TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Montasque posted:

Hannity opened up his show with manic laughter.

He is either broken or he (THINKS) knows something.

Maybe Donnie said he'd leave Melania for him if he wins???

euphronius posted:

Also hello Delaware goons

Hi.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:12

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# ? May 16, 2024 16:25

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:12

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

trumps concession speech will be him bursting into flames and throwing himself off the top of trump tower like whatshisface, the steward of gondor

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:12

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/796082615170330624

True or untrue?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:12

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

rawrr posted:

elections are bad for productivity

Word, I haven't done poo poo today.

Taking tomorrow off so I can drink ALL the conservative tears.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:12

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

I'm gonna smoke a whole lot of Sour Diesel when Hillary wins

Granted I'm smoking a whole lot of Sour Diesel right now but still

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:12

Modus Pwnens: Dec 29, 2004

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/abc15/status/796077409464238080

Brings a tear to my eye.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:12

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

RACHET posted:

Goons do not worry. Trump will take this one.

Polling between right and left wing in 2016 is EXTREMELY unreliable because left wing media and libtards have been shaming right wing voters into being very quite on their choice, in Trumps case especially.

Similar thing happened in Croatia 2 months ago. Socialists were polling between 31-34% day before election, and conservatives were between 25-28%. Socialist were estimated to get between 58-64 seats, conservatives between 53-57 seats.

Comes the election and conservatives got 62 seats and socialists 53. That was after conservative goverment only had 6 months of governing and they self imploded.

Similar thing happened with Brexit and Austrian presidency where right wing candidate wasn't suppose to actually win.

Trump is winning, make no mistake, quote me on that. Our pollster has Trump with 284 EV and he is including pollster bias and the fact that right wing candidates are ALWAYS outperforming on election day.

So what website are you lifting this from

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:13

Celery Jello: Mar 21, 2005; Slippery Tilde

did anyone make a joke about how trump's voting picture looks like he's making sure melania didn't plagiarize michelle at the voting booth yet

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:13

Zero_Grade: Mar 18, 2004; Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

americong posted:

what network is optimal for meltdown viewing in your opinion

Al-Jazeera English for responsible coverage
MSNBC for goofy coverage
CNN for :wow:

, holograms, and guest meltdowns
FOX for maximum :derp:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:14

ReV VAdAUL: Oct 3, 2004; I'm WILD about
WILDMAN

Hush Delawareans, Bank of America or House DuPont know what is best for you.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:14

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Mr Hootington posted:

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/796073729323241472

Some quality trolling from James Woods there

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:13

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Alex Jones now talking about how it was hard to pick up women at barbecues because he couldn't stop talking about the new world order.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:13

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

euphronius posted:

Direct democracy is actually garbage and worse than having the legislature make laws

unicameral party-list proportional representation or bust

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:13

oystertoadfish: Jun 17, 2003

Asproigerosis posted:

As a field peasant in the great state of Delaware, it always weirds me out when people talk about directly voting on legislation during elections. What kind of lunatics would actually want a direct democracy on bills instead of living in a republic where you put all your trust into a 2 party system that is not beholden to you?

your a coroporation arent you

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:14

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Joementum posted:

Ooooh! I remember this one! That's gonna be "Scott Walker"!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:13

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Wow liberals keep admitting to voter fraud on twitter. Rigged!
https://twitter.com/tpbrenner/status/796082599814975488

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:13

703: May 11, 2007; Contains Carbon Monoxide

Why is deadspin getting / posting all of these political takes? I love the vids, but it's a bit odd for a sport centric site...

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:13

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mr Hootington posted:

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/796073729323241472

james woods going voltaire on me?

you are a ridiculous scum clown-boy, James hush yer gums

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:14

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

ReV VAdAUL posted:

Hush Delawareans, Bank of America or House DuPont know what is best for you.

They are both gone lol

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:13

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Venom Snake posted:

Our loving baron just banned exports of barrels when barrels of mastercrafted prepared food are our biggest export rip

I never said I was any good at this!!!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:14

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

Joementum posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:14

remusclaw: Dec 8, 2009

MSNBC gave Hillary Michigan back on their map but took something else so she'd be 2 down. They are shifting their map from use to use to allow for a horse race but haven't quite figured out which state to take from Hill to illustrate it.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:15

velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

gonna rush home after work, smoke a fat doob, and feed alex jones directly into my veins. gently caress yessssssssssssssssssssss

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:15

Despera: Jun 6, 2011; Can't post for 6 hours!

Lol this lawyer is getting owned

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:14

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

im enjoying a fine craft ginger ale + house made grenadine (a Shirtley Temple for u non initiated)

ready to get fuckd UP tonight ready to piss in a barrel

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:15

bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

turnip kid posted:

judge is giving them the business

she sure is and it's beautiful :allears:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:14

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:15

emdash: Oct 19, 2003; and?

703 posted:

Why is deadspin getting / posting all of these political takes? I love the vids, but it's a bit odd for a sport centric site...

"The Concourse" subsection of Deadspin is for any and all topics

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:15

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Schnorkles posted:

I love all y'all right now

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:14

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Celery Jello posted:

did anyone make a joke about how trump's voting picture looks like he's making sure melania didn't plagiarize michelle at the voting booth yet

I think you're the first. Congrats!

Zero_Grade posted:

Al-Jazeera English for responsible coverage
MSNBC for goofy coverage
CNN for , holograms, and guest meltdowns
FOX for maximum

I choose MSNBC for big news days for drunk Rachel and Brian.

ReV VAdAUL posted:

Hush Delawareans, Bank of America or House DuPont know what is best for you.

Sorry, master.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:15

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/796082615170330624

Dave is going on and on about this but it really doesn't matter for reasons you think it does~

Hint it has to do with the raw vote~

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:14

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i need texas data

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:14

Celery Jello: Mar 21, 2005; Slippery Tilde

703 posted:

Why is deadspin getting / posting all of these political takes? I love the vids, but it's a bit odd for a sport centric site...

gawker.com is dead and they wanted to disrupt as few readers as possible

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:14

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

Covok posted:

True or untrue?

Doesn't matter, turnout is up across the board.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:15

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I literally want politicians making their stump speeches for the nomination in 2020 DURING the concession speech. This crazy train will never stop.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:15

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/Jeb2016/status/796050003047256065

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:16

Underwhelmed: Mar 7, 2004; Nap Ghost

Themagicalgoat posted:

Make it national holiday like Bernie said today.

In fact, pay me to vote, motherfuckers.

It should be a holiday, and all states should be required to have open voting for at least a week before it.

But you know, that would make it harder to keep people from voting.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:15