TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Lycus: Aug 5, 2008; Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

MaxxBot posted:

Counterpoint: without direct democracy we'd be waiting for legal weed until 2050

Basically, I like direct democracy for general social issues, but not for budgeting decisions.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:20

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 17:16

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Zero_Grade posted:

Drunk Rachel is fantastic, especially when she goes off on some hapless R guest.

I do wonder sometimes if I'm missing out on the sweet meltdowns of Fox, or the weird insanity of CNN, but I think MSNBC is still best for entertainment.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:20

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Shageletic posted:

She's been pretty great all season as well

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/796084047156047872

Grab 'em by the pussy

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:20

SocketWrench: Jul 8, 2012; by Fritz the Horse

Watching the kids GOTV warms my heart. There's hope for the future after all

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:21

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/Jeb2016/status/796050003047256065

oh my god

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:20

Ghetto Prince: Sep 11, 2010; got to be mellow, y'all

Zaphod42 posted:

if texas actually goes blue I can die happy

Just voted in San Antonio. It seems like the Texas democratic party is getting their poo poo together because they had a democrat running for every race this time.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:21

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

https://twitter.com/TrumpDeathRally/status/796083651729625088

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:21

remusclaw: Dec 8, 2009

Shageletic posted:

She's been pretty great all season as well

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/796084047156047872

These are ridiculously humanizing for that fucker, I hope they don't get out to a wider audience.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:20

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

mormonpartyboat posted:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:20

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

weekly font posted:

Wasserman been hyperbolic as hell this year

It's bizarre. He's been on this harp for about 3 hours about how the republicans are catching up in Broward and the raw vote count just keeps expanding. :confused:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:20

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

teh bar i like isn't having a watch party they're showing the cavs game instead and then are actaully having a couple rad bands in later but i'm not doing bands tonight. the only place i can see that's saying they'll have results coming in (a watch party???) is a board game bar lol oh well WHATEVER

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:21

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

Nichael posted:

I think Utah's pretty interesting this election too. McMuffin or Clinton winning would be hilarious.

very true. Utah, TX and maybe alaska. everything else is either out of reach (Indiana/Missouri) or will be ground game (Iowa, Ohio, Georgia, Arizona) where hill should win

I predicted 419 EVs for Hillary and I'd rather be right on that than anything else

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:21

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

MaxxBot posted:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:22

SirPhoebos: Dec 10, 2007; WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Still need recommendation for election drinking

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:21

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Anybody following the Tiny Hands Feelers list will know exactly how many votes McMuffin got because I'm pretty sure Rick Wilson is going to retweet them all

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:22

Sulphagnist: Oct 10, 2006; WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Montasque posted:

Hannity says the first wave of exit polls were 'not to the media's liking' and had a cocky little laugh.

He says he saw them but he can't talk about them, then hinted that it looks WAY better for Trump than people thought.

Hannity just now: "THE OLD REPUBLICAN ORDER IS DEAD!"

Old people vote in the morning, young people vote in the evening. This always happens with exits during election day and people Arzy the gently caress out for a couple of hours.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:22

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Themagicalgoat posted:

Bullshit, Tejas belongs to La Raza and the First Peoples. And to a lesser extent, Spain and Mexico.

Well obviously I'm drawing a pretty sharp break between that tejas and the republican Texas annexed by the antebellum USA

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:22

Bone Crimes: Mar 7, 2007

eonwe posted:

this is TX as all HELL

Enhance!

confirmed, TX as all hell.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:22

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Bitchell keeps tweeting about Hillsborough County

I kinda want to ask him about Broward but I'd probably get blocked and I don't want to miss The Ultimate Cobbing

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:21

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:22

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Lastgirl posted:

only in our dreams

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:22

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Lastgirl posted:

The map we deserved.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:23

Corny: Feb 18, 2006; i am scared

Antti posted:

Old people vote in the morning, young people vote in the evening. This always happens with exits during election day and people Arzy the gently caress out for a couple of hours.

Can't wait for this same thing to happen with Virginia and the NoVa vote

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:22

evilweasel: Aug 24, 2002

Montasque posted:

Hannity says the first wave of exit polls were 'not to the media's liking' and had a cocky little laugh.

He says he saw them but he can't talk about them, then hinted that it looks WAY better for Trump than people thought.

Hannity just now: "THE OLD REPUBLICAN ORDER IS DEAD!"

Almost no votes for jeb!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:23

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/StarPriest/status/796066667273003008

I would say it more made you regress as a person. From a teenager who may have not grown up to be poo poo to just poo poo. Literal loving poo poo.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:23

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Florida is pretty much :abuela:

right?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:22

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Samovar posted:

Well, everyone. I just wanted to say - it has been an experience these last few months. Would just want to say a couple of things.

No mans land, Top Bunk Wanker, Bernice Anders, Boosted... if there are any of you clueless cunts around here anymore, Majoran was MUCH funnier than you during the primary.

Finally, Baloogan? Attend an A.A. meeting before you get institutionalised or die of cirrhosis, you drunken bum.

Majorian is not funnier than anyone and don't you lecture Baloogan he knows where he's at in life

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:23

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Ghetto Prince posted:

Just voted in San Antonio. It seems like the Texas democratic party is getting their poo poo together because they had a democrat running for every race this time.

They're doing that to deny the Green Party enough votes to automatically qualify for the ballot next time. :ssh:

I hope the Dems succeed.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:23

WarMECH: Dec 23, 2004

I'm more looking forward to Rubio losing than Trump, since the latter has already lost this horrid state already.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:23

TwinsensRevenge: Aug 13, 2013

Antti posted:

Old people vote in the morning, young people vote in the evening. This always happens with exits during election day and people Arzy the gently caress out for a couple of hours.

also stop looking at exits in general

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:23

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Shageletic posted:

She's been pretty great all season as well

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/796084047156047872

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:23

Chunky Salsa: Aug 31, 2016; "Isn't that right, Zach?"

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/796081599095902208

Good job, kids :unsmith:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:24

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

SirPhoebos posted:

Still need recommendation for election drinking

plastic jug bottom shelf local liquor store something with alcohol clear poo poo or brown poo poo your choice it's not complicated pussy

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:24

Johnny Joestar: Oct 21, 2010; Don't shoot him?

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Venom Snake posted:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

the elves are worthless, kill their invaders

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:24

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Venom Snake posted:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

loving ELVES KILL THEM

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:24

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

mormonpartyboat posted:

I'm your Huckleberry.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 21:24

Baronash: Feb 29, 2012; So what do you want to be called?

Montasque posted:

Hannity says the first wave of exit polls were 'not to the media's liking' and had a cocky little laugh.

He says he saw them but he can't talk about them, then hinted that it looks WAY better for Trump than people thought.

Hannity just now: "THE OLD REPUBLICAN ORDER IS DEAD!"

My favorite gem from 2012: