TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Lol looking in greater detail at this line it's like 80% nasty women. Hail satan. 🚽👷🔩🎂

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:35

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# ? May 18, 2024 02:12

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Booze today is worth two liver sorosis tomorrow as the wise, dying man once said.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:35

Myron Baloney: Mar 19, 2002; Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Voted on the way home from work, a dude I actually knew (loves trump) was poll-watching, sitting in his chair with his hands in his lap like a good boy. First time I ever saw him in a blazer. I don't know what he thought might be worth watching at a rural town hall with very few people under 60 to be found. Bought some Brown Shugga and some very nice fresh flounders on the way home I'm going to fry fish and drink until I pass out.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:34

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

mandatory lesbian posted:

like who?

Robert Stafford. If you went to college you might have heard of him.

Or Justin Morill. If you went to a land grant college you might have heard of him.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:35

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

exquisite tea posted:

Higher overall turnout generally helps Democrats yes, since they tend to be ~lower propensity~ voters. It all depends on how that turnout is shaping up demographically.

Steve Schale is REALLLLL confident about Florida going Hillary:

http://steveschale.com/

and if she wins Florida, she is president

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:35

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

exquisite tea posted:

Higher overall turnout generally helps Democrats yes, since they tend to be ~lower propensity~ voters. It all depends on how that turnout is shaping up demographically.

2 words

monster

vote

:smugdon:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:36

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Geoff Zahn posted:

Is there a real chance of Hillary getting Texas or should I sell my PredictIt shares and buy booze

ask sulk

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:35

Perfectly Safe: May 30, 2003; no danger here.

Venom Snake posted:

Fort C-SPAM will continue

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:36

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Pat Toomey is a coward
https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/796009916960034816

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:35

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

theflyingorc posted:

Steve Schale is REALLLLL confident about Florida going Hillary:

http://steveschale.com/

and if she wins Florida, she is president

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:36

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

What do poll watchers hope to achieve, really?

Do they know we actually have people who monitor polls to ensure no voter fraud occurs?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:36

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

i'm eating fried chicken with sriracha and drinking beer while watching the livestreams, holla @ me

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:36

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/795999529862565888

sic transit gloria manaforti

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:36

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

theflyingorc posted:

Steve Schale is REALLLLL confident about Florida going Hillary:

http://steveschale.com/

and if she wins Florida, she is president

if she wins Florida and then somehow loses Pennsylvania, she would still be the president without any other Swing states

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:36

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

I'm subjecting myself to the 52-hour InfoWars livestream because I need to feel something before the polls close.

Nothing else works. I've built up a resistance against all other forms of election insanity....even Bill Mitchell.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:37

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Those poor forgotten white folks

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:36

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Joementum posted:

i think you'll find that vermont produces interesting politicians who influence the national discourse

bernie is from brooklyn

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:36

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I voted super early this morning so I didn't see any Trumpists handing out pamphlets or sample ballots

Would've been to give one a blank stare and mumble "no hablo ingles"

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:37

more like dICK: Feb 15, 2010; This is inevitable.

So how does everyone feel re: bustin?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:36

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

theflyingorc posted:

Steve Schale is REALLLLL confident about Florida going Hillary:

http://steveschale.com/

and if she wins Florida, she is president

There's a lot to feel good about in Florida, the most important probably being that Hispanic turnout in EV was at 15.3% and might hit 16% when all is said and done. Even the most generous voter models were predicting ~14%.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:37

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

TBeats posted:

Those poor forgotten white folks

thanks for the memories

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:38

brocretin: Nov 15, 2012; yo yo yo i loves virgins

Covok posted:

What do poll watchers hope to achieve, really?

Do they know we actually have people who monitor polls to ensure no voter fraud occurs?

men standing around polling places with dogs, eyeing voters in predominantly minority precincts

hmmmm

HMMMMMMMM

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:37

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

It's worth noting its illegal to solicit for a candidate within 100 feet of a polling place.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:37

Fiction: Apr 28, 2011

Why would you be watching the livestreams at this hour.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:38

sejoonki: Feb 5, 2013

Beef-Stew posted:

Oh no - I literally meant that my wife and I voted at our local precinct. There was a ton of early voting on NOVA, so I wouldn't stress about it. I voted with a pretty diverse crew too, so probably just luck of when we showed up to our respective spots.

A-ha, OK that was stupid of me

..in that case +1 for Hillary over here as well

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:38

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

cnn production values

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:38

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

im spurtin here

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:37

Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

triple sulk posted:

lmao @ montco going anythign but blue in 2016

h*ck yeah montco :hfive:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:38

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Joementum posted:

Robert Stafford. If you went to college you might have heard of him.

Or Justin Morill. If you went to a land grant college you might have heard of him.

I hear that George Dewey fellow made some waves, in his time.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:38

FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

Chair In A Basket posted:

welp i hosed up

basically spoiled a ballot because the pen they had in the booth exploded. ink seemed to favor mostly R sections, even though it looks like I was voting with fingerpaint. took the sodden sheet over to the table to ask for a new ballot. they said they could not give me a 2nd ballot due to fears of fraud, and the grabbed the mismarked ballot I had shown her and threw it in the ballot box. I told her that this was hosed up, but she said she would call the cops if I didn't move long. I had to be at work this morning, so I just chickened out, but I am still fuming. what can/should I be doing about this?

this is in Denver, NC.

This is a really serious thing and you need to call the cops.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:38

Perfectly Safe: May 30, 2003; no danger here.

(just emptying the folder marked STFU into the thread over the course of the day, carry on everyone)

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:38

dik-dik: Feb 21, 2009

Chair In A Basket posted:

welp i hosed up

basically spoiled a ballot because the pen they had in the booth exploded. ink seemed to favor mostly R sections, even though it looks like I was voting with fingerpaint. took the sodden sheet over to the table to ask for a new ballot. they said they could not give me a 2nd ballot due to fears of fraud, and the grabbed the mismarked ballot I had shown her and threw it in the ballot box. I told her that this was hosed up, but she said she would call the cops if I didn't move long. I had to be at work this morning, so I just chickened out, but I am still fuming. what can/should I be doing about this?

this is in Denver, NC.

call the police.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:39

brocretin: Nov 15, 2012; yo yo yo i loves virgins

TBeats posted:

Those poor forgotten white folks

can confirm as a honkey that white people suck bigly

no good very bad demographic imo

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:39

Senf: Nov 12, 2006

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY

OR A REALLY BAD DAY

I DON'T KNOW YET :ohdear:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:39

Gravy Jones: Sep 13, 2003; I am not on your side

Myron Baloney posted:

Voted on the way home from work, a dude I actually knew (loves trump) was poll-watching, sitting in his chair with his hands in his lap like a good boy. First time I ever saw him in a blazer. I don't know what he thought might be worth watching at a rural town hall with very few people under 60 to be found. Bought some Brown Shugga and some very nice fresh flounders on the way home I'm going to fry fish and drink until I pass out.

Walk past him heading towards the polls a second time and see if he notices

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:38

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

Teikanmi posted:

cnn production values

That actually seems pretty accurate.

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# ? May 18, 2024 02:12

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

brocretin posted:

men standing around polling places with dogs, eyeing voters in predominantly minority precincts

hmmmm

HMMMMMMMM

Ah, the fear of lynching to keep the colored away. Nice to know America never changes.

:barf:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:39

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