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Manifisto


Piso Mojado posted:

You should buy a bakers dozen of the classic byob one so you never feel alone again


Luvcow posted:

and when you do please follow this handy chart of where to place them



five stickers and a pint of goat's blood will also help with your aloneness problem

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


misty mountaintop posted:

It's open to exploitation of course. There's one guy here who has been continuously sucking dick for almost two years and the latest is that he wants management to agree to binding arbitration... They're never going to be able to slap the dick out of his mouth.

It's worth it though. Back in the old days they'd slap the dick out of your mouth before you even got the tip in.


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Manifisto posted:

five stickers and a pint of goat's blood will also help with your aloneness problem

i thought that was for erectile dysfunction and genital warts but i guess it'd help with aloneness too?


vanisher

Luvcow posted:

well if everyone could try to be on their best behavior then there will be no dicks being slapped out of anyone's mouth in the absence of our duck mod who is so kind as to spend her day handing out tacos to the homeless

"Alright, here's my thing, may I have a sticker?"
"Do you want the kitty one or the duckie one"
"I was under the impression it was a different sticker, I withdraw my request"
"you have to choose..."



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vanisher

Manifisto posted:

five stickers and a pint of goat's blood will also help with your aloneness problem

Those cookies I made were great because they kept summoning more cookies! It was like a perpetual cookie machine.



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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

vanisher posted:

perpetual cookie machine.

Good username here.

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

vanisher posted:

"Alright, here's my thing, may I have a sticker?"
"Do you want the kitty one or the duckie one"
"I was under the impression it was a different sticker, I withdraw my request"
"you have to choose..."

Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms
don't quit your day-yob

Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms
or your night-yob for that matter

always be yobbin' tbh

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


misty mountaintop posted:

Good username here.

can i steal this? vanisher????

mostly because "death metal grandma" doesn't fit in the rename field.

Randy Travesty fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Nov 8, 2016


vanisher

hamjobs posted:

can i steal this? vanisher????

mostly because "death metal grandma" doesn't fit in the rename field.

You have my blessing

Be happy together

(tears welling up)



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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


our love was not meant to be; 18 characters is the limit to our love.


Reubenesque Sandwich
Their flashing tongues, spitting out blood and poison.
welp, I just posted. yay me! I was never a big participant in the forums, until my wife explained to me how important it was even in a deep purple subforum.

in other news, I have a new job that should last a few months so I should be able to get my bike fixed, and move forward on my 81' Shovelhead project.

lastly, the ultra-Skyrim edition on the PS4 is pretty good. wish I had the 5gig mods for the XBone, but if wishes were horses beggars would ride.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Nov 8, 2016

vanisher

hamjobs posted:

our love was not meant to be; 18 characters is the limit to our love.

just to be nominated is an honor



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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

Reubenesque Sandwich posted:

welp, I just posted. yay me! I was never a big participant in the forums, until my wife explained to me how important it was even in a deep purple subforum.

in other news, I have a new job that should last a few months so I should be able to get my bike fixed, and move forward on my 81' Shovelhead project.

lastly, the ultra-Skyrim edition on the PS4 is pretty good. wish I had the 5gig mods for the XBone, but if wishes were horses beggars would ride.

Congratulations on the new job and don't forget to read the forum stickies! ;)

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Reubenesque Sandwich posted:

welp, I just posted. yay me! I was never a big participant in the forums, until my wife explained to me how important it was even in a deep purple subforum.

in other news, I have a new job that should last a few months so I should be able to get my bike fixed, and move forward on my 81' Shovelhead project.

lastly, the ultra-Skyrim edition on the PS4 is pretty good. wish I had the 5gig mods for the XBone, but if wishes were horses beggars would ride.

welcome thick/big boned sandwich friend :)

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


i'm really triggered by shovelheads and shovels and people hitting other people in the head with them ok so please read the forum stickies and also don't hurt your roommates/significant others in a weird love triangle with a shovel please humans.

#shovelawarenessday


Reubenesque Sandwich
Their flashing tongues, spitting out blood and poison.

hamjobs posted:

i'm really triggered by shovelheads and shovels and people hitting other people in the head with them ok so please read the forum stickies and also don't hurt your roommates/significant others in a weird love triangle with a shovel please humans.

#shovelawarenessday

I've been working on two different shovelheads, and next is an ironhead. really wish I could work on a knucklehead, but they are kinda pricey.

sorry to triggerhead you.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Reubenesque Sandwich posted:

I've been working on two different shovelheads, and next is an ironhead. really wish I could work on a knucklehead, but they are kinda pricey.

sorry to triggerhead you.

it was a jokehead but thank youhead. <3

i actually really want an shovelhead because hell yeaaaah also comfortable as heck like riding a recliner down the highway but i would immediately kill myself in some sort of fiery explosion. i'm gonna stick with my scooter until my dumb joints are ready for a real big bike.

ETA: you gonna post pics of the bike?!


Reubenesque Sandwich
Their flashing tongues, spitting out blood and poison.
[quote="hamjobs" post="466220857"]
it was a jokehead but thank youhead. <3

i actually really want an shovelhead because hell yeaaaah also comfortable as heck like riding a recliner down the highway but i would immediately kill myself in some sort of fiery explosion. i'm gonna stick with my scooter until my dumb joints are ready for a real big bike.

ETA: you gonna post pics of the bike?!

here's a gallery of me and my nephew working on "The Beast" and my new Shovelhead project. the batarangs will be the support for the keg-gastank.

https://i.imgur.com/IlU3p7F.jpg

you are never too young to learn about engines. he helped me clean my shop, I told him I'd pay him as long as he kept working. little dude worked for 7 hours straight, and never complained. I spent the remaining time teaching him about engines, and he got the Nike glasses he wanted out of the deal.

once he's older (and with parents permission!) I'm gonna help him restore a bike or a muscle car, his choice.

https://i.imgur.com/BxDCsUT.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/Dlp05xH.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/GFXXCmd.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/hFscU13.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/Fjd5AK3.jpg

E: thought it would link to the whole gallery!

Reubenesque Sandwich fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Nov 8, 2016

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Reubenesque Sandwich posted:


here's a gallery of me and my nephew working on "The Beast" and my new Shovelhead project. the batarangs will be the support for the keg-gastank.

https://i.imgur.com/IlU3p7F.jpg

you are never too young to learn about engines. he helped me clean my shop, I told him I'd pay him as long as he kept working. little dude worked for 7 hours straight, and never complained. I spent the remaining time teaching him about engines, and he got the Nike glasses he wanted out of the deal.

once he's older (and with parents permission!) I'm gonna help him restore a bike or a muscle car, his choice.

https://i.imgur.com/BxDCsUT.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/Dlp05xH.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/GFXXCmd.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/hFscU13.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/Fjd5AK3.jpg

you're the best uncle! holy poo poo that bike is going to be loving awesome when it's finished, and also, your nephew is definitely Za King. give him a high five from a weird lady in california.


Reubenesque Sandwich
Their flashing tongues, spitting out blood and poison.

hamjobs posted:

you're the best uncle! holy poo poo that bike is going to be loving awesome when it's finished, and also, your nephew is definitely Za King. give him a high five from a weird lady in california.

I shall! he gave himself the nickname, now it's permanently on my shop wall. he's coming out next weekend, gonna help me weld the braces in place for the tank.

I love them so much. when we go out it's like the united colors of Benetton. I'm a big goofy white dude, wife is Korean, nephew is black and niece is half Korean/ half black.

thanks to all who saved me from the rules, I read them just now and approve. bikes and family for life!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


today is kind of a weird day. my doctor called to tell me i need knee surgery again so i'm a little freaked out by that, and i'm thinking about posting a goon doctor thread.

i think i'd rather have byob's advice tho because it is much more serious and doctorlike. please, byob, tell me what to do about my exploding joints. should i like, roll them tighter?


eonwe



Reubenesque Sandwich posted:

[quote="hamjobs" post="466220857"]
it was a jokehead but thank youhead. <3

i actually really want an shovelhead because hell yeaaaah also comfortable as heck like riding a recliner down the highway but i would immediately kill myself in some sort of fiery explosion. i'm gonna stick with my scooter until my dumb joints are ready for a real big bike.

ETA: you gonna post pics of the bike?!

here's a gallery of me and my nephew working on "The Beast" and my new Shovelhead project. the batarangs will be the support for the keg-gastank.

https://i.imgur.com/IlU3p7F.jpg

you are never too young to learn about engines. he helped me clean my shop, I told him I'd pay him as long as he kept working. little dude worked for 7 hours straight, and never complained. I spent the remaining time teaching him about engines, and he got the Nike glasses he wanted out of the deal.

once he's older (and with parents permission!) I'm gonna help him restore a bike or a muscle car, his choice.

https://i.imgur.com/BxDCsUT.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/Dlp05xH.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/GFXXCmd.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/hFscU13.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/Fjd5AK3.jpg

E: thought it would link to the whole gallery!

that is cool as hell

Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms

Reubenesque Sandwich posted:

[quote="hamjobs" post="466220857"]
it was a jokehead but thank youhead. <3

i actually really want an shovelhead because hell yeaaaah also comfortable as heck like riding a recliner down the highway but i would immediately kill myself in some sort of fiery explosion. i'm gonna stick with my scooter until my dumb joints are ready for a real big bike.

ETA: you gonna post pics of the bike?!

here's a gallery of me and my nephew working on "The Beast" and my new Shovelhead project. the batarangs will be the support for the keg-gastank.

https://i.imgur.com/IlU3p7F.jpg

you are never too young to learn about engines. he helped me clean my shop, I told him I'd pay him as long as he kept working. little dude worked for 7 hours straight, and never complained. I spent the remaining time teaching him about engines, and he got the Nike glasses he wanted out of the deal.

once he's older (and with parents permission!) I'm gonna help him restore a bike or a muscle car, his choice.

https://i.imgur.com/BxDCsUT.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/Dlp05xH.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/GFXXCmd.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/hFscU13.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/Fjd5AK3.jpg

E: thought it would link to the whole gallery!

h*ck yes this owns

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
Any chance anyone has a backup of my signature, BYOB Fall - riding on a dog as skeleton? fml.

<3 <3 Vanisher

social vegan



Uxzuigal posted:

Any chance anyone has a backup of my signature, BYOB Fall - riding on a dog as skeleton? fml.

I still see yours on the post

eonwe



hamjobs posted:

today is kind of a weird day. my doctor called to tell me i need knee surgery again so i'm a little freaked out by that, and i'm thinking about posting a goon doctor thread.

i think i'd rather have byob's advice tho because it is much more serious and doctorlike. please, byob, tell me what to do about my exploding joints. should i like, roll them tighter?

you should let a goon do surgery on you

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


eonwe posted:

you should let a goon do surgery on you

seems reasonable and well thought out and not at all dangerous


Macnult

hamjobs posted:

today is kind of a weird day. my doctor called to tell me i need knee surgery again so i'm a little freaked out by that, and i'm thinking about posting a goon doctor thread.

i think i'd rather have byob's advice tho because it is much more serious and doctorlike. please, byob, tell me what to do about my exploding joints. should i like, roll them tighter?

go through the surgery again and post-pt develop an exercise routine that will keep the muscles around your joints strong.

social vegan



ask ur doc to upgrade them to blunts

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

hamjobs posted:

seems reasonable and well thought out and not at all dangerous

I think it would make an interesting thread, people get to watch as a goon uses wikihow to do surgery, people vote on what to do next during the surgery

vanisher

hamjobs posted:

today is kind of a weird day. my doctor called to tell me i need knee surgery again so i'm a little freaked out by that, and i'm thinking about posting a goon doctor thread.

i think i'd rather have byob's advice tho because it is much more serious and doctorlike. please, byob, tell me what to do about my exploding joints. should i like, roll them tighter?

You are going to want to take this to the top BYOB scientists in the Wednesday frog thread.



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Manifisto


hamjobs posted:

today is kind of a weird day. my doctor called to tell me i need knee surgery again so i'm a little freaked out by that, and i'm thinking about posting a goon doctor thread.

i think i'd rather have byob's advice tho because it is much more serious and doctorlike. please, byob, tell me what to do about my exploding joints. should i like, roll them tighter?

i'm told by reliable internet sources that the appropriate therapy can be identified by answering two questions:

1. does it move?
2. should it?

Piso Mojado

hamjobs posted:

today is kind of a weird day. my doctor called to tell me i need knee surgery again so i'm a little freaked out by that, and i'm thinking about posting a goon doctor thread.

i think i'd rather have byob's advice tho because it is much more serious and doctorlike. please, byob, tell me what to do about my exploding joints. should i like, roll them tighter?

I've had numerous knee surgeries from playing soccer and cycling really helped me get it under control.

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
I posted

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


okay goons can do surgery with wikihow while i'm cycling down some sort of mountain at speed into the mouth of the wednesday frog.

i'm seriously considering taking up longer-distance cycling after i get the all clear because i think i'd enjoy it, but if it has therapeutic benefit too that's a good-rear end bonus.

basically with RA sometimes you grow bone nodules in inappropriate places* that cause damage in the cartilage and the bones themselves. it would be pretty cool if it didn't hurt and cause problems like flamingo knee and poo poo. it's a pretty easy fix from the doctors' standpoint, though, so i told them to put a cool robot knee in while they're doing important business.

*like your butt, bone-rear end. (i'm kidding! i'm kidding!!!! this is a gentle forum and i am very sorry for calling you a bone-rear end!)

Randy Travesty fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Nov 9, 2016


vanisher

As a cyclist m'self I can highly recommend. Once in a moderately good level of shape it's similar to watching youtube train videos



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Plebian Parasite

I think I'm going to start posting here.

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Plebian Parasite posted:

I think I'm going to start posting here.

congratulations on your wise choice.

pets, hobbies and crimes. Let's hear about 'em


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