TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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	500562	49.92%
	139	0.01%
	153	0.02%
	500888	49.95%
	940	0.09%
Total:	1002682 votes

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Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Have to work until 430 pacific, I hope it's not called by the time I start the assault on my liver around 5ish.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:02

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 05:56

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

van jones sighed as he drew his katana for the last time

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:03

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/s

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:03

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

oneforthevine posted:

"gently caress Joe Arpaio!" says the kid on MSNBC

Grey Fox posted:

The kids are alright

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:03

isk: Oct 3, 2007; You don't want me owing you

sugar free jazz posted:

yeah, yeah that went pretty well" he thinks after he leaves the courtroom. "Now onto my next appointment, mistress devereaux's dungeon where i will have my weekly session of having a fat woman spit in my mouth"

this is normal right

right? mods???

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:03

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

God republicans are so hosed in the future looks like 70% of these kids are Hispanic

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:03

showbiz_liz: Jun 2, 2008

GobiasIndustries posted:

Here's some of the judge for those who missed it
https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/796076676480434176

in internet parlance, "trolls"

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:03

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

https://twitter.com/taylortetreau/status/795454747687862272

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:04

Assepoester: Jul 18, 2004; Can't post for 10 years!; Melman v2

RACHET posted:

Goons do not worry. Trump will take this one.

Polling between right and left wing in 2016 is EXTREMELY unreliable because left wing media and libtards have been shaming right wing voters into being very quite on their choice, in Trumps case especially.

Similar thing happened in Croatia 2 months ago. Socialists were polling between 31-34% day before election, and conservatives were between 25-28%. Socialist were estimated to get between 58-64 seats, conservatives between 53-57 seats.

Comes the election and conservatives got 62 seats and socialists 53. That was after conservative goverment only had 6 months of governing and they self imploded.

Similar thing happened with Brexit and Austrian presidency where right wing candidate wasn't suppose to actually win.

Trump is winning, make no mistake, quote me on that. Our pollster has Trump with 284 EV and he is including pollster bias and the fact that right wing candidates are ALWAYS outperforming on election day.

If you're going to do this you gotta toxx

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:04

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

https://twitter.com/conservatyler/status/795796625910366208

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:04

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

feels good

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:04

Gareth Gobulcoque: Jan 10, 2008

mango sentinel posted:

I also highly recommend americanos.

Bar trivia: first drink James bond ever orders.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:05

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Alex Jones is saying Hillary can't turn people out and he's not mad, actually, he's laughing.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:05

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

i cant wait to go get a steak and celebrate victory tonight

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:04

docbeard: Jul 19, 2011

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/abc15/status/796077409464238080

You just know there's someone back at that school shouting THE BELL DOESN'T DISMISS YOU I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:04

kibaces: Jul 11, 2016

GobiasIndustries posted:

Here's some of the judge for those who missed it
https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/796076676480434176

thx, she owns

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:05

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

It's Page 100 and I love my Abuela!!! :slick:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:04

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

SocketWrench posted:

This isn't true and you know it. Republicans say so. Only liedberals and black panthers walk around trying to intimidate voters....

For gently caress's sake, voter fraud and intimidation are always their big whine point about dems, but it's reps always being caught doing it

Republicans are now all about projection. :ironicat:

That should be their new party mascot.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:05

emdash: Oct 19, 2003; and?

SocketWrench posted:

This isn't true and you know it. Republicans say so. Only liedberals and black panthers walk around trying to intimidate voters....

For gently caress's sake, voter fraud and intimidation are always their big whine point about dems, but it's reps always being caught doing it

republicans are 90% projection and 10% racism

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:05

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/796067271307300864

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:06

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Iron Crowned posted:

I better be able to watch tonight's clips tomorrow morning since I have no cablw

there's streaming options on youtube, check the OP

Schnorkles posted:

I love all y'all right now

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:05

showbiz_liz: Jun 2, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

I love all y'all right now

realtalk, I cannot tell you how much your early voting rundowns meant to me, and sincerely thank you for taking the time to do them.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:05

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

eonwe posted:

i cant wait to go get a steak and celebrate victory tonight

I think I will do that too, capital idea fam

I got some :scotland:

to go with that steak

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:06

Oxxidation: Jul 22, 2007

Cardboard Box A posted:

If you're going to do this you gotta toxx

he already did, in both threads

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:06

rawrr: Jul 28, 2007

AKA Pseudonym posted:

I'm having morbid thoughts about Hillary losing Texas. Somebody hold me.

this is some transcendental arzying

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:06

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/AndrewKragie/status/796070316393058304

this is TX as all HELL

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:07

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

Mr Hootington posted:

https://twitter.com/conservatyler/status/795796625910366208

somebody call CPS

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:07

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

comingafteryouall posted:

do you guys think Bill Mitchell is actually doing some kind of terrible math or he's just making up complete BS?

He believes very strongly that he is right, so he is right.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:06

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Mr Hootington posted:

https://twitter.com/conservatyler/status/795796625910366208

Child abuse isn't OK

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:07

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Winkie01 posted:

God republicans are so hosed in the future looks like 70% of these kids are Hispanic

Right now the GOP is on their own 25 yard line, needing a TD to win with 1 second left, and Ryan loving Leaf is the QB.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:07

fatherboxx: Mar 25, 2013

mannerup posted:

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/s

https://twitter.com/dril/status/192299278889271296

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:06

oystertoadfish: Jun 17, 2003

yeah thanks schnorkles

whats a good place to find the good coverage on the numbers when they come out? im thinkin decision desk, daily kos elections, rrhelections, one of the last two should have links to ap results pages

pro news orgs should have nice maps

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:07