TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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iospace: Jan 19, 2038

I early voted, but I got a Hillary sticker on today :getin:

E: HAIL DREAD :abuela:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:11

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# ? May 15, 2024 19:03

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

YOURE SO PHONY

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:11

GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Oh hell yes I'm a farmer.

I am glad Turdfuzz got elected mayor, hopefully he can make our fort great again for the first time.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:10

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

CheesyDog posted:

If you give one candidate more votes, it turns out that they have more votes than they would otherwise have

The polls don't really support this

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:11

Swedgin: Aug 22, 2006; by exmarx

lmao msnbc showing Trump leaving and the crowd is screaming and booing at him

one dude yelling YOU'RE SO PHONY DONALD

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:10

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Agrajag posted:

did you at least collect the deer for some good free range meat tonight?

Absolutely. I will feast on my blood sacrifice on Saturday. The guy who does my deer processing was about half a mile away.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:10

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

So

Wheres the Donald Trump Official Election Monitors........ I was promised they would be out in FULL FORCE today

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:11

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

GlyphGryph posted:

Oh hell yes I'm a farmer.

I am glad Turdfuzz got elected mayor, hopefully he can make our fort great again for the first time.

read this as "our fart great again" and still not entirely sure you didn't typo

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:11

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

triple sulk posted:

lmao they booing him again

I look forward to his own crowd booing him tonight when he concedes (or doesn't).

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:11

Lamprey Cannon: Jul 23, 2011; by exmarx

Venom Snake posted:

Today is the day!

A Vile Force of Darkness has Arrived!

Next demon lord at your fort must be Hillary.

Dwarfitize me, captain!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:12

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Abuela going to smash her enemies and drive the republicans before her. :unsmigghh:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:12

Next-Gen: Sep 22, 2004; Ted Nugent is the next generation in Joint Combat soldiers

+1 para mi abuela

also had a weird fuckin amendment to tax video sex workers but i thought that was already illegal here

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:12

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:12

anotherone: Feb 8, 2001; Username taken, please choose another one

Swedgin posted:

lmao msnbc showing Trump leaving and the crowd is screaming and booing at him

one dude yelling YOU'RE SO PHONY DONALD

I heard "You're so boring, you bore me to death" which probably cuts more deeply for Trump than anything else

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:11

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

even in game form im riggin elections

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:12

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

I hope Hillary Rodham Clinton wins the election.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:12

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Venom Snake posted:

hope huge pubes a dwarf doesnt also have a deer accident :ohno:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:13

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Al! posted:

So

Wheres the Donald Trump Official Election Monitors........ I was promised they would be out in FULL FORCE today

they've shown up at a couple places without credentials and been told quite pointedly to leave or have the police called on them

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:13

Civilized Fishbot: Apr 3, 2011

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

gently caress you assange!! you piece of poo poo!!!

Assange might have bad opinions personally, but leaking government info is cool and good as hell

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:13

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/796016813696057344

actually, the real victor of the election is all of us thanks to wikileaks

In one year, Julian has burned away ALL THE GOOD WILL he had with liberals and with conservatives. Literally, none of them trust him now. He is now just a man in an embassy with no friends or outside contact. Wasting away behind a computer screen believing himself important when he is truly, utterly not.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:13

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Did I miss anything in the mad fast dash to 14088 in the last thread.

Did I miss anything today?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:13

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Schnorkles posted:

they've shown up at a couple places without credentials and been told quite pointedly to leave or have the police called on them

if i had a dollar for every time i've heard that

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:12

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Guys I wonder if Donald Trump will release his tax returns today?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:13

a patagonian cavy: Jan 12, 2009; UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Joementum posted:

midwest.jpg

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:12

Themagicalgoat: Oct 5, 2016

+1 for Satan and the witch in (lol) Tennessee. I rode my bike there, just like Mike Pence. No wait, no idiots with guns at the polling place. Just the sweet old black ladies and the token Republican dude. I'd imagine it's worse out in the burbs but I haven't seen any oathkeepers yet.

We already had our dumbass initiatives in the primary so now I'll go to the gym before drinking times.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:13

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

It's going to be loving hilarious if Trump's ground game is so bad he can't even organize voter intimidation gangs properly.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:14

double ohm seven: Jul 14, 2016

The whole ken bone thing fizzled out really really fast.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:14

Dr. VooDoo: May 4, 2006

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/WaltBismarck/status/795964815818641409

fukkin lmao what are these people

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:13

D1Sergo: May 5, 2006; Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.

Covok posted:

He is now just a man in an embassy with no friends or outside contact. Wasting away behind a computer screen believing himself important when he is truly, utterly not.

Truly a man of the people

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:13

Serf: May 5, 2011

Civilized Fishbot posted:

Assange might have bad opinions personally, but leaking government info is cool and good as hell

too bad they're leaking Russian propaganda and not labeling it as such lol

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:13

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Shageletic posted:

Did I miss anything in the mad fast dash to 14088 in the last thread.

Did I miss anything today?

it's surprisingly close in Nevada, dems cannibalized the vote

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:13

Matt Zerella: Oct 7, 2002; Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/EvanMcS/status/796018682401001472

I love my city :3:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:13

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

Hey people who think Trump is going to win according to the poll, why don't y'all post? let's get real weird and crazy in this thread and we need you to post

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:13

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Al! posted:

So

Wheres the Donald Trump Official Election Monitors........ I was promised they would be out in FULL FORCE today

i think reports came in that they were

*adjust glasses*

huge pussies

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:14

mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

okay its 10:15, time to vote :cool:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:14

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

GobiasIndustries posted:

Guys I wonder if Donald Trump will release his tax returns today?

Personally I'm just hoping he gets started on Hillary.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:15

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.