor lose his job
that's my morning take

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

One day Gregor Samsa woke up in his bed to find himself transformed into a Bill Mitchell.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

anime tupac posted:

as dawn breaks over the country of america, i cup my hands to my mouth and shout "TUMP" and frantically look for a way to edit the post

quoted b4 edit

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Lol if you need to ask. It's a foregone conclusion everyone is going to be hosed up tomorrow.



November 9 is the one free day everyone in America gets to show up to work hung over if not still clearly drunk and not be judged or fired for it

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://mobile.twitter.com/IZOD/status/795754318305624064

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Dogstoyevsky posted:

Things Britain has--

Cricket
Brexit
Beans on toast?

Things America has--

Freedom
Moon landings
Oral sex
Gun violence

Yeah think I'll take our way of life, thanks.

Are the British beans like American "baked beans"? I like those okay.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Chris James 2 posted:

*smiles and taps "pls kill me" in morse code*

*blinks out 'lets have another election immidiately'*

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Dogstoyevsky posted:

Things Britain has--

Cricket
Brexit
Beans on toast?


It is winter so no one is playing cricket, Brexit hasn't happened yet so all we have is beans on toast. :11tea:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

did ol fat cuck bone decide whos he gonna vote for???????????

Sai
Sep 20, 2004

im listening to the npr politics podcast and they say 'lock her up' chants originated at the gop convention but im like 80% sure they were a thing before then

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Baloogan posted:

did ol fat cuck bone decide whos he gonna vote for???????????

Himself

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Dogstoyevsky posted:

Things America has--

Freedom
Moon landings
Oral sex
Gun violence

if you got no food how you get so fat?

:reject:

Inferior Third Season
Jan 15, 2005

Did that fat gently caress finally pick a side?

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

:gas: :gas: :gas: :gas: :gas:
:gas: :gas: :gas: :gas: :gas:
woops srry i frauded all over the election

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Inferior Third Season posted:

Did that fat gently caress finally pick a side?

christie was always on trumps side

Bunleigh
Jun 6, 2005

by exmarx

Fuckin' kenbone

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Turdfuzz posted:

:gas: :gas: :gas: :gas: :gas:
:gas: :gas: :gas: :gas: :gas:
woops srry i frauded all over the election

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

Hello I'd like to report voter fraud at my polling location there are children in line and also a man with a soccer ball who I think might be an illegal

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

if this thread closes while im gone i just want u all to know that i hate every single one of u n ive never posted w/ more terrible ppl in all my life n also ur all nerds
godspeed

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

anime tupac
Oct 25, 2010

stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it

Yinlock posted:

for me it was barnacle jim jeffery lord's dumb rear end face

JaggerMcDagger
Feb 13, 2012

Bringing you Barry from the sordid depths of the Internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJlZeTSaT98

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
Holy poo poo 15000 pages!!!

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

n to the trump thread itself i just wanna say nice meltdown

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
~motherfuckin early morning saxaaphone solo~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=433-nmcWw8E

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Someone do the math on how much shitposting we need to hit 1500 before they call it for abuela

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Baloogan posted:

~motherfuckin early morning saxaaphone solo~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=433-nmcWw8E

Now make him play e1m1.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/795954831718498305

HereComesEverybody
Mar 2, 2007

a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

hey guys, i've been pretty much nonstop reading this thread since the comey letter and as i stand here at the end of all things i must say thank you for being a pretty chill place where i was able to construct a narrative going into today that eliminated an actual eye twitch developing over this terrible election season. please know i will be snooping on ur posts and getting thoroughly blasted tonight. looking forward to smoking legal weed w/ the first female prez

shoutouts to big boss and middle finger monkey guy

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
current mood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjyRUxazCw8

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/795954831718498305

TRUMP LIVETWEETING THE ELECTION
HOLY gently caress YES

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."


campaign or real don?

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
Talked to my dad last night about how each of us early voted. He's a white male with no college education and is a retired cop living in a rural town in Maine. He is also a registered Republican.

He voted for Clinton. ~silent majority~

:unsmith:


NOPE (see above)

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

CherryCola
Apr 15, 2002

'ahtaj alshifa
I JUST VOTED FOR THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT!!!!!

  • Locked thread