TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

Joementum posted:

Robert Stafford. If you went to college you might have heard of him.

Or Justin Morill. If you went to a land grant college you might have heard of him.

i went to college, but i have not heard of them

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vektuz: Sep 19, 2005; Endangered Species

Covok posted:

It's worth noting its illegal to solicit for a candidate within 100 feet of a polling place.

When I went to early rig yesterday, there was someone exactly 102 feet of the polling place. They were gone by the time I was done, though. The local officials mentioned that they measured the distance. Looks like both sides were giving them grief since it always seems like in poor taste. Not only that but it was an early voting venue which covered multiple cities and they were politicking for a local candidate which almost nobody actually going there could even vote for.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:44

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

Elephant Ambush posted:

It is really hard to concentrate at work today

same I'm not getting jack poo poo done

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:44

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

So this is a totally useless anecdote, but I have never seen so many people at that polling place.

2008 wasn't even close :stare:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:46

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Covok posted:

So, what channel number do y'all think Trump TV will air on? It's going to be announced tonight at Trump's concession speech.

it's going to be streamed online, most likely through facebook at the beginning

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:46

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Cephalocidal posted:

-1 for Trump.

so you're killing yourself?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:46

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

mandatory lesbian posted:

i went to college, but i have not heard of them

stafford loans my friend

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:46

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

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votin makes me feel good

Gonna fuckin legalize weed eat a cookie and pet a dogge hail satan HAIL freakin satan

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:45

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

talking about underground porn ring among iraq war vets on infowars "but that's beside the point"

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:45

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Covok posted:

What do poll watchers hope to achieve, really?

Do they know we actually have people who monitor polls to ensure no voter fraud occurs?

Intimidate minorities into not voting :shrug:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:46

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mandatory lesbian posted:

i went to college, but i have not heard of them

guess you didn't have a stafford loan

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:46

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Joementum posted:

Bill Blachly, another great Vermont politician

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_kKWDkUgHI

true story if a politician cant act cool w children i cant trust them

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:46

brocretin: Nov 15, 2012; yo yo yo i loves virgins

Schnorkles posted:

So this is a totally useless anecdote, but I have never seen so many people at that polling place.

2008 wasn't even close

where are you again???

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:46

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Squizzle posted:

look bernouts are monstrous children but your dumb as rocks if you think bernies run didnt activate a lot of young voters in a powerful way, and didnt pull the democratic party rhetoric much more strongly toward open progressivism than it would otherwise have been this year

and bernie himself honestly seems like a funny dude as senators go so theres that

It did make Clinton co-opt a lot of his platform, to be sure.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:46

Swedgin: Aug 22, 2006; by exmarx

https://twitter.com/Fishbooom/status/796003756269780992

who the gently caress knows if this is actually true

but if it is

:getin:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:45

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

C-SPAM's closing at 12, get your posts in now :siren:

Schnorkles posted:

So this is a totally useless anecdote, but I have never seen so many people at that polling place.

2008 wasn't even close

turnout's down in Philly tho

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:45

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

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Joementum posted:

i love municipal incompetence too

Just look at all these enthusiastic men and women who are probably getting threatened by their bosses to come back to work, Jimmy!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:46

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Somebody's already noted, I assume, that the fact that the old thread ended on page 14088 is a clear sign that we live in a beautiful benevolent universe.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:46

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

mandatory lesbian posted:

i went to college, but i have not heard of them

congrats on being rich enough to not require a federal student loan

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:46

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

brocretin posted:

where are you again???

Idaho, land of potatoes and meth

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:46

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

triple sulk posted:

philly on msnbc right now ftw

tell. me. what is going on

spill

spill.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:47

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Chair In A Basket posted:

welp i hosed up

basically spoiled a ballot because the pen they had in the booth exploded. ink seemed to favor mostly R sections, even though it looks like I was voting with fingerpaint. took the sodden sheet over to the table to ask for a new ballot. they said they could not give me a 2nd ballot due to fears of fraud, and the grabbed the mismarked ballot I had shown her and threw it in the ballot box. I told her that this was hosed up, but she said she would call the cops if I didn't move long. I had to be at work this morning, so I just chickened out, but I am still fuming. what can/should I be doing about this?

this is in Denver, NC.

you mr. magoo-ed your ballet and for the rest of your life when people ask you who you voted for in the most sensational election of all time you're going to have to tell this story

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:46

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

Like I can think of two local chains who make ice cream significantly better than b+j although I can't really afford it because lol $10 a pint whatever man

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:46

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

walking to my polling location rn

Soloist

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:47

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

Bill Blachly, another great Vermont politician

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_kKWDkUgHI

I had no idea that the majority of Vermont residents' favorite hobby was taking axe to wood

c/d???

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:47

Cephalocidal: Dec 23, 2005

Louisgod posted:

so you're killing yourself?

Only if Orange Hitler wins. (It will be a death of the spirit, by way of other stronger spirits.)

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:46

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Swedgin posted:

https://twitter.com/Fishbooom/status/796003756269780992

who the gently caress knows if this is actually true

but if it is

If he's so confident that he's winning, then why wouldn't he want his triumph broadcasted to the world?

Unless, perhaps...Trump is, y'know...shook?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:47

Mr. World: May 6, 2007; Working undercover for the man . . .

Squizzle posted:

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eh, it makes me feel pretty good.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:47

Fake James: Aug 18, 2005; Y'all got any more of that plastic?; Buglord

Does whisky mix well with baja blast

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:48

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

turnout's down in Philly tho

i've been reading about high turnout in basically all cities, but that's normal. specific link?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:48

brocretin: Nov 15, 2012; yo yo yo i loves virgins

Schnorkles posted:

Idaho, land of potatoes and meth

ah that's the bigly white supremacist vote then

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:48

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Squizzle posted:

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# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:48

MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

Voted for Hildawg in NY. Won't change the outcome of the EC, but every extra bit of rejection from Trump's home state helps.

Didn't get my goddamn sticker though

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:48

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

guys help i'm arzy-ing pretty badly right now

what if all the lovely voters are coming out of the woodwork and trump wins :ohdear:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:48

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ComradeCosmobot posted:

lol if you didn't ask for today off

election-day related job :negative:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:48

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

crazy cloud posted:

these men r impotent cucks and it makes em feel big and not impotent to menace the uppity liberals w their guns

Conservatives just love to spout on and on about cuckolds. It's so weird. Bet they jerk it to cuckold porn.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:48

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

Geoff Zahn posted:

Does whisky mix well with baja blast

does anything

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:49

Gareth Gobulcoque: Jan 10, 2008

Geoff Zahn posted:

Does whisky mix well with baja blast

It's alright.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:49

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Alter Ego posted:

It did make Clinton co-opt a lot of his platform, to be sure.

this talking point is wholly incoherent to me

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Inglonias: Mar 7, 2013; I WILL PUT THIS FLAG ON FREAKING EVERYTHING BECAUSE IT IS SYMBOLIC AS HELL SOMEHOW

zen death robot posted:

Not an option in Missouri unless you sign an affidavit stating you're going to be out of town or whatever and it has to be notarized. Its bullshit.

Not an option in Virginia either, but at least here you don't need to do anything other than SAY you'll be out of town on the form you're mailed. Not like they check or something.

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