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500562 49.92%
139 0.01%
153 0.02%
500888 49.95%
940 0.09%
Total: 1002682 votes
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Themagicalgoat
Oct 5, 2016

You can tell they're foreign because they say rubbish instead of trash or garbage. loving Georgians or Macedonians and their British English. Learn real English if you want to trick stupid right-wing America, fuckers. Although I do like the way Ed Balls speaks.

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RACHET
Dec 29, 2014

by exmarx
Voting machines across Detroit aren't working (ie they aren't switching votes, they aren't working alltogether)

http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/elections-2016/216159836-story


The Soros machines are jamming, and crashing


Other reports say that voters are being turned away

https://twitter.com/elmirana/status/796030245791006720

It is also raining in Detroit. Michigan is ours

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


Hobo Clown posted:

Gonna Arzy until late tonight and then immediately start Arzying about 2020

Uhhh more like Arzy about 2018 and how a collapse in 2018 spells doom for 2020

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

i'm bustin jerry im bustin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9hSpijwWCY

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


C'mon, don't pollute Winnie the Pooh.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

euphronius posted:

Like 7 people care about Estonia

Don't give gently caress about Estonia but there are also other countries within the Putinist "classical Russia". Like rest of the Baltics, Finland, entirety of Ukraine, Poland and such.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Why do voter machines always break? Jeez, you've had years to fix these things, guys! :mad:

Vitamin Me
Mar 30, 2007

https://twitter.com/creepyravioli/status/796049730690281473

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

okgoing to the polls 4real

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

god drat there is like 50 campaign signs in the yard of my polling place.

hail the corporate messiah satan

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

euphronius posted:

Everyone is arzying

Admit it



step off milk drinkers

Drinking :scotland: The Famous Grouse :scotland: neat and I couldn't be anymore blissfully nihilistic right now.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

RACHET posted:

This is a warning to all US citizens. Do not loiter in major cities after elections due to the dangers of riots by liberals and bum Democrats. The Black Lives matter Movement along with Anarchists, marxists and other liberal scum are expected to riot in the event of a Donald Trump victory. Major cities will burn to the ground especially those with high levels of crime and Democrat voters IE: New York, Seattle, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Oakland, Baltimore, Philly, Providence, Boston Et Al In the event of (God forbid)a Hillary Clinton victory, criminal elements all over the nation!

lmao that Providence was included in that list just lmao

publishko
Feb 16, 2014
https://twitter.com/GQMagazine/status/796049914253942786

I thought it was funny :shrug:

RACHET
Dec 29, 2014

by exmarx

fart blood posted:

Why do voter machines always break? Jeez, you've had years to fix these things, guys! :mad:

Voter fraud no longer acts out by dead voters or busing voters around, or even fake absentee ballots.

Election theft today is much more sophisticated and sinister. It occurs via electronic voting and counting systems.

And here’s the kicker; Soros has control of most of the IP of voting machines and counting systems scattered across the USA. His IT people have control of voting software that is present in every state.

ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.


Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/immolations/status/796050735091908615

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
One would hope Dick knows more about eating than politics.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Swedgin posted:

nice

I've been following Steve Schale like he's 2008 Unshook Nate but wasn't sure if the numbers being reported today are changing the outlook at all

stronger turnout for the GOP, but probably not enough because dem turnout is good too.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

RACHET posted:

Voter fraud no longer acts out by dead voters or busing voters around, or even fake absentee ballots.

Election theft today is much more sophisticated and sinister. It occurs via electronic voting and counting systems.

And here’s the kicker; Soros has control of most of the IP of voting machines and counting systems scattered across the USA. His IT people have control of voting software that is present in every state.

source yr quotes

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Has KKKillary Klinton been declared 45th president of the United States of America yet

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Lunch Alert! Dick Morris springs into Action!

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

god drat there is like 50 campaign signs in the yard of my polling place.

hail the corporate messiah satan

It is weird to me that that is not illegal in every state, and that it is not illegal in Federal election law.

I have only ever voted in Mass and New Jersey so I've never seen that poo poo in real life.

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013


the only thing thats wack as hell is some dumb white dude using "wack as hell" in his headline

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


1stGear posted:

Has KKKillary Klinton been declared 45th president of the United States of America yet

Trump just was, sorry

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Lastgirl posted:

"is she voting my name? she better be..."

More like, " which one is me?"

Lol if they both mark hillary cause trump can't read

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Evil Fluffy posted:

:psypop:

Donald Trump doesn't trust his wife to vote for him? :sad:

Hahah his internals are so poo poo he doesn't even know how his wife will vote

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k
I was the 667th voter at my polling place. I'm sorry that I let you down, thread.

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic
Hello election thread. Imma watch this voting thing all night it's p. exciting!

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
help give me a stream to watch

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/AlmightyBoob/status/796041385375768576

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



oh my god gently caress you you lovely millenial on msnbc

voting for jill stein

go gently caress yourself

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


any exit polls yet?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Hmmmm, why?

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Hahahahahah, someone just admitted to voting for Jill Stein on MSNBC.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
stein voter on MSNBC, thinks she has a chance.

:psyduck:

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Red Minjo posted:

I was the 667th voter at my polling place. I'm sorry that I let you down, thread.

:911:

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

this poor girl on MSNBC proud of throwing her vote away

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Kung Food posted:

So does anyone ever confront these people on why they think making it easier to vote is a bad thing?

Convo with ex-repub "both sides are bad" mother:
"Surely some democrat states limit voting hours too, right?"

she was mad when I laughed

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my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Qwijib0 posted:

stein voter on MSNBC, thinks she has a chance.

:psyduck:

shes convinced me to vote Stein, I did not know there were more than 2 candidates

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