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500562 49.92%
139 0.01%
153 0.02%
500888 49.95%
940 0.09%
Total: 1002682 votes
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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Night10194 posted:

Is Hillsborough Dem or Rep as a County?

Is turnout there good or bad.

I do not know Florida.

Hillsborough Co is Tampa, Pinellas Co is St Pete/Clearwater

The area is about 50-50, maybe edges a little bit red

It doesn't matter because Broward Co (Ft Lauderdale) is blue and crushing 2012's turnout

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Alex Jones now discussing women UFC fighters, which he likes, and women in combat roles, which he does not like because men can't have babies.

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


TIL the actual presidential election (when the electoral college people vote) is in mid December. :shrug:

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Venom Snake posted:

oh god


oh god

Nothing would be more poetic than the colony ending in fire on this night of all nights.

Hail Armok

Themagicalgoat
Oct 5, 2016

MountGeek posted:

These hypotheticals coming out of Trump supporters are weird. He can't win in our current reality so they have to create these alternate universes where he could win. I guess that's why voter suppression and gerrymandering is a thing.

Donald Trump is the most Quixotic of candidates, you see. He requires that you live in a fantasy world, no matter how much damage you do to yourself and others in order to maintain your illusion.

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

Schnorkles posted:

there's a lot of weirdness in ohio, turnout is down in cuyahoga but way up in Franklin.

Meanwhile, in Orlando:

https://twitter.com/tbonier/status/796092649132400640

I have to wonder if Cuyahoga county is going to pick up at this point, if it doesn't...Ohio is going to be wire thin. I still think she wins it in this case, but it might be a Florida in 2012 situation where it gets called a few days later

As opposed to Florida this year, which will get called as soon as polls close :getin:

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Squizzle posted:

lmebo, just lmebo

if anyone hasn't used those machines, you press the lil numbered square

mashing yr white power tattoo mitts against the candidate names does nothing, its like pounding a table or wall

Thank goodness I'm not the only one that noticed he wasn't even trying to press on the actual spot you need to press.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

exquisite tea posted:

It's unlikely if Clinton could win OH without turning out more votes in Cuyahoga, but it could be super close in either direction.

Ideally, I would like Ohio not to matter. If she can get to 270 without it, then we can just sit back and laugh.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

So fla is Clinton huh?

Noice

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

same

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

I have plenty of alcohol...could someone lend me a cat?

Vacuuming completed. Now I'm free to mainline the election til the end! :wooper:

brocretin
Nov 15, 2012

yo yo yo i loves virgins


uh dude y-

you missed the-

you missed again you're not very good at this

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

Joementum posted:

Alex Jones now discussing women UFC fighters, which he likes, and women in combat roles, which he does not like because men can't have babies.

Jones has had a fantasy about this ever since seeing the Roma camp scene in From Russia With Love.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

So basically Florida turnout day-of is looking pretty good and we already had a good EV period?

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


is trump won?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Corny posted:

I have to wonder if Cuyahoga county is going to pick up at this point, if it doesn't...Ohio is going to be wire thin. I still think she wins it in this case, but it might be a Florida in 2012 situation where it gets called a few days later

As opposed to Florida this year, which will get called as soon as polls close :getin:

It'll hit 60-65% I think. Wire thin that

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Yinlock posted:

oh my god amazing

i thought vs was maybe being hyperbolic when he said these people are too dumb to vote but noooope

there are literally written directions in the booth

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Baloogan posted:

i ATE A MONTH PROBATION 4 POSTING THAT IN D&D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

Night10194 posted:

So basically Florida turnout day-of is looking pretty good and we already had a good EV period?

Florida turnout is higher than we could even have hope for, and we had an amazing EV period

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Anything out of North Carolina? I'd really like to win there...

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Baloogan posted:

i ATE A MONTH PROBATION 4 POSTING THAT IN D&D

Fascists

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Tom Guycot posted:

is trump won?

Jeb!

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

Iron Crowned posted:

High quality kitty right there

our cat doesn't know about daylight savings so he's been biting us on the shins for an hour before we give him his dinner

anime tupac
Oct 25, 2010

stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it

Squizzle posted:

lmebo, just lmebo

if anyone hasn't used those machines, you press the lil numbered square

mashing yr white power tattoo mitts against the candidate names does nothing, its like pounding a table or wall

*shouting at voting machine* trump! trump! trmup *face two inches away* TRUMP! TRUPM! TRUMP! *mashing my face into the glass* TRUPM TRUMBP

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
god FL being called at 7pm would be glorious

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

ixnay posted:

lmao

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/796084614548824065

Construction law, election law, it's all the same thing really
Trump relying on his gastroenterologist to write up his "health report" makes so much more sense now.

"He's a doctor, right?!"

"They're lawyers, right?!"

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

thecluckmeme posted:

The Guardian app will let you opt in to live state results as push notifications, it's what I'm using since I work

Thank you citizen I've got that app installed and I'd buy you a beer if you were at the bar I was going to

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Ughhhh I need some numbers

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Corny posted:

I have to wonder if Cuyahoga county is going to pick up at this point, if it doesn't...Ohio is going to be wire thin. I still think she wins it in this case, but it might be a Florida in 2012 situation where it gets called a few days later

As opposed to Florida this year, which will get called as soon as polls close :getin:

Keep in mind these totals don't tell us much about voter demographics or how they're splitting their votes. I think OH is probably my most optimistic Clinton win if she has a really good night overall. But it will be close, closer even than maybe NC.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

If my family has been here longer than Coulter's, does that mean I get to strip her voting rights?

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008






You have good taste in wine for today, friend.

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Why does Alex Jones randomly post his porn?

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

anime tupac posted:

*shouting at voting machine* trump! trump! trmup *face two inches away* TRUMP! TRUPM! TRUMP! *mashing my face into the glass* TRUPM TRUMBP
Silly, first you have to press 1 for English.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Beachcomber posted:

I have plenty of alcohol...could someone lend me a cat?

Vacuuming completed. Now I'm free to mainline the election til the end! :wooper:

I have a spare cat, so you can borrow one



Just realized I'm nearly out of whiskey so I gotta make a run to the liquor store before the results start rolling in

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
How many more hours before we accept President Trump and realize that all these lols were a prelude to a 1000 years of facist darkness?

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


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Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off
So, when does election coverage start and where can I watch it as a filthy European?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

i wish god would strike her dumb like he did scott adams

ReV VAdAUL
Oct 3, 2004

I'm WILD about
WILDMAN

Alter Ego posted:

Anything out of North Carolina? I'd really like to win there...

Other than all the polling workers' laptops ~stopping working~ meaning the slower, paper method to verify voters had to be used there doesn't seem to have been much news.

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DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Beachcomber posted:

I have plenty of alcohol...could someone lend me a cat?

Vacuuming completed. Now I'm free to mainline the election til the end! :wooper:

if i became president i would give everyone a free spayed or neutered kitty

this will be my platform in 2024 when i run

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