TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Ogmius815 posted:

+1 for Our Dread Abeula...in CT .

Calm yourself the end results aren't in shut the gently caress up stop complaining you son of a bitch peckerwood

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:17

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# ? May 15, 2024 14:08

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

OldTennisCourt posted:

Why was this such a non factor during the election anyway? I don''t think a single network reported on it,

it would go very very badly for every network that reported on it if it turned out to be horseshit.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:16

TyrantWD: Nov 6, 2010; Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

If your election day playlist is not Light of the Seven on an endless loop, you are doing it wrong.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:17

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

mannerup posted:

trump called into fox

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/796067805917483008
https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/796068415853182976

tonight is gonna be a shitshow

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:16

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Trump really, really doesn't know how to just say "I lost" does he?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:16

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Schnorkles posted:

is there a media source you have for this or just goons post itt?

MSNBC so yeah I'm probably just shook potential boosted.

Please come out booze in the milk I've got here.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:17

The Chad Jihad: Feb 24, 2007

CortezFantastic posted:

It's pretty good but honestly not worth the price, except for tonight.

Oh, well that's good then, I don't really account for alcohol purchases other than just "An Amount" so as long as it tastes nice I'm happy

Man this shift won't end

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:17

Agronox: Feb 4, 2005

Quidam Viator posted:

nah man.

Everyone fuckin hates me, nobody gives a poo poo, and i can't post a god drat thing on SA without fishmech or some other dildo just making GBS threads on it with a one liner. it's cool and good. it's time for me and SA to part ways.

plus the loving sir this is a mcdonalds drive thru jokes and stop sigining your posts bullshit is so loving lazy.

i got a good way to die: polycystic kidney disease. appears in middle age, totally congenital, can't do poo poo to accelerate it (LOL) or slow it down, and I got less than 10 years to live. plus a lot of nurses and doctors say kidney failure's a good way to go, pretty easy.

at least i got out of florida, got out of teaching, retired, and got to do a lot of cool poo poo. ya'll fuckers can stick around and enjoy the rest of the shitshow. i'm done whenever the admin hits the ban button.

i knew when i toxxed for trump i'd get banned, and that nothing of value would be lost.

Sir, if you can't decide, I recommend the Heath Bar Blizzard. The Oreo is very good too. But there are customers behind you.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:17

thrawn527: Mar 27, 2004; Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Tom Guycot posted:

what is o'keef doing

Following black people around.

Not kidding.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:18

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

can you imagine being such a lame piece of poo poo that you think Milo is cool

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:17

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Covok posted:

Trump really, really doesn't know how to just say "I lost" does he?

But he really wanted to win! He always gets the things he wants!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:18

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

theflyingexecutive posted:

Is there another YouTube livestream?this vice/CNN one keeps jumping

go here, there are like 10 different streams of different cable news channels

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLU12uITxBEPHOJO1FU8qll6gQmKcXp5S7

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:17

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I don't really drink anymore but I'm going to have a bottle of Cleveland's own Great Lakes Dortmunder Gold when Ohio goes to Hillary.

e: Ed's Burning Cuyahoga Balls

You literature PhD loving drink or else Ed Balls will eat you tonight

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:18

turnip kid: May 24, 2010

https://twitter.com/MNailey/status/796067384180125696

fuuuuck these people

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:18

Sulphagnist: Oct 10, 2006; WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

OldTennisCourt posted:

Why was this such a non factor during the election anyway? I don''t think a single network reported on it,

The anonymous woman was anonymous and she also withdrew the suit. It was probably a nothingburger or she got genuinely intimidated.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:17

OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

TwoStepBoog posted:

it would go very very badly for every network that reported on it if it turned out to be horseshit.

I guess I'm just confused. It was an actual court case right? How would they get in trouble if they reported on it regardless of if the case went to him?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:18

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/meganmesserly/status/796068747043708928

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:18

Still Fluxing: Feb 14, 2013; A vision. A picture in my head. A picture of this.

I teach second grade in Sweden, and today I had to reassure my students that Donald Trump wasn't going to win, and there wasn't going to be a war.

Hope you guys prove me right!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:18

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

OldTennisCourt posted:

Why was this such a non factor during the election anyway? I don''t think a single network reported on it,

lawsuit got dropped after the plaintiff failed to show herself at a press conference

might have been because of death threats

might have been because of plaintiff not existing

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:18

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

mrmcd posted:

There's a very easy and foolproof way to tell if voter fraud is occurring in your precinct. The only materials required are your eyes and a brown paper bag.

The brown paper bag with a bottle of Scotch in it that's all you need don't even need your eyes shut your eyes

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:18

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

Trump and his deplorable army are definitely behaving like winners do today

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:18

bhsman: Feb 10, 2008; by exmarx

If we're still sharing playlists here's my "broke the glass ceiling" one for later:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbAoZ0Ekpsw

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:19

Lemming: Apr 21, 2008

When do we start getting numbers, any numbers, I need it

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:18

Okonner: Dec 11, 2008; by exmarx

The trump thread was loving ripped away from us, voting for him now. I want my country (thread) back.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:19

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/meganmesserly/status/796068747043708928

Isn't it completely normal policy for a polling place to let people in line before close vote.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:18

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

DaveWoo posted:

oh yes, milo, you're just so dangerous and edgy

He gets banned from speaking at certain colleges which means he is as dangerous and edgy as the ultrarebellious Bill Maher and Chris Rock

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:19

386-SX 25Mhz VGA: Jan 14, 2003; (C) American Megatrends Inc.,

TwoStepBoog posted:

it would go very very badly for every network that reported on it if it turned out to be horseshit.

networks report on horseshit made up scandals almost constantly and without consequence

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:19

Quidam Viator: Jan 24, 2001; ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

Thanks for the reminder, dude bro.

-BROKE BRAIN
-LATIN TEACHER
-FREQUENT CUSTOMER AT DRIVE THRU
-WANTS A DOUBLE DOWN
-THAT GUY
-STUPID human being
-SOMEHOW YOUR POST WAS A COMEDY POST AND THIS IS NOT
-QV

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:20

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

latest report from the city of brotherly love, ye olde philadelphia,

apparently james o'keefe is some sort of greasy-dicked velociraptor w a pulsating brain, using his telepathy to disguise his true form so that he can devour the entrails of tea leoni

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:19

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

I don't know what you guys are bragging about with your high numbers. I was the 2nd person to vote where I live :colbert:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:19

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Lemming posted:

When do we start getting numbers, any numbers, I need it

You can see Indiana get called for Trump as early as 6:30pm!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:20

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

RocktheCaulk posted:

MSNBC so yeah I'm probably just shook potential boosted.

Please come out booze in the milk I've got here.

I mean, I wouldn't be super surprised? Cuyahoga has been lagging all cycle until it sort of out of nowhere caught up. [I was really surprised]. If its steady but not huge its okay as long as it holds all day.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:19

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

Lemming posted:

When do we start getting numbers, any numbers, I need it

I'm getting several numbers in right now:

69

420

More as this story develops

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:20

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Squizzle posted:

im hearing reports from all over philadelphia that james o'keefe is an idiot baby and that it would be hilarious if he got his rear end stranded like 15 blocks north of girard at 2 in the morning

its being said all over the city, not sure what to make of this

15. Blocks north of Girard would be good

Make it better go 8 blocks west too

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:20

Tainen: Jan 23, 2004

Felling the midday shakes. Hold me Schnorkles.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:19

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Squizzle posted:

latest report from the city of brotherly love, ye olde philadelphia,

apparently james o'keefe is some sort of greasy-dicked velociraptor w a pulsating brain, using his telepathy to disguise his true form so that he can devour the entrails of tea leoni

again?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:20