TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/795999529862565888

How long before the news reports that Crooked Hillary had him killed?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:52

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# ? May 15, 2024 10:34

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

guys what if trumps monster vote is real :ohdear:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:52

SuperDucky: May 13, 2007; by exmarx

If you've ever posted in CSPAM and you're not planning on getting out and voting for :abuela:

I hope you're banned from the forums and these dead gay United States of America.

:justpost:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:52

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

is trump bafd????????????????????????

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:53

mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

gonna vote real soon, just getting some breakfast first

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:54

brocretin: Nov 15, 2012; yo yo yo i loves virgins

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/796001597507649536

oh

ah yes the world in which :abuela:

can win the popular vote better than the electoral one

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:54

memy: Oct 15, 2011; by exmarx

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/795999749417684993

:confused:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:54

docbeard: Jul 19, 2011

I voted by mail a while back. For Hillary, and also for a leftist Muslim. (No, I didn't write in Obama.)

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:54

babypolis: Nov 4, 2009

some sick part of me wants him to win just to see the world go down the toilet in real time

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:54

passionate dongs: May 23, 2001; Snitchin' is Bitchin'

mandatory lesbian posted:

gonna vote real soon, just getting some breakfast first

i am hubgry and unshowered waiting in line like a true patriot

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:53

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/795998922196090880 :spooky:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:54

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Anectodal evidence is evidence.

It's just bad evidence

Ihth

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:54

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

babypolis posted:

some sick part of me wants him to win just to see the world go to poo poo in real time

Nope, gently caress that.

She gonna win bigly.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:55

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

guys what if trumps monster vote is real

I could imagine worse things than being ruled by the Wolfman.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:55

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

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♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

Quick, someone find out where manafort is today

https://twitter.com/PaulManafort/status/795844412907683840

he for some reason came out of the shadows last night to tweet about trump, which hasn't happened since he left as campaign ceo

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:55

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

babypolis posted:

what if trump wins lol

Lol

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:55

Sharparoni: Jan 11, 2004; THE MOST EXCITING MASCOT IN THE LAST 4000 YEARS OF COLLEGE SPORTS

Got this ad on Youtube. Lol at Willie Robertson as the Middle Class representative, as the working class folks probably identify with him more than any other people, even though he is a multimillionaire

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# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:55

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Trump is going to end up like Falcone in Batman Begins--strapped to a bed in a mental hospital, twitching and muttering "Mr. Brexit...Mr. Brexit..." over and over again.

Fritz Coldcockin fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Nov 8, 2016

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:56

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Samuel Clemens posted:

I could imagine worse things than being ruled by the Wolfman.

i heard that utah is already governed by a vampire mayor

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:55

hanales: Nov 3, 2013

Chris James 2 posted:

Can confirm I'm in PA, white, and wore a BLM shirt when I went to vote for mi abuela

They now know they aren't even safe in their own skin color

You've inspired me. I will be wearing my "I can't breathe" shirt to the lily white polling place at the end of my street.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:56

TL: Jan 16, 2006; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world; Fallen Rib

I'm so excited to have just voted for my Abuela!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:55

Chair In A Basket: Aug 6, 2005; I'm basically Jesus.; Nap Ghost

welp i hosed up

basically spoiled a ballot because the pen they had in the booth exploded. ink seemed to favor mostly R sections, even though it looks like I was voting with fingerpaint. took the sodden sheet over to the table to ask for a new ballot. they said they could not give me a 2nd ballot due to fears of fraud, and the grabbed the mismarked ballot I had shown her and threw it in the ballot box. I told her that this was hosed up, but she said she would call the cops if I didn't move long. I had to be at work this morning, so I just chickened out, but I am still fuming. what can/should I be doing about this?

this is in Denver, NC.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:55

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

docbeard posted:

I voted by mail a while back. For Hillary, ~~and also for~~ a leftist Muslim

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:55

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Tonight we'll all see that Trump is winning at 7:00 for an hour when Indiana, Kentucky, South Carolina and Georgia close

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:56

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

Squizzle posted:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/795998922196090880

like a HOG

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:55

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Jake Tapper gets it
https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/795999420621979649

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:55

Dr. Phildo: Dec 8, 2003; Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so; Soiled Meat

On the other side of the world, I'm going to bed

Hope y'all have fun and don't do anything too crazy! I want to see Pres Clinton when I wake up

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:56

MShadowy: Sep 30, 2013; dammit eyes don't work that way!; Fun Shoe

Already voted here, so I don't have to worry about that at least

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:56

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Helllo I am from the Strength class

No I am not a nazi

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:57

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/PaulManafort/status/795844412907683840

he for some reason came out of the shadows last night to tweet about trump, which hasn't happened since he left as campaign ceo

Smells like an alibi

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:57

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

At a cum cookie so my spirit could become closer to mi abuela's dark god. Hail Satan, queen.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:56

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

Chair In A Basket posted:

welp i hosed up

basically spoiled a ballot because the pen they had in the booth exploded. ink seemed to favor mostly R sections, even though it looks like I was voting with fingerpaint. took the sodden sheet over to the table to ask for a new ballot. they said they could not give me a 2nd ballot due to fears of fraud, and the grabbed the mismarked ballot I had shown her and threw it in the ballot box. I told her that this was hosed up, but she said she would call the cops if I didn't move long. I had to be at work this morning, so I just chickened out, but I am still fuming. what can/should I be doing about this?

this is in Denver, NC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:57

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

babypolis posted:

some sick part of me wants him to win just to see the world go to poo poo in real time

its kinda like brexit, going into brexit i thought no fuckin brexit way it was going to happen. some right wing brexrrorist (not false flag) offed a british congresswoman the week before brexit and i thought that deffo would brexit swing things out of brexit.

im 100% certain clinton is going to win; but im willing to be bexited, and brexited hard

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:56

Schlonged Again: Jan 30, 2016

babypolis posted:

some sick part of me wants him to win just to see the world go down the toilet in real time

in a way, definitive proof that Nothing Matters and Everything Sucks would be comforting

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:57

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

Chair In A Basket posted:

welp i hosed up

basically spoiled a ballot because the pen they had in the booth exploded. ink seemed to favor mostly R sections, even though it looks like I was voting with fingerpaint. took the sodden sheet over to the table to ask for a new ballot. they said they could not give me a 2nd ballot due to fears of fraud, and the grabbed the mismarked ballot I had shown her and threw it in the ballot box. I told her that this was hosed up, but she said she would call the cops if I didn't move long. I had to be at work this morning, so I just chickened out, but I am still fuming. what can/should I be doing about this?

this is in Denver, NC.

When trump wins it is 100% your fault, Chair In A Basket (of Deplorables)

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:57

DaveWoo: Aug 14, 2004; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/796003217003966464

Seems pretty optimistic to me, but hey, Plouffe knows his stuff

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:57

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/gallery/2016/nov/08/election-2016-trump-clinton-comic-strip

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:58

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Things the Republican base/Talk radio will blame for Trump's loss:

- The Crooked system
- The ESTABLISHMENT for allowing all those Latinos into America.
- #NeverTrumpers for not backing their candidate
- THE MEDIA

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:58

GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Chair In A Basket posted:

welp i hosed up

basically spoiled a ballot because the pen they had in the booth exploded. ink seemed to favor mostly R sections, even though it looks like I was voting with fingerpaint. took the sodden sheet over to the table to ask for a new ballot. they said they could not give me a 2nd ballot due to fears of fraud, and the grabbed the mismarked ballot I had shown her and threw it in the ballot box. I told her that this was hosed up, but she said she would call the cops if I didn't move long. I had to be at work this morning, so I just chickened out, but I am still fuming. what can/should I be doing about this?

this is in Denver, NC.

Call the cops and tell them what happened. They're supposed to give you a new ballot if you gently caress yours up.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:58

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# ? May 15, 2024 10:34

Phyresis: Nov 2, 2004; I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me

Baloogan posted:

its kinda like brexit, going into brexit i thought no fuckin brexit way it was going to happen. some right wing brexrrorist (not false flag) offed a british congresswoman the week before brexit and i thought that deffo would brexit swing things out of brexit.

im 100% certain clinton is going to win; but im willing to be bexited, and brexited hard

you're incorrigible

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:57

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