TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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MShadowy: Sep 30, 2013; dammit eyes don't work that way!; Fun Shoe

Covok posted:

Inb4 Trump supporters arrested for obstructing polling. Face a huge fine with a potential for punitive charges.

Here's hoping

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:03

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# ? May 18, 2024 11:52

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

f#a# posted:

Just lol if your election day playlist doesn't include the entirety of Titus Andronicus' The Monitor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjaWJ74GkXA

I'm listening to Nine Inch Nails.

Because Clinton is going to NAIL this election and get us NINE Supreme Court Justices.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:03

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Tom Guycot posted:

Good morning friends, has trump already won?

our hearts, yeah

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:03

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/796030296156176388

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:03

ZHamburglar: Aug 24, 2006; I have a penis.

Shageletic posted:

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/796061670137176065

Its fine.

also get hosed bossie, you terminal ill harrassing racist piece of crap.

.............Romney and McCain core. All but 1 of the people I know who voted for them are voting for Trump because he doesn't represent real Republicans.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:03

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Now that I think about it I am kind of excited about FHOTUS, hopefully he keeps dickin' bimbos.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:03

ALFbrot: Apr 17, 2002

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

On tap: this barley wine. Brewed by me in June 2012 and bottled at 12.4%.

that's clearly from a bottle and not on tap

edit: reported for voter fraud

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:03

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Slate Action posted:

https://twitter.com/ppppolls/status/796064746252406784

I want to believe.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:03

DEEP STATE PLOT: Aug 13, 2008; Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/RalstonReports/status/796064435391512576

hahahaha

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:03

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/796062072241057793

Abuela didn't even get to go full saiyan

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:04

Sai: Sep 20, 2004

gaslighting yourself is cool anf good

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:03

pricklytoast: Oct 22, 2016

Is this how a junkie feels on the way to re up? Because I'm feeling a great sense of calm and excitement before tonight's overdose of schadenfreude.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:04

Cygna: Mar 6, 2009; The ghost of a god is no man.

One more for Abuela in PA. Almost had to use a provisional ballot because my name got sorted with what they thought was the absentee ballot roll, but it got straightened out. Overheard one of the workers say they'd fielded as many people so far today as they saw all day in 2012. :getin:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:04

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/796064758512361472

here is a preview

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:03

Sai: Sep 20, 2004

a favor del crist

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:04

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

fart blood posted:

I'm listening to Nine Inch Nails.

Because Clinton is going to NAIL this election and get us NINE Supreme Court Justices.

and donald trump has an INCH long micropenis

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:04

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

CONTRA EL HOMOS.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:04

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

whoa new reports from philly, apparently o'keefe is also a gigantic dumpster fuckin moron, and every day that he doesnt drown himself in his own piss represents a quote material failure of the great human endeavor quote

more on this story as it progresses gang

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:05

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

Oh this has not aged well.

what a shock, homebrewed barleywine didn't last 4 years

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:04

ZHamburglar: Aug 24, 2006; I have a penis.

Covok posted:

Inb4 Trump supporters arrested for obstructing polling. Face a huge fine with a potential for punitive charges.

On top of losing the right to vote, ironically.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:04

The Chad Jihad: Feb 24, 2007

I finally found some Mad Elf beer, so that's good, looking forward to trying that

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:05

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

donald tromp is going to lose the election bigly

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:05

Bruteman: Apr 15, 2003; Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/796036138783936512

I see stories like this about how the alt-right/Bannon are going to continue to back Trump and push on the anti-Trump GOP leadership, and another set of stories over the last week about how the GOP will dump Trump asap and try to proceed with business as usual (like when Romney lost). Is the former going to gain any ground if the latter is in effect? Is that only going to happen if the right wing media keeps on supporting Trump?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:06

Gareth Gobulcoque: Jan 10, 2008

Mayor Dave posted:

what a shock, homebrewed barleywine didn't last 4 years

I know right

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:05

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/796056442335875073

Gonna miss Andrew Web K. after the election.

Shageletic fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Nov 8, 2016

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:05

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:06

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

whoa new reports from philly, apparently o'keefe is also a gigantic dumpster fuckin moron, and every day that he doesnt drown himself in his own piss represents a quote material failure of the great human endeavor quote

more on this story as it progresses gang

poo poo

poo poo

SHIIIITTTTT

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:06

Notable Dom X: Apr 3, 2011; by exmarx; Buglord

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

Oh this has not aged well.

well, your house looks nice at least

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:07

Quidam Viator: Jan 24, 2001; ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

Lemming posted:

Well, I guess your whole thing makes sense now

Legit sorry to hear about that, though. Sucks man.

nah man.

Everyone fuckin hates me, nobody gives a poo poo, and i can't post a god drat thing on SA without fishmech or some other dildo just making GBS threads on it with a one liner. it's cool and good. it's time for me and SA to part ways.

plus the loving sir this is a mcdonalds drive thru jokes and stop sigining your posts bullshit is so loving lazy.

i got a good way to die: polycystic kidney disease. appears in middle age, totally congenital, can't do poo poo to accelerate it (LOL) or slow it down, and I got less than 10 years to live. plus a lot of nurses and doctors say kidney failure's a good way to go, pretty easy.

at least i got out of florida, got out of teaching, retired, and got to do a lot of cool poo poo. ya'll fuckers can stick around and enjoy the rest of the shitshow. i'm done whenever the admin hits the ban button.

i knew when i toxxed for trump i'd get banned, and that nothing of value would be lost.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:06

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Joementum posted:

homophobe

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:07

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Schnorkles posted:

donald tromp is going to lose the election bigly

scoop, if true

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:07

WarMECH: Dec 23, 2004

MaxxBot posted:

Now that I think about it I am kind of excited about FHOTUS, hopefully he keeps dickin' bimbos.

: FGOTUS

First Gentleman of the United States

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:07

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/796065562686328841

not me super weird polls guy

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:07

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Quidam Viator posted:

nah man.

Everyone fuckin hates me, nobody gives a poo poo, and i can't post a god drat thing on SA without fishmech or some other dildo just making GBS threads on it with a one liner. it's cool and good. it's time for me and SA to part ways.

plus the loving sir this is a mcdonalds drive thru jokes and stop sigining your posts bullshit is so loving lazy.

i got a good way to die: polycystic kidney disease. appears in middle age, totally congenital, can't do poo poo to accelerate it (LOL) or slow it down, and I got less than 10 years to live. plus a lot of nurses and doctors say kidney failure's a good way to go, pretty easy.

at least i got out of florida, got out of teaching, retired, and got to do a lot of cool poo poo. ya'll fuckers can stick around and enjoy the rest of the shitshow. i'm done whenever the admin hits the ban button.

i knew when i toxxed for trump i'd get banned, and that nothing of value would be lost.

rip

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:06

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

donald tromp is going to lose the election bigly

Inshallah

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:08

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

flanders red ale is gross as gently caress ya'll

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:07

Gareth Gobulcoque: Jan 10, 2008

Notable Dom X posted:

well, your house looks nice at least

Thanks, brah. We just bought it 2 weeks ago. I like it.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:07

Corny: Feb 18, 2006; i am scared

joementum you are doing gods work

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:08

trash person: Apr 5, 2006; Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

Wait so the Trump campaign is demanding the Clark County people keep the records of their votes? Doesn't every state do that anyway?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:07

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shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Quidam Viator posted:

nah man.

Everyone fuckin hates me, nobody gives a poo poo, and i can't post a god drat thing on SA without fishmech or some other dildo just making GBS threads on it with a one liner. it's cool and good. it's time for me and SA to part ways.

plus the loving sir this is a mcdonalds drive thru jokes and stop sigining your posts bullshit is so loving lazy.

i got a good way to die: polycystic kidney disease. appears in middle age, totally congenital, can't do poo poo to accelerate it (LOL) or slow it down, and I got less than 10 years to live. plus a lot of nurses and doctors say kidney failure's a good way to go, pretty easy.

at least i got out of florida, got out of teaching, retired, and got to do a lot of cool poo poo. ya'll fuckers can stick around and enjoy the rest of the shitshow. i'm done whenever the admin hits the ban button.

i knew when i toxxed for trump i'd get banned, and that nothing of value would be lost.

dont sign your posts

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:07

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