TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Joementum posted:

trump's going to win Rhode Island, the worst state

https://twitter.com/asamjulian/status/796023097379917825

WPRO is the local right-wing talk channel here in RI. This morning John DiPietro laying down a very convincing argument how Trump could win the state, which Obama only won by 27.5% in 2012. Apparently nobody he knew or talked to was voting for Hillary. Anything can happen!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:22

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# ? May 15, 2024 19:22

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

I'd actually like to try this

like, not eat it regularly

but just try it once to say I have

I, too, make every mistake at least once.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:23

Notable Dom X: Apr 3, 2011; by exmarx; Buglord

Get this: Tiffany is cuter than Ivanka

I've said my piece

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:23

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

euphronius posted:

I loved this episode as a kid

Does anyone know the title

mickeys trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjYIx2wtga4

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:23

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

Interesting!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:23

Mons Hubris: Aug 29, 2004; fanci flup

GobiasIndustries posted:

Ah pan con tomate, the classic Catalan dish we know and love

Wait that's pizza? gently caress you

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:23

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

posts for the post god

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:22

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

So sick of the dishonest media spelling Liddle Marco wrong! Sad!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:23

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/795347214532886528

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:23

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Al! posted:

i didnt kno that fact before how could it possibly be more horrifying

it is also traditionally dipped in spiders

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:23

remusclaw: Dec 8, 2009

Malania wrote in Obama.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:23

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Venom Snake posted:

Campaign update:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhvPlzelj9I

and now i know what's been missing in my life

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:23

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Joementum posted:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:23

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

I'm shook on Colorado

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:23

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

a patagonian cavy posted:

best thing I ever did was leave ohio

i have a bike and its nice for exercise but lmao the bike culture here

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:24

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Shark Sandwich posted:

is it just me or do these grapes taste really sour?

Joementum bad so what

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:23

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I'm firmly on board the hail satan platform espoused in recent days

hail satan

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:23

Bird Law: Nov 5, 2009; Hummingbirds are a legal tender.

Joementum posted:

We're all the disappointed Mario brother.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:23

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

revmoo posted:

What's the most up to date and accurate reporting site to leave open in a tab all day?

you're looking at it

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:24

Winter Stormer: Oct 17, 2012

Joementum posted:

I give up, who's dweebazoid

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:23

Northjayhawk: Mar 8, 2008; by exmarx

+1 for

in Iowa

Polling location was busier than 2012, not quite as busy as 2008

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:23

Oh Snapple!: Dec 27, 2005

Joementum....

...is good!!!!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:24

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Agrajag posted:

and now i know what's been missing in my life

Have you never seen Fury Road.

Go watch Fury Road to pass some time. You will be happy.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:24

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

GobiasIndustries posted:

Rhode Island pizza. gently caress 'em.

Rhode Island is officially a worthless state with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:23

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Admiral Ray posted:

I, too, make every mistake at least once.

sometimes you have to fall to pick yourself up

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:24

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

RocktheCaulk posted:

I'm shook on Colorado

We prob won't get single-payer health care and that sucks

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:24

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Venom Snake posted:

Lol

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:24

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Mons Hubris posted:

Ah pan con tomate, the classic Catalan dish we know and love

Wait that's pizza? gently caress you

It's known as "bakery pizza" in Rhode Island and it's served like you would a cracker and cheese plate at luncheons. Actual pizza is also in abundance.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:24

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Oh Snapple! posted:

Joementum....

...is good!!!!

Shageletic posted:

Joementum bad so what

the truth is in the middle

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:25

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Satan, like hillary, is extremely good

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:24

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I really doubt Colorado is even close.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:25

Mons Hubris: Aug 29, 2004; fanci flup

Rhode Island kind of gave us Talking Heads so I am still ok with them as a state.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:25

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

GobiasIndustries posted:

We prob won't get single-payer health care and that sucks

I'm more shook too many lazy dems won't bring in there ballots

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:25

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Winter Stormer posted:

I give up, who's dweebazoid

Trump's son.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:25

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Joementum posted:

the truth is in the middle

CENTRIST TRAITOR :byodood:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:26

Bryter: Nov 6, 2011; but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Oh Snapple! posted:

Joementum....

...is good!!!!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:25

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

so are we all dead yet or were we dead all along?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:25

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